Yeah, I signed up BEFORE they started giving out Wiis, so they denied my attempts to get a free wii. Now they treat me with this bullshit? I'm canceling my subscription as soon as it ends and signing up with Road Runner.

Ummm... Before the mods arrived?

At 8/31/08 11:28 AM, Aci6 wrote: You have an interesting point.
Well according to J. M. Barrie, the writer of the Peter Pan book, you can use 'fairy dust' and fly using happy thoughts.
This of course sounds absurd but so does the ownership of a fairy/in possesion.
Fairy dust is the obvious Pro to keeping a fairy.
Also you can use it to awe your friends.
That's always good for something.

Of course none of your friends would shit bricks and head for the hills. Or plot against you to steal the mythical creature in question.

At 8/31/08 11:22 AM, Hellian00 wrote: Did you know that fruit is the only food produced for the purpose of being consumed? Plants make fruit so animals will eat them and spread the seeds. So, if a plant could talk, when you pick a fruit a plant could say "thank you".

Except you don't eat the seeds, you throw them the fuck away. So basically your screwing up their reproduction cycle by throwing them in the trash.

Do hardcore vegans eat the seeds?

At 8/31/08 10:51 AM, PikaRobo wrote: Use it to hear yourself.

I don't get it... Am I the only one?

At 8/31/08 10:46 AM, phsychopath wrote:

At 8/31/08 09:59 AM, arcansi wrote:

At 8/31/08 09:52 AM, phsychopath wrote: Everyone on here's an idiot.

no u

Let me explain to you a few things.

But we just established you as an idiot...

No, you established me as an idiot. Everyone else here has agreed with me.

I haven't seen anyone post that claims to have agreed with you.

I noticed you left out Natural Cow RANCHING. Fuck you you know nothing about the meat industry. My grandfather's a rancher with 120-acres of land. His cows are more than cared for.

I left it out because RANCHING is not related to INDUSTRIAL FARMING. Why mention somthing that's so irrelivant to the subject at hand?

Industrial Farming is FARMING, industrial ranching is RANCHING. Learn your terms, and realize that all meat isn't provided in cruel factories.

Yeah, except most fruits grow in orchards, not farms dumb ass. Now stop calling people idiots.

Sorry, did I call everyone here an idiot. Let me rephrase, you are an idiot.

Tell me I'm wrong. Let me hear you say it. Say "Fruits do not grow in orchards.", come on.

Fruit: Does not experiance pain, in order for a fruit to experiance pain it would have to have nerves, in order for the fruit to comprehend pain it would need a brain. Fruit's don't have brains, conscious thought or nerve's for that matter.

I really like how almost nothing on this list relates each other. Fruit doesn't feel pain, and cows don't feel despair or sorrow. But both DO NOT WANT to be eaten.

Okay dipshit, let me explain this one more time. Fruits do not have brians, therfore they are incapable of thought, so how could a fruit not want or even want anything if the fruit is incapable of producing desire? And did I say anything about Cow's not feeling dispair? [Nice grammar by the way]
No! Why is it so difficult for everyone to understand that Fruit and Animals are not the same thing?

Cows have brains, but are not sentient. They completely lack the ability for complex thought, and rely on nothing except a hardwired nervous system. Cows are incapable of feeling emotion, they don't love or hate, but cling and avoid in relation to their own survival. Animals learn to avoid people who say, tip them or hurt them, and pester people who feed them and groom them. It's not love, it's instinct.

Survival skills: Humans arent born with tools to kill with. If humans weren't capable of creating weapons and tools to kill animals with, the human race would have died long ago, seeing as how there's no other method of killing a wild bore without sharp objects. Also, we were born with teeth to crush food with before we ate it, hence eating. It has nothing to do with meat.

This relates to the other things on this list, how? We aren't born with tools to kill with, but you could probably make a lethal weapon by the time you turn 10. We have incisors to tear meat, and maulers to grind all food we eat. Also, none of the above relates to survival schools. You are an idiot, nuff said.

It doesn't relate to anything I said. I specifically remember you stating the the soul purpose for humans having teeth was to eat red meat, when there's obviously a number of things we could use out teeth for, like eating fruit?

