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At 12/29/11 11:57 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 12/29/11 11:53 PM, tsukikomi wrote: I'm starting to wonder is it gay to masterbate to

I don't think so

I do believe you are right. Also yum yum.

That is horrifying beyond any words that can be describe for that not even Glad trash bags stapled at the end are not enough to conceal this monstrosity. *Eyes turn like mucus*

At 12/30/11 01:17 PM, monkeytroubleaj wrote:

At 12/30/11 01:13 PM, argile wrote:

I see no problem with my wording but how were you not offended by that? Girls are so mysterious creatures...

offended by what?

Oh you want to know the context about what I'm referring to

Well it's to Daethbrain's comment "You're really weird looking. I mean ugly weird. Hahaha"
but with 'Hahaha' at the end perhaps It was a harmless joke.

At 12/30/11 01:06 PM, argile wrote:

At 12/30/11 01:01 PM, monkeytroubleaj wrote:

I see no problem with my wording but how were you not offended by that? Girls are so mysterious creatures...

But never mind you obviously have a lot of confidence or good self-esteem towards yourself.

At 12/30/11 01:01 PM, monkeytroubleaj wrote:

At 12/30/11 09:18 AM, argile wrote:

. i think that takes a certain kinda gal.

Well I don't expect everyone to behave in the sameway so I guess that's pretty cool but you know how sensitive or maybe short tempered some people are, some things you just can't help but bring up.

im still having a hard time understanding what exactly you're saying..

I see no problem with my wording but how were you not offended by that? Girls are so mysterious creatures...

At 12/30/11 12:34 PM, daethdrain wrote: I ummmmmmm

I wanna share cells with rag

Evhh

What would this relationship be like behind cells,As bunk mates or a invitation to a Cockmeat sandwich?

At 12/3/11 06:15 AM, CloudEater wrote:

At 12/3/11 06:08 AM, LegolaSS wrote: he hasn't contributed anything to the art forum this year and has already been "disqualified"

Oh, lol. I should have checked the rest of his thread.. :s
I'm really sick of hearing about that guy.
His art is extremely disappointing.

Do you find his art dissapointing because of the "fan work" or is it nature of them?

Honey you're already handsome. There's nothing to be corrected.

At 12/30/11 12:20 AM, MeowolaSS wrote: ornery and lovingthedark doing some sing songs to all your classic favorites....

that was the news at 5:20am... legolaSS passing out...

Do they both live in Baltimore?

At 12/29/11 11:40 PM, monkeytroubleaj wrote:

At 12/29/11 10:25 AM, argile wrote:

At 12/28/11 10:06 PM, daethdrain wrote: But you have a heart of gold.

So wasn't this technically a insult towards her appearance at first? I guess insults should be mandatory when it comes to hitting on girls now seeing as they love being treated like shit.

i have no idea wats going on anymore lol. my boyfriend treats me great... so i dunno bout your theory. i think that takes a certain kinda gal.

Well I don't expect everyone to behave in the sameway so I guess that's pretty cool but you know how sensitive or maybe short tempered some people are, some things you just can't help but bring up.

I ... I really don't know how that feels like or how to comprehend it emotionally ,It feels like I have to get a hold of myself and repress everytime I get slightly aroused rolling off into a frantic frenzy.

Smug grin,Elated,Depression,anger,seithing hatred,Guilt,Crybaby,What?,Shock,Don't know the next one,winking,Don't know this one either,Cool,Flirt,Blush,Silence,Pain and sleep.
It's just all text, There's no real way to convey emotion unless you use them.

I don't know who made " I like you're booty but I'm not gay" though I can say I listened to that for at least 3 hours.
The longest song that I was willing to sit all the way threw though would have to be Innagoddavida

smashing in a few skulls of mind controlled animals and alternate dimensional beings would be funner if it were Nessa. Hearing that crunch is so existing

Same as you I'm quite normal to a slight degree.

Thor

Bad company's a pretty good british rock band.

At 12/29/11 04:58 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: As much as this topic ended up giving me a nostalgia-boner (among many other types of boner in the process), I'd have to suggest this girl instead of all the usual favourites. She's not an old regular or anything, and you won't ever find her on the BBS, but.... damn, man. O_O

She indeed has a very lovely looking face she seems to be white as a ghost but strangely enough it kinda suit's Ashley

At 12/29/11 03:31 PM, AznKwokBoi wrote: pokemon is derp now.

