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When the stripper at the club sits on your lap, you put it between her tits.

Why would there be a civil war against immigration? Who would die so that Mexicans can cross over the border and receive free healthcare? Why would there be a civil war over anything now, Americans have it so good there's really no reason to fight the government with fire.

A civil war would never happen, under our government there's no way we could do something that would really merit a civil war.

All the dogs without scat fetishes were never able to mate, and were removed from the evolutionary gene pool years ago.

At 8/14/10 12:09 PM, TightRope wrote: I felt like I could relate to those girls

Are you a drama whore or cries over nothing?

At 8/14/10 12:05 PM, TightRope wrote: We went and got my moped a couple miles down the road and all of a sudden, he bolted across four lanes of traffic at ninety miles an hour, tires screeching, did a complete U-turn leaping over a median and disappeared leaving me to push my moped

So he ran across the street and climbed over the median, did a complete U-turn and started running towards you, and then when he leaped back over the median he disappeared.

Maybe he was abducted by aliens.

At 8/14/10 11:58 AM, KeroKeroMario wrote: Super Smash Br--

BUT GAMES REQUIRE STRATEGY AND TIMING

Oh. Nevermind.

You don't button mash in Smash Brothers, you run up to them and swing the C-stick around like it's a dual-stick shooter.

Maybe the roofies caused you to imagine that girlfriend you had in your last thread.

At 8/14/10 11:53 AM, rebu wrote:

At 8/14/10 11:51 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: The turbo key nobody else seems to have on their keyboards.

>:3

looks like sum1 took a pic of ur comp and put it on wikipedia when u wernt lookin lol

At 8/14/10 11:45 AM, HazeStigma wrote: I would try and think of a completely new game but Hazzie is ill and her brain needs rest.

Crumpets.

Why do you post a picture of the same anime loli in like every post you make?

I thought you were going to have one of those sites where we get a referral link and unlock pictures of your ex by getting our friends to click on it.

At 8/14/10 11:30 AM, HazeStigma wrote:

At 8/14/10 10:30 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: no. i speak 'merican.

Actually, its called English (US)
Don't be thinking you've made your own language by changing some of the words, cheater!

This is actually extremely relevant to the thread. I had lived in Europe for a number of years, and spent 3 years in Portugal. I speak Portuguese, I learned it fast because it's almost exactly like Spanish except some words have a slightly different spelling.

At 8/14/10 11:28 AM, SovietAmerica wrote: Ok, i'll stop now

Stop posting or failing IRL?

Also, 100% of jocks have Xbox 360s and play MW2 inbetween their showers with their sweaty sports teammates and sex with that one girl you used to like. It's not like they don't play video games or are alien to them at all, just fucking join their parties and shit once you learn to stop being a loser.

I thought this guy stopped being funny and interesting years ago.

At 8/14/10 11:08 AM, MrPercie wrote:

At 8/14/10 11:01 AM, arcansi wrote:

At 8/14/10 10:57 AM, MrPercie wrote:

If you kill the air support just build nothing but siege tanks and flame turrets, and battle cruisers to kill the nydus worms and that monster bitch.

yeah well i like a challenge bitch

You are challenged.

Remakes are used so that people who were born too early to fully appreciate a movie or game, will get the chance to have a similar experience with contemporary technology and themes.

Sequels are ways of extending a story, such as the Bioshock and Fallout franchises. People generally like sequels, as they're a way of lengthening the story and broadening the universe of the original.

idontbutialwaysfoundtheshiftandspacebark eystobeprettyfuckinguseless

That game has made me fucking racist.

The Aztecs made me realize that no matter how good your relationship is with mexicans, they'll fucking kill you if anyone throws them a few hundred gold.

The Zulu have made me realize that if black people rule a nation that has a higher military score than you, they will fucking take your ass over. They will also fuck you up if you don't give them resources every now and then.

The Chinese taught me that they're easy fuckers to take over, because their scientists have trouble reading research documents through the vagina flaps on their eyes, and as such are always using the most outdated units.

At 8/14/10 10:57 AM, MrPercie wrote: I help tychus beforehand to destroy the ground units so I have a lot of brood lords attacking me now.

That's your problem, if you hadn't realized already, he's only around to fuck your shit up.

If you kill the air support just build nothing but siege tanks and flame turrets, and battle cruisers to kill the nydus worms and that monster bitch.

Where was this?