I never said that dumbass. Why would that be the only reason to have teeth? Just a little while ago I posted about how humans were not supposed to eat raw (unless you mean in nutritionist terminology for meat from mammals). You are an idiot, I don't know if I've mad myself clear yet or I have to say it few more times. Sure I said our INCISORS were meant for tearing meat, but that only accounts for 4 of your 32 teeth.

Also I'm not a vegetarian. I like red meat just as much as the next person. But I do however have a problem with industrial farming. Cutting a cow's throat and let it wander around aimlessly in a cage is inhumain. If you're going to decapitate it, please do it completely.

Why would they do that? It'd be much quicker to put a stud in the cows head, killing it instantly.

AUCTIONEER: "Do I Hear 9000! Going once, going twice..."

Would you...?

At 8/31/08 09:29 AM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: "Go get some milk from the shop"
Goes to shop, kills everyone, gets milk, kills all bystanders, returns home.

I liked the employees only room:

"Infidels Keep out!"

At 8/31/08 09:43 AM, greenfaerie4 wrote:

At 8/25/08 07:55 PM, arcansi wrote:

So I ask you: What the hell would a fairy be good for?

Well it really depends on the fairy. magic bull

Ok, let's say we're talking about a miniature flying humanoid.

I believe I've mentioned I've had more than one lucid dream... It's not as great as it's made out to be. People talk about how you can do any thing you want and blah blah, and so when I tried it, it was a major let down. I keep trying it, and no one can deny your 3 contact senses are grossly diminished throughout the whole experience, and everything just seems this side of fucked up.

More liek, king anti-american idol. O_o

At 8/31/08 09:52 AM, phsychopath wrote: Everyone on here's an idiot.

no u

Let me explain to you a few things.

But we just established you as an idiot...

Industrial Farming: Cow's are raised outside with no grass huddled together in a sectioned fence's and are fed on wheet to make them grow faster, a normal industrial cow live's for about 2 month's before being slaughtered.

I noticed you left out Natural Cow RANCHING. Fuck you you know nothing about the meat industry. My grandfather's a rancher with 120-acres of land. His cows are more than cared for.

Fruit Farming: Farmer's don't souly rely on rain to water their crops, if they did they would have little to no food at all. If you've ever been on a farm before, you would know that farmer's use expensive sprinkler system's to water their crops with.

Yeah, except most fruits grow in orchards, not farms dumb ass. Now stop calling people idiots.

Fruit: Does not experiance pain, in order for a fruit to experiance pain it would have to have nerves, in order for the fruit to comprehend pain it would need a brain. Fruit's don't have brains, conscious thought or nerve's for that matter.

I really like how almost nothing on this list relates each other. Fruit doesn't feel pain, and cows don't feel despair or sorrow. But both DO NOT WANT to be eaten.

Survival skills: Humans arent born with tools to kill with. If humans weren't capable of creating weapons and tools to kill animals with, the human race would have died long ago, seeing as how there's no other method of killing a wild bore without sharp objects. Also, we were born with teeth to crush food with before we ate it, hence eating. It has nothing to do with meat.

This relates to the other things on this list, how? We aren't born with tools to kill with, but you could probably make a lethal weapon by the time you turn 10. We have incisors to tear meat, and maulers to grind all food we eat. Also, none of the above relates to survival schools. You are an idiot, nuff said.

What I do to stay awake is NOTHING. I just sat around doing nothing the last time I stood up for 61 hours! That's actually my best record so far, and I fell asleep during a game of War Hawks and my stats went down. :(

At 8/31/08 09:28 AM, Robodragon wrote: one charector from my book and i like it and that would be so cool to ride dont you agree

Not with one of those spikes shoving... You get the picture.

At 8/31/08 03:55 AM, Wyattfilms wrote: Im a furrie and damn proud,

Nothing you say past this point matters, as I can't hear myself read through the lulz.

but other furries are like the saddest excuses for human being god had ever thought to create. on this slowly dieing planet

Planet is not dieing, get real.

What i mean is im tired of like, 11 year olds BRagging about how they admit to being bi or gay and then like. Randomly out of nowhere in front of furries like ADVERTISE there sexuality.

