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Barely a 5. Also this image is heavily photoshopped.

At 7/11/11 05:50 PM, Elsid wrote: possibly because of a reduction in attention span due to the high intensity, high adrenaline, fast-paced fps games I play far too much of.

That's funny, because you are named Elsid, whose surname was "El campeador". The obvious conclusion is that you are a camper.

At 7/11/11 05:44 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: Come on man this one's easy.

She obviously "does" like you and tried to play hard to get because she figured that you would pursue her more. But she had no idea that you had other options as far as women, so when you decided to go out with the other girl, she got jealous.
ETC.

So, are you saying that he must slap her as hard as he can?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

turn and face the strain.
Ch-ch-changes.

At 7/11/11 05:08 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Ocarina of Time was a piece of shit.

If your dog ate the cartridge and shat it back, then this sentence makes sense. Otherwise, no.

This thread is about walls.

Valhalla here I come, with my penis.

Well, obvious.

Probably none of us would be here, but the world would be moreless the same.

God, I know I'm gonna end up watching this video so many times it's gonna be insane.

At 7/10/11 04:49 AM, reverend wrote: View and take notes:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 9440

So your name is rever end? what kind of adjective is rever?

Wat.

If a woman attacked me repeatedly and actually go to hurt me, I'd probably pick her arm and threaten with dislocating it till she surrendered

I've always liked asparagus, the white ones at least.

And I think one of the most obvious is beer. Nobody likes it the first time, but later you happen to enjoy it, a lot.

So.... why didn't you fuck her?

You're right, but the problem here is most women don't start being violent for no apparent reason (or at least to people who don't deserve it in their point of view) whereas men may.

At 7/9/11 01:33 PM, SizzleBolt wrote: Ford? Car's can't die, shtwopid.

Mommy says im smart so i no that car cant die

If you're Smart, then you can't die either.

It's kind of sad some of you take that seriously. It's obviously a joke, and a pretty clever one.

At 7/8/11 12:51 PM, Grind wrote:

At 6/12/11 11:57 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: Chat, Pico 2.

Pico 2 is just going to be a duke nukem forever, they say they are working on it, and also say they are not woring on it, but once we allllll forget about it.

BAM its done.

And it happens to be a huge letdown.

Most songs I know, because I like singing.

At 6/6/11 08:48 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: I have nightmares frequently....Does that mean that I'm terrified to have them? Not at all. It's weird, but my "scary dreams" don't really scare me at all.

Then they're not nightmares. Scariness depends on the person who lives it, and if you're the only one living it and you don't find it scary, then it's not a nightmare.

Staying on topic, I don't usually have nightmares, but I don't really know since I usually don't remember my dreams. But I recall having maybe 1 or 2 nightmares in my lifetime only.

Which one of the two?

At 7/7/11 06:31 PM, Newgrundling wrote: I read about this today.

My thoughts: suicide is so dishonorable there, the family / father crafted the note afterward to save face for the family (dying or not). Just my crackpot theory.

It makes sense. After all, if you're going to suicide you try to make your suicide note as visible as possible to the first person that fins your corpse. It doesn't seem realistic that it took so long to find the note.

Eye can't help but feel really bad for her and her family.

My sig tells me I should change it soon.

Why is this show so insanely popular, because i'm kinda confused.

Yeah, it's great they believe in friendship and convivence, but it's also extremely gay.

webcomics don't take a big enough part of my life for this thread to be relevant to me

At 7/6/11 02:09 PM, FirstBaby wrote: Fuck you and your science!

Some one has a long index finger.

I think all this has to do with the fact that index finger length has something to do with the amount of progesterone in your body. So if your index finger is shorter, it means you have more testosterone than progesterone and therefore your penis has probably developed more.

At 7/2/11 01:19 AM, Acronze wrote: I looked this up yesterday when someone mentioned it in a thread.

She is hot for a murderer.

She looks creepy even for a murderer.

At 7/3/11 06:33 PM, joethesouleater wrote: Manly-Chicken

Swear word doesn't necessarily mean insult, you know?