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I was fucking propping my head against my left hand with my index finger pressed against the side of my head.

Thanks a lot, asshole.

At 8/19/10 07:44 PM, HeavyTank wrote: Team Fortress 2, of course.

RIP crazy legs.

At 8/18/10 01:48 PM, Jagll wrote: heh

And you have the money for a minigun's ammo, let alone a minigun?

At 8/18/10 10:40 AM, SteelChair wrote: The Sandvich.

Fuck I was gonna say that I hate you so much.

Naw just kidding. <3

Now Pimp should be an honorary admin. I mean, he spent a decade getting here, so why not?

Have fun, then!

Stop fighting this is the Newgrounds TF2 crew, not the fight over server latency and which weapon is better crew.

Backburner is still pro in my opinion.

All ye dandies, so cocksure, AND YOU'RE NOT IN HERE.

Due to discussion and voting, I am currently in room NG. I encourage you all to join me in ym quest of gathering cheese.

It obviously cost the government a large amount of money to build the WTC. The mosque won't be entirely funded by the government.

Come, men! We must fight for our glory, and ultimately, the cheese!

YAWYAWYAWYAWYAW

1735. Great, the Victorian era.

I'mma kill that bitch Shakespeare.

At 8/16/10 09:33 AM, ertysproductions wrote: Arachnids can be cute too!

I know. Just look at this guy!

So cuddly wuddly. <3

When a three hot lesbians decide to fuck me.

In a few years, maybe.

Obviously that website is good for your information.

At 8/16/10 07:10 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: I am current at rule 34.

Rule 11 is the fucking truth.

I will never forget that futurama picture, how the fuck can you give birth to your current self.

Oh god, not that picture.

I fapped to rule 34 yesterday.

At 8/16/10 06:50 AM, Peony wrote: "I'm sure we can put our differences aside. For science... you monster."

*cue hack activation*

Mhmhmhmhm. Well, my virus will release deadly neurotoxin into the air, killing you in five minutes (unless you can destroy all of my personality cores).

I can be GLaDOS too.

A man is a physically mature male human.

What the fucksicles. Comparing CoD to TF2 is simply unpossible. I mean, you have a medium-ishly unrealistic-while-trying-to-be-realistic game with a lot of hackers, and then you have a purposefully, completely unrealistic shooter with very few hackers but many clientside and serverside mods that aren't hacks. Plus people quickscope in CoD so fuck off please.

Note that this argument IS biased as I play TF2 and I like it a lot.

At 8/15/10 11:40 AM, Mussirus wrote:

At 8/15/10 11:37 AM, rorypearce94 wrote: Still no change. Godamm fucking admins.

What is a 'Godamm' and how do you fuck it?

I think he was actually referring to Gottam Ovethatgearup, an admin who has no profile, but instead shares it with another admin and changes which admin he shares with every day. :3

At 8/15/10 04:05 AM, TommySunner wrote:

At 8/14/10 10:48 PM, wafflecake12 wrote: If this trading system comes out soon, I have a kritskrieg, Pain train, and a southern hospitality if anyone wants one.

Yes I would give pyro class coin for kritskrieg

Don't do it, Waffle! A Kritzkrieg could come in handy! Or trade it for the token, but TS is just trying to scam you. :3

At 8/15/10 11:17 AM, Ericho wrote: Oh yeah, I remember reading about that on Cracked.com! It was truly fascinating stuff and if you want, you can look at that website for some other really cool stuff about alleged UFO sightings. I think the weird thing is that there are so many of these sightings going on. From a purely realistic point of view, it is safe to say that most of these have in fact been explained. There will still always be those that are not...

STFU I want to believe! Aliens are real, and you're a poopy. :c

But OP get with the times, I've read that like a week ago.

At 8/14/10 03:12 PM, Frenzy wrote: So, does anyone know when trading will actually be released?

Well, think of Valve Time. So in the next few years.

lol Facepunch

I was going through the Medic campaign when I had to heal the Engineer that was experimenting with his Amplifier and Repair Node while both of us are under fire. I tried to activate Ubercharge but I couldn't, and the game said I had to do something beforehand to be able to activate Ubercharge! Can you guys help me with this? I'm getting kind of frustrated trying to figure out what to do.

At 8/13/10 02:52 PM, amanda wrote: In before FALCON PUNCH.

But I doubt this is legit.

FARUCON PAWNCH.

But I share your doubts.

At 8/13/10 02:04 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote:

At 8/12/10 10:00 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote:

Now I'm not forcing you to scrap the CnD, as I said, I know how you feel, because I too thought that it was the Spy's best friend, but that's not true. Just at least try the DR and Invisiwatch for a while, and keep an open mind. Trust me, the CnD will just hold you back.

I've tried the DR, and the Invisiwatch. I like waiting for the perfect moment to backstab high-value targets, plus I don't need to cloak that often once I have my disguise. I was killed with the DR, I was killed with the Invisiwatch, and I was certainly killed with the Cloak and Dagger, but the C&D feels right for me.

At 8/12/10 08:31 PM, ParadoxVoid wrote:

At 8/12/10 03:08 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote:

Also I really like the Spy now that I have the C&D, gonna craft my DR.

Fail.

Invis Watch or DR FTW.

STFU, my playstyle is different from yours. I like being able to wait instead of rushing in, and DR doesn't suit me.

At 8/12/10 05:02 PM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 8/12/10 04:27 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote: I decided to trade my DR to someone on Facepunch. That is, if he doesn't find one first. Check out my backpack, pick something and put up reasonable compensation for it, and I'll tell you if it's valuable to me as well.

I'm definitely not trading my BB or C&D.

Your glengarry bonnet for the sniper non-hat
Best deal ever.

Naw, I'm keeping my Bonnet. If oyu have a Respectless Rubber Glove, though...

I decided to trade my DR to someone on Facepunch. That is, if he doesn't find one first. Check out my backpack, pick something and put up reasonable compensation for it, and I'll tell you if it's valuable to me as well.

I'm definitely not trading my BB or C&D.

At 8/12/10 03:42 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote: Me: I AM FULLY CHARGED!

Bot: CHARGE ME DOKTOR!

Also:

Me: Need a dispenser here!

Bot: Nope.

Me: Get back to the base, pardner!

Bot: Alrighty then!

Just a few.

Also:

Me: I am Painis Cupcake!

Bot: Well Ah'm Dick Soupcan!

Me: I AM FULLY CHARGED!

Bot: CHARGE ME DOKTOR!

Also:

Me: Need a dispenser here!

Bot: Nope.

Me: Get back to the base, pardner!

Bot: Alrighty then!

Just a few.

A very large, regenerative, magical peanut butter milkshake that never spoils.

Milk is a food, peanut butter is a food, peanut butter milkshakes are a food.