A lot of gays do that as part of their Gay Pride or something like that. You don't see pride parades for straight people. :(

Thats one reason they should GROW THE FUCK UP

All people grow up, some not as fast as others.

But the big reason is this. lIke all of them Put up and i use this word heavly because i can come up with no otehr way to discribe it, GAY videos of them running around, skipping in a furry suit.

Oh gawd, furry-fappers are one thing, but the costume wearing ones need to get AIDs ASAP.

And then fucking brag about that, as if anybody cares.

You obviously care...

For those people, taht do that and then have 1000000 furrsonas just need to die and fuck off plz, becuase its your fault so many people hate us.

No, it's borderline bestiality is what makes people frown on you.

ESPECIALY the ones that make videos about how they hate "Furrie haters" and shit, You know what FUCK you because everyone has a right to an opionin. But you guys dont know how to properly BASH someone elses opionin

Its like this "I HATE FURRIE HATERS, THEY SHOULD DIE" - and why because they dont like you?

You hate hater furry haters, so they should die.

Look i dont mind people who dislike furries, but the ones that go around. Like harrasing furries and being a nuesance just t hurt people. I hate that shit and those fuckers are the people that furried shoukld complain about.. but being the idiots they are they also bash the whole group. thats what we hate, not furrie haters in general but the people who like just go around hurting fur's.

But most furries are fucktarded and cant seem to get that message across. "we dont like the trolls"

You know, but if your gana play holloween and look like a fucking idiot in public and BRAG about it afterwards, do you seriously think that people wont make fun of you? seriously guys, grow a fucking brain and think.

Becasue of fucking "FURRY PRIDE" Faggot retards People who are furries get MEssed with like hardcore. to the point when its like Fucking sick seeing someone treat another human being so cruely, and i mean horribley, dont take me lighlty.

Gay people have gay pride, so obviously furries (who are usually gay) need a furry pride to make themselves look like an ass.

this is true and sad. a friend of mine has no home, no money and a kid. She was fired from her job for being a furrie, not a fur suiter. but just for being a furry at famly dollar, because "We dont want your kind representing our busness"

Uhh what exactly did she do to get fired? Was she masturbating to furry porn in front of the customers?

Thats why im pissed off, its because of fucking dumbasses acting like children who fuck it up for everyone else.

Im a furry and ive never had to face such shit, because i dont run around like someone whos just got a furry dick up there ass.

LIES

Start being cool, and learn how to complain about furrie haters whithought looking like a bigger asshole yourself
(ps, im not useing gay, or fag to be mean to anyone whos homosexual. but im trying to make a point)

TL;DR, really. Nobody cares if you use the word "gay".

At 8/31/08 09:17 AM, Robodragon wrote: wow people are retarded in this shit well i am going to bed i need sleep and you all suck big donckey balls

no u

good night tards

gnite

At 8/31/08 09:18 AM, Shreddy wrote:

At 8/31/08 09:13 AM, arcansi wrote:

At 8/31/08 09:07 AM, Shreddy wrote: the only thing a fairie is good for is for sitting ontop of your beer so when you forget to take her off before you take a drink you have to down 3fingers.

How the hell would you accidently almost ingest a fairy? Or any thing sitting on top of your beer? You, and the fairy in question would both have to be epic dumbasses.

ohhh so your one of these internet badasses who thinks its cool to insult everyone else while showing what an imbecile you actually are.

Explain what you are talking about, or I will just assume you said that you would accidentally almost near-swallow it, and have to use your middle and index finger with your thumb to fish the creature out.

I dont expect you to know about drinking games, but for fucks sake try to not be such a retard.

no u

At 8/31/08 09:05 AM, Shreddy wrote:
before you call people faggots, take a moment to think that your insulting a group of people who are most likely of a much higher intelectual standing than you and actually know about nutrition.

I hope to God you don't represent that group's" intellectual standing". Not only did you just flame a win post, you tried to inflate your own E-penis in the process. You actually know about nutrition? Sure I eat veggies, they are nutritious and a necessity in life. Ah but I could not eat any veggies any more, NONE, and just eat a lot of supplements to make up for my bad diet.

your a fucking retard so do us all a favour and shutup.

no u

At 8/31/08 09:07 AM, Shreddy wrote: the only thing a fairie is good for is for sitting ontop of your beer so when you forget to take her off before you take a drink you have to down 3fingers.

