But, since we have like 342380472349823742 new members here who haven't seen my old story, I'll repost the first story I posted here, one of my personal favorites Saint

heh i liked it.

At 8/29/06 08:31 PM, zouci wrote: if we go to another planet like mars 12 earth years would be a year and our bodies would adapt in years then we live to 100 would be 1200

incorrect our bodies would not expirience any sort of time dilation whatsoevr so we would be fast people in a slowly revolving world.

hey how cam i join ng mafia?

and what page did the lvl 5's story thing start on?

actually your brain shrinks to about the size of a marchmallow when you die because of decomposition and water loss so your brain is destroyed anyway

actually, cryogenically freezing puts your cells in a state of suspended animation, they dont age, they dont make chemical reactions or waste and dontneed them, there actually like as alive as metal is! then a chemical reaction caused by the computer in the cryo-pod reactivates with a strange chemical that reactivates the bodies normal reaction, then they are monitered for a year through life support systems while the body reboots.™

this is copyright me!!!

At 8/28/06 08:29 PM, onlyoneben wrote: I've been smoking for twelve years, Camel lights all the way. Don't start, way too expensive I could have bought a pretty nice car with the money I've spent on them. The black cigarette was most likely a clove cigarette which will kill your lungs twice as fast, but they do taste good.

smoker is dumb you coukld aford a $60,000 car
for the money! i did the math!! and this means youll kill your lungs 2x as fast and also its not an extra 5-10 years, its dying young. like at 40. a healthy person could live to be 124 maximum before there brain cells dye from tiredness. think abought it. you could live 3x your age if you get stringy type of tumors at 40 or lung cancer or heart disease.

it even says on the fucking pack

"surgeon generals warning: cigarettes may cause heart disease lung cancer and kill you"

oh and if you smoked 1-2 packs of cigarettes a day for 5-10$ each in 15 years you will be able to buy a new car for the money you payed on the cigarettes. a car, or a deathtrap drug? *sarcasm* hard choice isnt it? *sarcasm*

im serious!! this is not mumo jumbo stuff i made up!

DUDE FREAKING STOP BEFORE ITS TO LATE!!!!

black cigarette? it was probably a cigar. i am a very smart 11 year old and i know the 745 word definition of antidisdistablishmentarianism so i know its a cigar, but stoop dude! you may not be addicted kick your roomates ass out for trying to kill you then find another roomate thats religious against drugs!

hello? anyone there???

also the animals and plants? what would it be like?
not like any sci-fi in the world, most dont even go to the year 10,000!

and what is the rapture???

At 8/28/06 07:39 PM, KemCab wrote:

At 8/28/06 07:37 PM, Jerkapotomus wrote: Anyway, it's not signifigant. Time is thought up by human so you could just as easily come up with your own system and have tomorrow be 2/22/22.

That's okay. My main point is, I want to see what major technological and social events will happen in the next 200 years.

hey, if the sun doesnt turn into a red giant in 5 billion years, and we dont go exctinct, imagine what we would look like in 1 million, or even 3 billion years from evouloution or the technology what would it be like? its simply uncomprehendable

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/335293

i cant get the thing on oh well it got past the core though!

I guess.

hey and what are all the groups i can be in? my minnie gun if i get it is just for a
side-arm.

At 2/17/04 05:54 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: alright uzis for everyone! and if you join since your name is twin uzis you get 2

i want a minnie gun instead and i wanna be in also

may the power of christ compel you may the power of christ compel you!!!!

tom is not a god!!! tom is not a god!!!

may the power of christ compel you may the power of christ compel you!!!!!

this is god compared to tomes top floor of his office building he pwns we all know that but hes not god!!!

At 8/20/06 11:40 PM, -fasdit- wrote: lies!

At 8/20/06 11:40 PM, MiG-15 wrote: HERITIC!

