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I know this is a kind of risky question, but what is your special sauce?

At 8/9/11 11:41 AM, NerdLiife wrote: Will you marry me?

This is actually a win-win situacion.

The year 40k isn't in the 41th millenium unless you're using a calendar with a 0 year

At 7/12/11 12:47 PM, Alex616 wrote:

At 7/12/11 12:43 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: Yes you are.

how would you know?

Because you're in Newgrounds.

At 7/12/11 12:42 PM, Alex616 wrote:

At 7/12/11 12:39 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: But you could have SECKS! The risk is justified.

Dude I am not that desperate for sex

Yes you are.

At 7/12/11 12:37 PM, Alex616 wrote:

At 7/12/11 12:25 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: No she's an actual woman and she wants to have sex with you. Go for it.

I've said this once and I'll say it again:

Not taking any chances next thing you know I've been knocked out and wake up tied up in a bed of a 54 year man.

But you could have SECKS! The risk is justified.

No she's an actual woman and she wants to have sex with you. Go for it.

So this amazing wall is just to justify that your 6 inch penis isn't THAT short?

At 7/11/11 11:45 PM, liljim wrote: ?Ch. ch. ch. ch. changes...?

You're far too slow.

At 7/11/11 07:51 PM, Ericho wrote: It reminds me of a news story that was mocked on "The Daily Show". It featured a woman who painted her son's fingernails and everyone went nuts and said this was encouraging transexualism. For crying out loud, sexuality is not a choice, and even if it was, I highly doubt that would ever cause a direct influence. If your brother grows up to be like this, it's something in his genes and nothing to do with what you do as a family.

If you encourage the kid to paint his fingernails from a very young age, he is obviously gonna find it normal and keep on doing it when he grows up. Even if sexuality isn't a choice, the kid won't necessarily realise that this kind of conduct is the usual for a person with a certain sexuality until he grows up. So there.

At 7/11/11 06:39 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: I've heard that if you die in your dreams you die of a heart attack. Because of the shock or something.

This makes sense to me, considering every time I'm about to die my dream changes or I wake up.

All about the grid man.

That's absolute bullshit. Then why people who are about to die or know they are going to die don't die before of a heart attack?

At 7/11/11 07:43 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 7/11/11 07:39 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: which is the aim of every single species of animal in the world.

Please don't make a post with some misunderstanding of evolution like "OMG teh gays don't have babies so LOGICALLY they don't exist".

I'm not saying I believe that, I'm saying that a person who lived 2000 years ago when there wasn't any social conscience about homosexuality and all, may have thought this way and it really isn't a reason to hate him after all.

*awkward silence*

At 7/11/11 07:31 PM, OMGhaxedlol wrote:

At 7/11/11 07:30 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: If you actually think Jesus was a douchebag then I will bomb your house

he still called Homosexuality an abomination, causing 2 millenia of discrimination against gay people... otherwise, he was ok

If you consider that there's 2 thousand years between us and him, and that we cannot fully guarantee that the word he said is the same as abomination in english, we can consider that he said something along the lines of 'abnormal' or 'defective'. And homosexuals are actually abnormal and defective in a way, because they aren't able to reproduce, which is the aim of every single species of animal in the world.

At 7/11/11 07:33 PM, SineRider wrote:

At 7/11/11 07:28 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote:

Hahahahahahahahahaha

If you don't post any kind of face or comment or anything, I can't tell if this laughter is sarcastic or honest or what.

hahahahah

You see? That's a clear message. He is just trying to flirt with me.

Wait, what?

At 7/11/11 07:27 PM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: I want to kill... the biggest douchebags in history

Religion warning

1. Jehovah
2. Allah
3. Jesus Christ
4. Mohammed the prophet

You can't kill things that don't exist or are already dead, you silly goose.

At 7/11/11 07:16 PM, Yert wrote:

At 7/11/11 07:15 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote:

At 7/11/11 07:13 PM, Space-Whale wrote: That's not techno. You need to learn up on your genres, boy.

I don't need to learn genres. Just give me music and I will tell you if I like it.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

If you don't post any kind of face or comment or anything, I can't tell if this laughter is sarcastic or honest or what.

Nature gives us the hability to escape the most dangerous situations in the most amazing and unexpected ways, then makes us think it's God who saved us. Clearly, nature's modesty is enormous.

At 7/11/11 07:16 PM, Rummy0 wrote:

At 7/11/11 07:12 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote:

At 7/11/11 07:08 PM, Rummy0 wrote: This thread needs more delicious traps. :3

But if you'res saying it's a trap then it's probably a trap for the trap, then it's a trap trap, and this is a girl. right? Tell me that's a girl.

Nope, she's a transsexual deal with it.

I dealt with it. It was hard at the beggining, but then it got easier.

At 7/11/11 07:13 PM, Space-Whale wrote: That's not techno. You need to learn up on your genres, boy.

I don't need to learn genres. Just give me music and I will tell you if I like it.

At 7/11/11 07:08 PM, Rummy0 wrote: This thread needs more delicious traps. :3

But if you'res saying it's a trap then it's probably a trap for the trap, then it's a trap trap, and this is a girl. right? Tell me that's a girl.

It's not wrong since you're just three years older.

At 7/11/11 07:05 PM, Rummy0 wrote:

At 7/11/11 06:05 PM, Luis wrote: Im liking this forecast.

I agree totally.

So... that's a man?

Staring at the sun is also lazy, you dumbass.

At 7/11/11 06:45 PM, POTaTOS wrote: Rape face, constipation face, what's the difference?

Why on earth did you pierce your... whatever the skin part between the mouth and the chin?

At 7/11/11 05:17 PM, psycho-squirrel wrote: I dreamed that it was November and that I had my copy of Skyrim, then I looked at the date and it was still July, but I still had the copy.

I woke up disappointed though. November is to far away.

Lucid dreaming, that sounds awesome. If you can consciously be in your dream then you can consciously create things then and use them? That's so cool. It's my dream.

At 7/11/11 06:31 PM, Killersepp wrote:

At 7/11/11 06:24 PM, beakerboy wrote: when rating women, you have to use my hotness calculator.

TO use it, rate her boobs, hair, ass, thinness, tan, legs, and stomach all on a scale of 1-10

now rate her face on a scale of 1-5

total the boobs, hair, ass, thinness, tan, legs, and stomach.

multiply that total by her face score.

Does not compute. I like pale, somewhat chubby ladies (with red hair!), so "thinness" and "tan" do not factor in for me. Also, you do not account for "character", "humor" and "intelligence"; all definite indicators for fuckability - at least for me. How old are you - 14? :D

It does compute. If you like pale, then the closest she gets to the 'pale factor', the closest she gets to the 10. Same with thinness. You see, the way you evaluate women is completely subjective, this is just a tool so you can get an exact number.
Also, character, humor and intelligence do not affect directly a woman's hotness, but they may affect your intention to fuck her. Still, this calculation is exclusively for hotness - meaning the note you would give to a woman you see in a photo or who you see somewhere before getting to talk to her.

You first gotta do the average of all the notes you got in each of the sections then divide it by 5. Then you can actually multiply for the score she got for her face.
I say it's a pretty good way to calculate that, too bad I just rate women at first glance.

At 7/11/11 05:46 PM, CryptKeeperZach wrote: 4Chan is the most unorganized forum on the internet

Where ng is overorganized.

At 7/11/11 05:59 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Now here's a picture of a pretty girl

Now we're talking business. I give a 9 to this fine lady, though she does need a little boob improvement.