I drink Mountain Dew, fuckers. If I make something, like a sandwich, I get a mug of Mountain Dew to wash it down. And I do have a fucking mug. I chill it in the freezer.

I was playin' EVO: Search for Eden on my NES or some shit, and I FUKKEN LURVED the ammonites and ancient nautili. I also liked being a dinosaur, because I got the mummy wrapping-like armoured skin and a hard and strong tail for whipping. I was also halfway evolved from a four-legged and a two-legged dinosaur. I then beat the bees and went to the Age of Mammals. I couldn't get past the ice door and defeat the Yeti.

My name is Alexander. Also, if you allow, could I be a white wolf furry? I mean, if you choose me, sir. GOD I'M SO STUPID. I never should have even thought that I would get in this story.

I've never been in a story before. That's why I think the way I do.

At 11/14/09 01:14 AM, michelinman wrote:

At 11/13/09 10:36 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote:

At 11/13/09 09:37 PM, Sunglasses wrote: Note to self: Tell others to send PM...

lol

Did that really just happen? I just thought I'd swing by here and let you guys know that there is not a single club/crew out there less shitty than this one. The only posts here that are even somewhat legible are about stupid irrelevant crap, for example the "two towers" (I'm still not sure if he meant the twin towers or the book in the Lord of the Rings), and this gem up here, the rare "lol" post in its natural habitat. All you guys do is post pictures of furry hentai and talk shit to each other in one word posts. Seriously. Looks like 4chan in this bitch. I especially liked the little "for the lulz" chain you had going there. Very nice.

Well, we communicate like that. Then we use our one millimeter penises to fuck animals. After that, we morph into giant animal robot things and cause all the bad things in the world, like AIDS. Thank you for noticing our stupidity. All furries will commit suicide on your order, Sir Ifuckingruletheuniverse.

If we were all like gerbils, we wouldn't be able to live properly. Not to mention the fact that you would be growing an inch every day. Life would be too short.

However, with a tortoise's lifespan, we would be able to accomplish more, work more (Unfortunately, more school), and just do more in our first five years.

I think I would stick with my lifespan right now, until they find a way to implant our minds into computers.

At 11/12/09 05:24 AM, tally1989 wrote:

At 11/11/09 10:25 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote: I made this sig for the lulz.

I stole that sig for the lulz

I don't see that sig. Clear your cache for the lulz.

At 11/8/09 08:32 AM, Akkryls wrote:

At 11/8/09 08:18 AM, Arctic-Zone wrote:

ME.

Even when I have someone, I feel alone.

Do something romantic, thats all I can say.
If he drives you home, give him a kiss before you get out the car, something like that...

Nothing too forward, just show him how you feel...

Well, I'll try, then.

Guys, I haven't felt love, sensual love. I have a guy now, but my parents still don't know I'm gay, so we had to pass off as friends infront of them. Still, he hasn't tried anything, and I'm worried that I'll do something wrong if I make the first move, because he seems like the sensitive type. He's got a driver's liscence, so he drove me to my home. If we walked together, we possibly could've held hands.

Even when I have someone, I feel alone.

At 3/16/09 07:34 AM, Podburrys wrote:

At 3/16/09 07:31 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: All my memberships on Forums and sites came up

And this from a Bungie Forum asking who you would infect first

Its from Pandemic an online game

I hate Madagascar. It's impossible to infect. :( Though good game nonetheless. Unless anyone has a common phrase or words as thier name, I doubt anyone will get funny results.

Fuck you. I once got Madagascar as my starting region and I never infected any other place.

Is that really a good idea? Besides, some might not even sign up!

At 11/6/09 01:20 AM, Lucarioluver235 wrote: Im a wolf and im simply meant to be - Tobi Tales Fore (me)

I seriously just got up and am tired as hell, so I have no idea what you're talking about, but come on in!

At 11/5/09 06:51 AM, RoboJesus wrote: Fawkes you say?

FUCK YEAH FAWKES. I don't celebrate American holidays.

But I don't smoke weed...

When I found out I was gay.

The Simpsons theme song?

At 11/4/09 06:56 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: I don't drink coffee.
Getting 'addicted' to caffeine is something I don't want.

I'll just enjoy my hot-chocolate.

You should drink mocha. I make a pot of coffee if I'm feeling tired, but that's it most of the time. On cold days, though, sometimes I'll make mocha.

I'm "Lord Princeguy." I am dissapoint.

Oh, I thought that meant you grow an extra pancreas!

Phew! jk

At 11/2/09 04:47 PM, celticcritic wrote: 1 can i join ? and 2 should i tell my family

Yes, you may join, newcomer. It is your decision to speak of your fetishes to your family. If you want to be open, please tell them.

I was raised by rabbits, so I eat the first form of my poop. It's not wrong, it's how I live!

At 11/1/09 04:06 PM, andhination wrote:

At 11/1/09 03:58 PM, HolyPeanuts wrote: Gonna have to go with Megas too.

And me. It was just amazing.

Woo hoo! On the Megaswagon!

Nothing. Being jobless fucking sucks. My parents now make me do chores without paying me. Oh well, I can always mow lawns next summer.

I already know not to do stupid things.

At 11/1/09 10:04 PM, furry4evah wrote: hello fellow furs! i am here to announce that i shall rule the world! i just need a group of loyal followers to help me. if you want to join, state your fursona and position of choice in my ranks. i am the Komodo Emperor!

Hey, I'm, like a white wolf. That likes books. I would like to be Keeper of Knowledge.

Not on weekends.

At 11/1/09 02:17 AM, BloodPact wrote: That's cause Halloween IS Christian in origin.

It's Pegan, you fuck. Anglo-Saxons carved gourds and filled them with fruits and vegetables to keep their gods happy.

Yeah, I was a zombie, and I kept saying "Zombie Appreciation Day" and "Glarblbrainsplease". I got three whole bags of candy, two bags of chips, and 5 cans of soda. My zombie charm worked.

That would be a view of the Universe's past, as you cannot see into the future, eh? Besides, you wouldn't be able to go to the past, effectively revoking your method of what you call "time travel".

No fuckin' mods!

At 10/30/09 11:26 AM, BrockManson wrote: I get into someone's car if they offer me sweets.

NO WAI! Me too! But only if I get a peppermint patty.