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I've had multiple sexual fantasies with all of them ending with me cumming in real life.

What the fuck. I didn't like the description of how she miscarried.

A while back I crafted my two Backburners to get some scrap. I was crafting to get what I could. So there I was, wanting to get my first Refined Metal. I weighing the pros versus the cons, and the cons won. I still crafted my two babies. And right after I found that I had two Blutsaugers.

/wrists. :(

I laughed out loud at Offended.

I HAVE NO BOUNDARIES.

I joined the Newgrounds TF2 group. I now have -NGTF2- as a tag.

I joined the new one, don't worry.

It would actually be pretty weird, I mean, they would look like the actual real life animal, not the illustrated anthropomorphic animal.

Well, there's this one dream I LOVED but now I can't remember it, so I'll tell you about my most interesting nightmare.

I was a random guy working in a laboratory, that was a shortish period, and then a huge monster came (it was like a minotaur from Class of the Titans [yes I watched that show a bit], all veiny and stuff). It swept at everything with large claws, tearing at walls and mauling researchers. And then comes the actual interesting part. The monster picked up a woman, and bit her head off from the skull. It threw away the body, and dropped the head. The head became bald, for some reason. It had brains dripping out of its nose, mouth, and eye sockets. It said "Ickyyyyyy" in a strange but human voice I can't describe. I didn't immediately wake up from this, the nightmare continued for what seemed like 5 seconds before I woke up.

I refused to fall asleep of my own accord for about 2 weeks after that.

FUCK YEAH AURORA! I haven't went to the northern provinces/territories (or any other province) so I never got to see it. However, I might be able to see it!

I'm so excited!

At 8/3/10 12:29 PM, Rucklo wrote: banlist

RUCKLO PLEASE GIVE ME MY BAN LIST. I love you! :3

That's you in disguise.

At 8/3/10 10:22 AM, Psychopathic-Mind wrote:

At 8/2/10 04:49 PM, Guest8792 wrote: This is true, however emulation is 100% legal if you own the original hardware and software.

BZZT! Incorrect.

You have to own the ROM files for the games, emulators are legal without any software on them. I think there are a few devices for ripping ROMs from certain game cartridges.

amirite?

Keeping this thread up for revelations and pussies and such.

He's a fucking horrible dad! Someone should call CPS!

At 8/3/10 05:10 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: Creepypasta is always fun

I was fine until someone posted that Grifter.gif which truly horrified me for some strange reason

Now I need to watch light hearted shojo anime to get it out of my system

DON'T YOU MENTION GRIFTER, EVER.

At 8/3/10 05:03 AM, Ptero wrote:

At 8/3/10 05:01 AM, akamakeitatachibana wrote: Is there any replies for your recent post, Ptero? (If there's any, please pm it to me and then copy down the replies for each member.)

They extended your ban by 3 months.

You deserve a medal!

At 8/3/10 03:31 AM, Jonners wrote: Creepypasta? More like CRAPPYpasta! I don't understand how people are scared / shocked / creeped or even remotely phased by it. It's so obviously bullshit, it's not well written and there isn't even any possibly scary content.

You hurt my feelings. Some minds are more sensitive to certain things.

At 8/3/10 03:14 AM, FurryDemon wrote: I doubt it's true though lol, doesn't scare me though because it's daytime and it's just a video game created by Bethesda who are cool people.

You lucky Aussie fuck, I operate by Eastern Standard Time, meaning it's 3:19 where I am.

At 8/3/10 02:23 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Pierogies and kielbasa FTW! But the Polish food I don't like is something my late aunt always made called a glumpki--not sure how it's spelled but that's how it's pronounced. They're basically stuffed cabbage rolls with some sort of sauce. My other family members ate them but my dad and I always found excuses not to.

You don't like cabbage rolls? Oh my god.

Anyway, I don't eat much Scottish or Irish food. Or French food. I have yet to find something good that fits my palette/stomach.

At 8/3/10 03:11 AM, Ptero wrote: Creepypasta is so obviously fake it hurts.

Not that Pokemon Red/Green creepypasta. Read through the thread, you'll find it.

At 8/3/10 03:10 AM, Vegemorph wrote:

At 8/3/10 03:08 AM, U-Gamer wrote: i kno what it means now, so stop replying. or ill do with you what i did to all the people who left Newgrounds between 2000 and 2003.

I'm intrigued. What'd ya do?

YEAH TELL US. Just for some motivation: OP means original poster. OP means original poster. OP means original poster. :3

At 8/3/10 02:07 AM, ironraven24 wrote: OP = Over powered.

I'm UP though. :(

I have panophobia or whatever. I'm scared of EVERYTHING. :3

Well, I usually dl games to try them out. When I like a game, I run out of money, miraculously. And then I have a good game I got for free! And then my dad reformats the computer. :(

If all there is is gonna be land octopuses, I'm gonna watch it, but not be all that impressed. If there were more diversity, I'll probably like it. If it had good acting. And good effects. And a good storyline.

I was reading this huge megathread for creepypasta on Facepunch. Here's the link. I advise you read the first story, the one about Fallout 3. However, I'm a pussy. I couldn't get past around page 6 or 7. So, who else hates creepypasta? And please, no actual creepypasta here, I'm guessing there are at least a few more pussies who will read this.

At 8/2/10 09:56 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Fuck this shit.

I LOVE BUBBLES.

Also, FFFFFFFFFFF...

Apparently I'm Kazuki Hihara from La Corda d'oro.

At 8/2/10 10:51 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote: I have a Cat I call Kitty. Guess why.

Because it's a pussy.

At 4/10/10 12:29 AM, stick101 wrote: I waited THREE FOCKING YEARS for this

I <3 Sharlto Copley. Also something about burgers from yer bum.

I do that, but only at night when everybody else is asleep. I don't wanna come up as crazy, or accidentally start a conversation with someone.

At 8/2/10 07:32 PM, ParadoxVoid wrote:

At 8/2/10 05:35 PM, Racoonmario wrote: Nice job pardner. Hell, that was easy.

Scout: Ur doin it wrong.

What makes you think that?

Also with all of the arguments you guys go through I usually don't post because it would be swallowed up gone unnoticed. :(