You'd probably have better luck making friends if you actually made some changes to the way you act in public, rather than hiding behind the narcissistic shield of "I'm special". You aren't fucking special, and "unique" isn't always a good thing. If they're telling you that you have no life, and you're circle of friends extends only to your Steam friend's list, then yes they're right, you have no fucking life.

Great of you to come on here and tell us about your fail social life, most gamers have friends and smart gamers aren't on bad terms with the jocks. Jocks get girlfriends and throw wild parties, and they're just normal people, why not do your best to be likable by a clique that could really benefit you?

At 8/13/10 02:45 PM, amanda wrote: Last summer I would go to bed at 6 or 7 in the morning.
This summer I usually crash around 3am, unless I'm having a sleepover with someone.

The longest I've gone without sleep was like 40 hours.

Sleepover's are for little girls. Real men have all-nighters (not gay) and play manly shit like Gears and fucking Resistance.

Not midnight, not 3:00am, not even 9:00am the next morning. Motherfucker, I'm talking about staying up really, really fucking late. As of typing this thread, I've been up for 41 hours and still feeling strong. Strong enough to pull out my motherfucking refrigerator and clean out behind that shit. That's right, 100% raw power after 41 hours.

How you can pull this off is simple really, just follow my three easy steps and you'll be able to stay up all night so you can watch Paid Programming block on G4 ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG. Here, I'll try to make this simple for you meatheads:

1. Know When You Go To Sleep and Wake Up
It's simple, it's scientific, and it's sensible. This is by far the most important bit, you see, after the time you normally go to bed, like on a school or workday, you start feeling tired, and this tiredness gets progressively worse until you fall asleep. But you're not fucking going to sleep you pussy, you will become more and more tired until the time arrives that you normally wake up at (in my case, 1:00pm), and when you reach this magic grace period, you'll suddenly feel alive again and the fatigue for the most part will be gone.

2. Don't Get Bored
This is by fucking far the most important part. Countless times I remember being bored out of my mind and wondering why I bother staying up late in the first place. Then, I slapped myself in the face for being such a douchebag, and I popped in Gears of War 2 and chainsawed the fuck out of people while grunting into the mic to assert my heterosexuality.

3. No Energy Drinks
Definitely the most important motherfucking mistake to avoid. Energy drinks are bad, they fuck up your body chemistry and shit. I've lost count of the times some punkass bitch starts feeling a little tired, and thinks it's a good idea to take some caffeine, taurine and ginseng for some extra energy. Quick poll, which of the previous 3 mention stimulants will help you stay up late? None of them faggot, they will crash your ass harder than Bubba on Viagra. Sugar is for pussies too, eat high-energy, low-nutrient food for real energy. Also Gatorade has motherfucking b-vitamins and shit, and that helps you stay up real late.

Now, even clicking on this thread means you've motherfucking waived the right to go to bed early. Now, you'll be able to do manly things like punch the shit out of your friend's sleeping body, who was unable to keep up with your sheer manly ability to stay up late. Thank you, and good night.

10 bux says thread will die to TL;DR

It doesn't matter if it's racist or not. You say that around LA and you gonna get yo cracka bitch ass capped by some punkass bloods.

I'll probably hear about this in history class some time. When I'm sitting in the classroom I'll read this tl;dr and get back to you.

So basically you're asking people if they'd rather come to Newgrounds or never lose their virginity.

I think everyone's answer will be the same tbh.

I like how people pay the same price for Wii games as they do for Xbox and PS3 games. A Wii game only takes up about two gigabytes on average, and they still charge the full $60 price tag.

At 8/13/10 11:45 AM, RobotTaco wrote:

At 8/13/10 11:44 AM, LightYagami16 wrote: Okay no one really answered my question so I will ask again
All those who typed in japanese please translate what you are saying please.
I would like to expand my japanese vocabulary
Thank you

Okay. I said "I am Light Yagami. I am an otaku. I'm a pretty cool guy with a hot girlfriend. She watches hentai but only a little bit. It's cute ^_^"

and I was all like "A pretty cool guy? Anyone who gets their girlfriend to watch hentai is awesome right?"

At 8/13/10 11:38 AM, RobotTaco wrote: hai, watashi wa raito yagami desu watashi wa otaku desu watashi wa dekaaaaaaaaa no debu desuyo hentai wa suki desu watashi no chinko wa chiisa desu kawaii ^_^

e, honto? sore ga sabishii desu. anta no onani wa muzukashi desuno? ^___^

So you wet your pants over lightning striking within a mile of you?