How the hell would you accidently almost ingest a fairy? Or any thing sitting on top of your beer? You, and the fairy in question would both have to be epic dumbasses.

At 8/31/08 08:51 AM, Shreddy wrote:

At 8/31/08 08:50 AM, Prekesh wrote: whats a vegan?

i thought it was vegetarian? D:

vegetarians dont eat meat or fish

vegans dont eat or use any animal products what so ever, that includes milk, eggs, leather and anything else you can think of that has an animal product in it

So I take it they don't use fertilizer because it's made from animal shit.

burn!

At 8/31/08 08:47 AM, Shreddy wrote:

At 8/31/08 08:44 AM, arcansi wrote:

At 8/31/08 08:42 AM, Shreddy wrote:

At 8/31/08 08:41 AM, arcansi wrote: Yeah wtf?

arcansi stop sucking super-sense's dick.

No u

just keep posting it seriously, a mod is just going to ban you for it, as its technically spam.

actually no

super-sense its a line off the simpsons ep where they get stranded on that desert island haha

I fail to see the humor in that. Could you elaborate a little more?

for fucks sake... lisa is a vegetarian, they get stranded when the school bus crashes off a bridge, lisa has to lick the algae off rocks for sustinance while everyone else eats roast boar.

Ah see now that's funny when it's used in context. Because we all know that ANYTHING can happen on a desert island. You seem to assume I saw the episode, which I hadn't. :(

At 8/31/08 08:42 AM, Shreddy wrote:

At 8/31/08 08:41 AM, arcansi wrote: Yeah wtf?

arcansi stop sucking super-sense's dick.

No u

super-sense its a line off the simpsons ep where they get stranded on that desert island haha

I fail to see the humor in that. Could you elaborate a little more?

At 8/31/08 07:04 AM, Dezimo wrote:

At 8/25/08 08:07 PM, arcansi wrote:

At 8/25/08 07:57 PM, xscoot wrote: Pixie Dust. It's not illegal, as it has not yet been sold ever. You could make quite a fortune.

But how does one extract the pixie dust? How is it secreted?

fairy + cheesegrater

Wouldn't that make cheese?

ohlol

At 8/31/08 08:35 AM, super-sense wrote:

At 8/31/08 08:34 AM, Shreddy wrote:

At 8/31/08 08:27 AM, super-sense wrote: Looks like vegans will have to resort to licking rocks...

stop quoting the simpsons

I honestly have no idea what you are on about.

Yeah wtf?

At 8/31/08 02:15 AM, Somepurson wrote: My phone is sitting next to me, vibrating wildly right now

If it's vibrating stick it up your ass.

At 8/31/08 07:04 AM, TheRealGreenEagle wrote:

At 8/31/08 07:00 AM, emma-existential wrote: I guess the other thread didn't go so well...

Haha, NO!

K, but Ctrl-Alt-Del is kinda cool. I'm a slight fan.

I think it's when the author went apeshit after he got accused of being a pedo on his forums is why his comic is frowned upon.

At 8/31/08 05:00 AM, Basspro55 wrote: Looks pretty old to me sort of like a windows 98 title

I think it's a 2003 release date.

At 8/31/08 06:58 AM, TheRealGreenEagle wrote: Thankyou, but still, people have the right to post about it on general. Where else on NG do they go? Politics?

No they post it in audio forums so people will listen to their whining.

At 8/31/08 06:55 AM, TheRealGreenEagle wrote:

At 8/31/08 06:54 AM, arcansi wrote: Hey hey hey! Guess what! I came in with low expectations, saw something that met my low standard thus making me that much more unlikely to post insults about it!

Great improvement on thread title man! :)

Heeeeey, man. Thanx, I guess.

Seriously man, use a smaller brush size, and try giving some more detail to the characters. :'(

At 8/31/08 06:54 AM, ghostface619 wrote: goddamit people

just shower youself with pixie dust and fly

On the contrary, pixie dust is said by interweberz to cause size shifting.