At 8/20/06 11:39 PM, Mattageddon wrote: your right he's not god.... i am!

congrats!!! ur all fucktards!!!

and for the last time until my next post,

TOM FULP IS NOT GOD!! IS HIS LAST NAME CHRIST? THATS GODS LAST NAME!
JESUS IS GODS SON SO THEY ARE BOTH SURNAMED CHRIST TAMS ISNT!!

(for the badly grammered, surname is last name)

yay runescape ur all faggots if yah hhate it

At 6/29/06 01:59 PM, Socially-Failed wrote:

At the beggining of time, TomFulp wrote:

I am your one and only god, you must worship me, and get enough experience points to see me naked!

Need anymore proof that he is God?

yes i can do stuff like that to!i need toms proof u bastard

At 6/29/06 01:59 PM, Socially-Failed wrote:

i am a fucking retard help me go to the bathroom

what the hell is runescape? i did a web picture search for "big", "stupid", and
"ugly" im surprised i didn't find any pictures of any of you.

(ok so i did a search for "green monsters" god what the hell is with you people
im just suggesting a new size god stop flaming me)

fine dickhead, then 120 at least mmak bigger limitations

At 7/24/06 05:10 PM, Clever_Nickname wrote: Have you ever seen forums with no signature limitations? It's annoying and obnoxious.

im saying for NEW sig limits not NO sig limits

At 7/24/06 05:09 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

what abought a size of like 200 pixels? that would be better it could shrink them into

Or not. That would make sigs the equivalent of around 7-8 monitors high on each page, which is ridiculous.

dude that picture of a zombie is only 184 pixels!

I can never get any good pics on it! and why no bitmaps? its irritating!

what abought a size of like 200 pixels? that would be better it could shrink them into
high def versions or maybe shrink the file to fit?

the pic is only 184!

mines worth $4.27 lol i suck

god damn all you!!! he is not a god he is a kid who made a flash portal site!!!

you think hes a god, reply to those emails and pms with this post's url on it god(i mean the rel god not tom for all your people who are stupid) leave him alone if i was him i wouldnt like myself being talked about like this unless i knew and i wouldnt aprove of it, but im not. just leave him alone!

the men with crack

At 5/21/06 01:11 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: Inuyasha is Dragon Ball Z FOR GIRLS.

inuyasha is the best anime ever STFU!

...................../¯/)
..................../¯../
.................../..../
............./´ /'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\....

ty the gold crow animator of kingdom hearts may cry for that thingie.

mine is fucking 12,745.82 miles!!!!!!!!

In the beginning there was a man, and his name was Sephiroth, and he was bad... very, very bad. Sephiroth is the kind of guy you put a restraining order on before you even meet him. He's got a head full of bad wiring and funny ideas about his place in the world. He thinks he's the son of God, and that's not good when the God he believes in is Jenova. Religious overtones aside, Sephiroth is a sadistic, calculating, intelligent, unrelenting force to be reckoned with. The guy walks through fire, cleaves Behemoths to pieces in one strike and all that before a picnic at the North Cave with Aeris. He carries a big sword - not so much for the compensating as for the instilling terror factor - and he's not afraid to use it. Sephiroth, if the most convoluted of all FF baddies, is the most infamous due to a bit of drama theater involving an innocent Ancient and his big sword. The one undeniable thing about sephiroth is that he was(is) evil incarnate, and stopping him literally meant(means) the difference between the end of the world and another tomorrow. If you're Sephiroth, please allow me to get the hell out of the way before I iritate you, O Great and Evil one. I really can't think of any good things that can come from someone like sephiroth - perhaps because I'm frozen in terror - so I'll just say "Please don't kill me" and leave you to your own devices. Similar characters include Ultimecia(ff8), and Vormav(fft) Your polar opposite is Yuffie. You can probably get along with Seifer, Delita and Seymour.

real name: Justin Tyler
alias: iluvpie
sexe: male
expirience: 150
level: 4
sighn up date: january 1st, 2006
expiration: end of time

ty a lot can u make one sig sized?

attack of the super lobsters!