It never changes much like War.

At 12/29/11 03:30 PM, FairSquare wrote:

At 12/29/11 03:25 PM, Lucy wrote:

At 12/29/11 01:42 PM, FairSquare wrote: Yep.
I'm assuming that's a good thing, seeing the choice of the emoticon :p

Goodness, yes.

Haha, thanks :3

Well isn't this cute.

Being that I don't follow every single post that goes inside the forums I'll just say this very loosely.
Bigjohhny13,Kashi to some sense,larktosa,captain-carrion, Zippy-mymusic seems like a nice guy,zag,

At 12/29/11 01:53 AM, georgesodini wrote: wtf? pedophile man

she's got to be at least 60 years old

At 12/28/11 10:06 PM, daethdrain wrote:

At 12/28/11 09:33 PM, monkeytroubleaj wrote:

At 12/28/11 12:17 PM, daethdrain wrote:

At 12/28/11 12:31 AM, monkeytroubleaj wrote: merrychristmas

You're really weird looking. I mean ugly weird. Hahaha

haha! this is the first time i've ever heard this in my life. thanks!

But you have a heart of gold.

So wasn't this technically a insult towards her appearance at first? I guess insults should be mandatory when it comes to hitting on girls now seeing as they love being treated like shit.

At 12/29/11 02:25 AM, bgraybr wrote: To stop being such a fucking pussy.

YES ,YES and YESSS well at least one to not be to be easily pushed
:: as for Me for the most part I'm pretty unsure about what I want to do in my future either it'd helping making my life in general and not feel like I'm withering away for a eternity or potentially worse I can't really make a lot of good decisions.

I would not have sex with the dead corpse but if i have to in desperation and make a fabricated story to brag about than I will. I would put it back in the freezer everyso often so it'd be fresh when I take it out of the oven so that I can beat it to the point that the points are broken in the body.

At 12/28/11 03:17 PM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 12/28/11 03:08 PM, Gagsy wrote: I want to be Captain-Jack when I'm oldererer.

LOLHOWSO?

In the "I'm gonna chuck a hissy fit at my lack of IRL, have my 10K posts deleted, get demodded and only revisit NG every year or so to talk about dicks" kinda way?

Or in the "imma gonna grow a black penis and realise it's everything I wanted in life" kinda way?

HINT GO WITH OPTION B

Option B sounds like the answer to all problems, The problem is what if you'd need a pill to make it grow anywhere to a black man's dick?

Not familar with Fus Ro Dah sorry.

At 12/28/11 02:39 PM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 12/28/11 02:26 PM, argile wrote: Well enjoy beating your meat to a bloody pulp.

WHY THANK YOU GOOD SIR. I will indeed. I'm gonna think about Sam's tatas while I move my black penis up and then down until it ejaculates some semen and makes me feel IN A WAY I'M TOTALLY FAMILIAR WITH.

Then I'm gonna enjoy a long refractory period in a way that I'm also totally familiar with. Then I'm gonna eat a crumpet.

LOL too much info? More like NOT ENOUGH INFO.

That crumpet will contain jam.

That doesn't phase me the slightest really enjoy your fapping Perhaps you may pur like a lion. There's not enough info in the world that would make me repulsed to hear you exploit your sexuality to the fullest degree.

At 12/28/11 02:14 PM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 12/28/11 08:14 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

This makes me sad. And angry. And sexually frustrated. In that order.

Hahaha jk having you post is enough to make it a sexy party again. For me.

In case it wasn't clear enough, this means I'm gonna masturbate now

I sure wasn't around not when that happened not that I give a shit. Well enjoy beating your meat to a bloody pulp.

At 12/28/11 01:41 PM, MaartenC wrote:

At 12/28/11 01:24 PM, MoonCraft wrote: At 12/28/11 12:37 PM, wrote:

Doesn't anybody think I'm beautiful?

Of course! Last I checked James Blunt wrote a song about you, ;P

I thought that was Mika.

3...

If only the song didn't have that pretentious voice.

At 12/27/11 02:13 PM, Rucklo wrote:

At 12/27/11 02:02 PM, No36 wrote:

At 12/27/11 01:57 PM, Rucklo wrote: the Biggest Star that humanity ever laid eyes on!

The excitement, I CAN'T HOLD IT IN! I must know more!

eh, i'm too blank-minded. got nothing. here's a major american star and a role-model for american stars though;

Could she be a full course meal?