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The Beatles were much more popular than Justin Bieber is now during the period of strongest Beatlemania and were also liked my millions of young girls, yet they didn't recieve 1/10 of the hate Justin Bieber gets. There's many reasons for this, basically it is because he makes music with the only intent of being popular to his audience of preteen girls, so it's incredibly poppy music and completely dull music which lacks significance and musical quality.
Also, he as a character isn't one you'd find charming (if you're not a preteen girl, that is). I've heard things he's done that were completely stupid and unnecessary. Maybe it's because he can't stand fame. Well, it's his fault for getting into the business. It was probably his dream from the beggining to be that popular.

You mods think you're funny creating senseless threads you would lock if they were someone else's!

Considering a month would be around a day less of life, I would fap as frequently as I do now. I don't care too much about losing around a year and a half of senility. (let's say I will be fapping for around 40 years, 40x12=480 days less)

At 5/3/11 02:47 PM, Lorkas wrote: Someone lock this thread and ban OP.

Rucklo, maybe.

At 5/1/11 05:07 PM, The-Great-One wrote: FUNKbrs!

Man, I would totally Funk FUCKbrs too! I mean, wait what?

At 5/1/11 04:31 PM, RacistBassist wrote: God fucking damnit.

Goodbye Newgrounds, going to go commit suicide

Stop being such a nice guy!

Oh wait, I actually meant an asshole. I sometimes get these two mixed up.

"I don't get paid for it, they do"

I feel bad.

For the guy who had to suicide.

At 4/30/11 02:11 PM, TechnoHound wrote: Its pretty funny considering I throw crabs/lobsters straight into hot water letting them die slowly yet people are sorry for a crab that is having a quick death.

It's true. Crabs probably have no self awareness or fear of death, and by killing it instantly you're only finishing a life that wouldn't have been any great otherwise. But then, just because it makes a face that ressembles that of a human's sad face, we feel pity and remorse for the animal.

I think calling an African American "pig" is very disrespectful.

At 4/30/11 04:54 PM, pikmints wrote: So basically, what if the matrix was true?

But really, there is already a 10% chance that everything in existance is a computer simulation. That would mean "God" is actually a programmer(s), would explain what happened before the big bang and what caused it, and would explain certain unexplainable phenomina.

This is all true. The total .0001% of newgrounds audience that watches the science channel knows what I'm talking about.

Alright, so what created those computer programmers that are simulating my reality right now?

At 4/30/11 04:13 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: Space-Whale was the last original username on Newgrounds.

Lies! All lies!

At 4/30/11 02:59 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 4/30/11 02:56 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: Yeah, that was a piece of land that we humans call America because that's the name we humans gave it. Saying that we created because we gave its name to it would be like saying we did the Big Bang because when it happened it wasn't named the Big Bang.

And you missed my point. Oh well.

If you say so. After all, language is a way we humans have to express reality. Like giving names to things, which is a way to refer to something. Completely different to creating that thing. In the same way that saying that I missed a point does not imply that I actually missed the point.

At 4/30/11 02:52 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 4/30/11 02:48 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote:

At 4/30/11 01:24 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 4/30/11 12:50 PM, Hancack wrote: Don't you guys realize that without Britain that America would've never been created

Actually, America was created by Italians.

Actually, America was created when the Pangaea broke into different pieces of land.

No, that was just a piece of land. It wasn't America before humans started calling it America.

Yeah, that was a piece of land that we humans call America because that's the name we humans gave it. Saying that we created because we gave its name to it would be like saying we did the Big Bang because when it happened it wasn't named the Big Bang.

At 4/30/11 01:24 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 4/30/11 12:50 PM, Hancack wrote: Don't you guys realize that without Britain that America would've never been created

Actually, America was created by Italians.

Actually, America was created when the Pangaea broke into different pieces of land.

At 4/29/11 07:02 PM, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: Everyone's missing the point here. It's not about the 3DS, it's about me telling her to buy me a PS3 and she didn't listen.

Tragic, really. Maybe you could sell me the unsealed 3ds for half the price and get rid of your torment while getting a little more money for the ps3.

Oh VHS, you didn't give me nostalgia, you gave me AIDS.

At 4/29/11 06:22 PM, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote:

So your name's pokemon-trainerBROCK yet you don't want the perfect console for pokémon gaming there is. Oh the irony.

At 4/28/11 06:52 PM, letiger wrote: What is Mac? What is PC? What is Windows?

OH yeah you're right I'm so stupid for having a commercial computer.

I'm going to play some Portal 2 and other videogames while I cry. BRB.

At 4/27/11 05:27 PM, SteelChair wrote: Mainstream dubstep is shit. UKF, Skream, Unicorn Kid and a few others are pretty amazing. But everything that goes mainstream becomes shit sooner or later.

Like the Beatles, punk music in general (talking about the 80's here), Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Led Zeppelin, and many more.

Yep, it always happens

At 4/27/11 05:26 PM, semeieseed wrote: Well my girlfriend dumped me saying she didn't want a relationship and would rather be friends. Two weeks later she starts going out with another guy. That was kinda cold y'know.

Look it from a more optimistic point of view. Maybe she didn't know that relationships were really great until she found another guy that gave her what she wanted, and she didn't expect that to happen.

Nope, it only makes it worse.

At 4/27/11 04:16 AM, LittleWashu wrote: Lefty all the way and I am proud off it. But I can use my right hand for writing as well.

I am using both hands to write right now. You aren't all that special.

At 4/27/11 04:53 PM, Danopus wrote: Dubstep all sounds the same and isn't music.

How can you not difference the WOOBBLALABOOB from the BLOOOBOBLWALLAWOOB.

Ignorant fuck.

At 4/27/11 04:25 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 4/27/11 04:16 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: You gotta be REAL hardcore to handle the bass on these ones.

You mean like WUBWUBWUBWOBWUBWUBWOBWOBBAWOBBUFFETWOBWA B?

Yeah man like so totally woah.

At 4/27/11 03:57 PM, Irty wrote: I felt like my chances of getting into a relationship with her just went down to zero. I felt death,

You felt death? Then you were revived?

At 4/27/11 03:48 PM, Otto wrote: Mainstreap dubstep is awful and not fit for those little radios builders and teachers and office workers play because there is no bass.

You gotta be REAL hardcore to handle the bass on these ones.
Because it's like, only for real men. Woah.

At 4/26/11 01:02 AM, AtomicD00M wrote: "Ground control to major Tom..."

Can you hear me Major Tom? CAN YOU HEAR ME?

This image will probably never be this appropiate again.

As possible as this is, it kind of looks and feels photoshopped. Weird.

Sushi is fantastic. Now, chinese sushi? I wouldn't trust that shit.