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The most delicious milkshake ever with a very secret recipe that only I know.

Wait, would all the nutrients needed be in these foods? Whatever, still going with the milkshake.

At 8/2/10 03:45 PM, KeroKeroMario wrote: Team Fortress 2, without a doubt.

Gotta agree with you, along with Team Fortress Classic and Alien Swarm.

At 8/2/10 05:09 AM, Piss wrote:

At 8/2/10 03:23 AM, LavaWave wrote: fun

it will be blocked

Poor Ruskies.

5:10 AM here, I have a fucked up sleep schedule. Sleep starting at noon, wake up at nine.

At 7/20/10 12:46 AM, EZ98 wrote:

At 7/18/10 12:08 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Do you guys wan2 know what a boner is? I can tell you because I just lerned today what a bonner is.

It is when your penis becomes so pumped that it actually becomes HARD (liek a bone).

Oh wow. You must be 10.

Oh wow. You must not understand that he was joking.

Also I just came. A lot.

Tee hee!

At 8/2/10 01:22 AM, narutoawsomefan2 wrote: I dont know if you guys know but on the ps3 ONLY(not the queerbox fag60)Will you be able to play coop with people on a computer, HOW AMAZING IS THAT?!?!

I'm pretty sure they said no to that.

Anyway, how many times can you jizz over a simple collection of videos on Youtube? I especially liked the Wheatley one.

1-3 times a day, I do it at night so no one disturbs me (if that girl I was jacking off on woke up, I would be in big trouble).

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Hitler was a great, talented young man until he was introduced into a group that I think was called the Black Shirts (they wore black shirts) that told him that Jews and other different people were messed up and that they should be eliminated or conform if possible. He was born Jewish, but converted to Catholicism after joining the group.

At 7/31/10 07:00 PM, Night-Stalker wrote:

At 7/31/10 06:43 PM, thenewbies wrote: oddly enough i live in cambridge

FUCK I LIVE IN KITCHENER. Get away from me!

I can play Chopsticks.

Nothing else though.

A car with a gun can shoot you and injure you really bad! I wouldn't want to steal those cars!

/unsrs

Runescape's music is very good, plus it has an addicting feel that lingers 'til at least level 50 combat.

I don't know about many other MMORPGs.

Get on here. I'm so lonely.

Get on here, you illiterate fucks.

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At 7/31/10 09:24 PM, level1isbest wrote: damnit guys, I know you have no life, now get in here!

Alright hun. <3

At 7/31/10 07:36 PM, HeavyTank wrote: idiots

Oh, I had a similar experience. I joined a server, and there was a level 7 being Vegas. I was level 14, and I wanted to be Vegas, so I asked and asked. he never let me be Vegas, so I had to keep being Faith. Keep in mind that this was Syntek Residential. I kept asking over and over, but still no. I eventually refused to help as Medic. What I got in return was a ban from that server.

If I had been Vegas we would've won. Alas...

At 7/31/10 08:31 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: I said to conceive myself, which means I am my father, which means I would exist.

But what if you give birth to a different child?

At 7/31/10 08:30 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: Ejit is right.

lolstolentopiccopying

I think it's Canada's, because most versions of it are played with grand instruments. But now the schools want to act all cool so they're using versions with shitty instrumentals.

At 7/31/10 08:05 AM, Limited wrote: Good lord that child has some fucking big cheeks.

The better to act like a chipmunk with.

Also I want that sammich.

Ah, this game is nice. I think I'm around level 15, gonna try to max it. I always go Vegas or Faith when I can, Vegas because of the melee damage bonus and Faith because of the infestation bonus.

Vegas is awesome and I love him and I want his future-babies. :3

Is anyone else suddenly having AS close on them? At first the game freezes, and then there's a loop of sounds, and then AS closes!

I play TF2 alot now. Sorry guys. I guess I can come through to you some day.

I was in grade 1 (remember I'm Canadian, so that means I was 6 years old) when my mom was at the hospital for tests of some sort so I was being picked up by a friend of hers. It was winter, so it was a bit slippery. At the turn of a corner, I slipped backwards onto pavement. The concussion gave me a pretty bad headache but it didn't break the skin or anything, just gave some bruises.

Oh my god. IT'S THE FUCKING ONION.

Check out your municipal bylaws. If there's a bylaw that states there cannot be solicitors on any private property, then you can tell them about it. Even directly quote it and give them the bylaw number. They'll understand.

At 7/27/10 05:31 AM, Hawdcore wrote:

At 7/27/10 05:30 AM, AZBull wrote:

At 7/27/10 05:28 AM, NoxDexus wrote: My penis helps me survive in any situation.

Mine too.

Mine too.

C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!

/caps

Man, the nearest IKEA for me is probably in Toronto. Oh well, maybe I can move near there, there are some good condos near the one shop I saw.

We Canadians don't have Hooters restaurants. We go to the edgiest Tim Horton's where the girls open up their parkas! WHOOO!

At 7/27/10 02:58 AM, Boss wrote:

At 7/27/10 01:55 AM, LaniLETHAL wrote:

At 7/27/10 01:52 AM, Boris-4-U wrote: All these expensive sex toys when all a woman really needs is my number.

Sorry, women don't like micro penises.

Then how do I get so much fucking pussy all day every day

You obviously use your tongue.