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At 6/11/11 05:16 PM, POTaTOS wrote: Cock

Where is your god now?!

Ooh, so we were talking about cock then.
I didn't know those other names.

At 6/10/11 05:53 PM, Drony wrote: I hate the fucking eagles man

Man, if eagles don't fuck, then how are they supposed to make more eagles?

Scumbag.

At 6/9/11 06:50 PM, OstrichMaster wrote:

At 6/9/11 06:46 PM, Lorkas wrote: Which one of his songs was included in the Watchmen movie?

These times are a-changin

but I knew about him long before that movie.

Also, all along the watchtower was in the movie, but not his original version.

At 6/9/11 03:24 PM, shimmyya wrote:

At 6/9/11 03:22 PM, Ryuzaki1 wrote: Pics/vid or it didn't happen, etc.

dude are you sure you wanna see a dude jizzing on another dudes face?

It's just for the sake of verificating this story's veracity. Don't judge us!

I managed to play Redemption Songs!

Here's the progression: 1, 2, 3, 1, 4, 6, 5, 3, 1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Does liking lesbians make me gay?

At 6/7/11 06:08 PM, WizMystery wrote: I don't hate any genre as much as I hate one certain attribute: If it isn't original, it's bad. It has to come from you. Not necessarily ignoring all influences, but it must have your own ideas. I'm not exactly speaking about not having cliches, etc.

I hadn't read a comment in this site I agreed more with. I hear you man.

I dislike downward fringes. The ones that end directly when the eyes start.
Why do they keep insisting on doing them? Most women look better without them.

If you let him slap a little, will he get happy again?

Does some one want to volunteer?

At 6/6/11 08:33 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: may this happy pony shall answer this question.

Happy?

Most metal subgeneres, most techno shit, and reggaeton

At 6/7/11 04:30 PM, Makakaov wrote: Soyuz nyerushimyiy ryespublik svobodnyh
Splotila navyeki Vyelikaya Rus'.
Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyiy volyey narodov
Yedinyiy, moguchiy Sovyetskiy Soyuz!

Fuckin' commie.

At 6/4/11 09:56 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore

You can hardly make a more appropiate comment.

Do you realise that most characters you hate were actually designed for you to hate them, so it's trully a useless and already designed hate? Spend your time hating worse things.

OMG HoW diD JO HAX0RZ yoUR BRAINZ LOL!!!!111 ONeone

No but seriously, we don't speak like that in here.

At 6/5/11 04:50 AM, Lionel738 wrote: yeah, it does get annoying. my friend says it at every opportunity, and after awhile, it just gets old

Why is he your friend?

At 6/5/11 12:05 AM, TheThirdSix wrote: Apparently a new subgenre of dubstep is starting called "drugstep". It's kinda just like noise... I like it though.

So, there's basically no difference between this drugstep and traditional dubstep. Oh you people and your subgeneres.

I like turtles.

What's with the interest?

At 5/30/11 02:26 AM, kakalxlax wrote: good: "dulce de leche"
evil: "peronism"

What about Les Luthiers?

I would probably insist that I drink sulfuric acid as it is a liquid, and then usid to destroy the iron bars.
Then I'd probably eat the food and punch my partner in the face with the boxing glove, for the lulz.

I would probably change my mind about it.

You can't better well

At 5/29/11 02:10 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote:

At 5/29/11 02:08 PM, dread2760 wrote: My mother weighs like 350 thanks for giving her a good time.

She also has aids, might wanna get yourself checked out OP.

Not so funny when you realise that you probably have it too because you inherited from your mom.

Make it 1920x1080 and I might as well use it.

At 5/29/11 09:12 AM, seel wrote:

At 5/28/11 10:25 PM, Yrtnej wrote:

I can't stand my immature blockheads of "friends" anymore, and most of the new people I try to meet are also immature blockheads. I can only connect with a few people

Stop being autistic, thinking you're better than them.

Did you really say autistic thar? I think you meant selfish.

Internet screamers. That almost managed to make me hate the internet completely and leave it forever.

Unfortunately for you, it didn't.

At 5/22/11 04:32 PM, Wolfos wrote: But those planets, they're big but only in size. They don't feel, love or get hurt. They're mere planets.
Everything we know that matters is here, the animals and humans on our planet feel, love or get hurt. They're living beings and they matter. The physical size of things is irrelevant.

mh... copycat.

I believe that "intelligent" life (doesn't work for all of us) is much more important than just a huge ball of fire. Of course we're small compared to the dimensions of the universe, but that's what makes more meritorious the fact that we can travel through space and discover all kinds of things. A giant supernova isn't capable of rational thinking, and that's what matters to me.

At 5/22/11 06:15 AM, Socratius wrote: I also have been told that tetrodotoxin is a very very powerful anesthetic 160,000 times stronger than cocaine.

This sounds like a huge overstatement. How do you measure something like this anyway?