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I thought it was cool when I got up to like 8000 without missing one, then it throws all these fucking obscure games and I'm like "wtf bitch? give me a damn hint". Then all the hint says is something useless like "One of the most innovative flash games...".

Fuck, how sad of a nerd do you have to be to have seen every FLASH game ever made?

Who fucking likes ladders anyways? It's the most boring part of any game ever, did you ever walk into a dungeon on Ocarina of Time and go "Dayum, dem Nintendo fellers shoore did a good job wid dem ladders.". No, most normal people never climbed down the ladders, they used that trick where you jump down and roll because climbing ladders is fucking boring.

Also in Wind Waker the realized that people hated fucking ladders, but there were some areas that you couldn't just jump down. So they added the ability to slide down by holding A to make the most boring part of the game more bearable.

Motherfuckin ladders can go suck a dick.

The astronaut shirt would be pretty sick if not for the fucking "envy" written in that ugly dripping fountain pen font.

Don't provide samples or anything, you might scare away the customers!

Nothing will happen, because power cables use alternating current.

I always thought Bowser banged that one fat black lady from the Super Mario Brothers movie that looks like Oprah.

At 8/14/10 06:21 PM, Oolaph wrote: You should get two of the Darth Maul ones, then you can link them together!

And trade pokemons.

I just went through like 30 proxies and flagged that vid for everything.

I saw Sex in the City and now I have nightmares of horny older women trying to mongle my cock.

At 8/14/10 04:43 PM, RobotTaco wrote:

At 8/14/10 04:16 PM, GenericName54 wrote: I'm gonna have to side with Aigis on this

Eh, it's not like I use this shit every singly day nor do I live in Japan. I can be wrong. This is one of those few cases, I suppose.

That's what you get when you learn all your Japanese from those anny-mays and main-jahs you're always reading.

Who cares about that Yamor faggot anyways? Just a retarded attention whore with terminal USI.

At 8/14/10 04:11 PM, Dew wrote: Isn't she like British? I heard that most british girls are incredibly unattractive for several reasons, including the accent.

Also practicing dentistry can be seen as a form of witch craft, and they still burn witches over there.

I thought they stopped trolling way back in like '05, do we still celebrate clock day with some misplaced faith that it will bring them back?

At 8/14/10 04:07 PM, Figter wrote:

At 8/14/10 03:57 PM, arcansi wrote: That was some really shitty art, I'm not gonna lie.

Meh..i tought it was kinda amusing that so mann users made it

Hand a box of crayons to a kindergarten class and ask them to paint a mural. Then take a camera and pan over each individual drawing and the video would look something like that flash.

That was some really shitty art, I'm not gonna lie.

At 8/14/10 03:44 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 8/14/10 02:59 PM, Cootie wrote:
I haven't watched Harry Potter since the first movie and never read the books.

You missed out a lot just by not reading books. The movie can only tell you half of the story but the book tends to have more details. Many times the adaptation would leave out many details just to fit 2 to 3 hours for illiterate nubs to see.

That's why I have problems with people who said "It's a good thing they made movie from books so we won't have to read them"

Weren't the movies credited for being some of the only film adaptation of a book to follow the story and retain every line of dialogue from the novel in the film?

At 8/14/10 02:49 PM, FoodnSex wrote: Unbeatable Banzuke because G4 fucked Ninja Warrior up.

The "25 Reasons to Worship Ninja Warrior" that comes on in like 5 hours only reinforces the notion that all G4 employees are nerdy weaboos with their mouths open to receive the grorious japanee cock.

At 8/14/10 01:36 PM, Dromedary wrote:

At 8/14/10 01:28 PM, TheMildMind wrote: This is a really really bad idea for anyone considering to do this.

Prove it.

He can't. The thought of manly, heterosexual activity stirs up the centipedes in his vagina.

At 8/14/10 03:36 PM, slayer1029 wrote: Why would I donate my penis when I still need it? Maybe after I was dead, I would bestow some unfortunate penis-less member of society with my goods.

It would be like I lived on, through my penis!

And then you're the one who feels it from beyond the grave when he has sex!

At 8/14/10 03:29 PM, thenewbies wrote: Will you find real life catgirls for me?

Bestiality much?

At 8/14/10 03:18 PM, ryanson209 wrote: "Hot" is a term that's thrown around way too much today. While of course the preference is personal, and attractiveness is usually obvious, I too am tired of hearing every girl and her sister being called "hot."

Besides. Fuck Hermione; it's all about Luna.

She's my age, shut the fuck up.

Yeah, those bug eyes that are like a mile apart above that huge nose are really a turn-on for most guys.

I think OP is Cootie's alt, because I don't think any normal person would ever deem Cootie worthy enough to make a shoutout thread.

Only you see someone write something that is profoundly stupid, but not intentionally so, should you expect the user to actually be a girl.

In your case...

Yet another shitty thread by Yamor.

Selena Gomez is hot, let's talk about her.

She's a nobody, no-talent, Playboy whore. Who the hell could blame a crowd that treats her like so?

At 8/14/10 02:16 PM, RobotTaco wrote: I learned that the Mongols will only be your friend's if you promise to be their prison bitch.

How the hell do you have all those cities and haven't researched "Archery" yet?

At 8/14/10 02:42 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I know I hate Twilight so much. He's the most annoying user on this website, and he only posts for attention.

He's such a fag, it was only a matter of time before his narcissistic ass landed him a hate thread.

At 8/14/10 02:41 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 8/14/10 02:39 PM, TheMildMind wrote:

At 8/14/10 02:31 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: They are two VERY VERY different shows.

I dont think you can compare them.

They are Japanese obstacle course shows. I think they're pretty comparable

Some ninja guy climbing buildings and bouncing off walls.

Some japanese fag walking along a bridge while he gets balls fired at him 150mph.

Hmm yes comparable.

Because ninjas ARE japanese fags.

Anyways, Unbeatable Bonzuke is better, at least it's not the same fucking obstacle chorus everytime.

The vest pokemon

At 8/14/10 01:27 PM, TightRope wrote: Guys, this is highly illegal, you need to report this to the police, I already have. Making a tazer is illegal pal!

You're easily the biggest fucktard I've seen all day. There are 43 states where you can walk into a store and buy a taser without any kind of license to speak of. In the 7 states where you tasers are illegal, this camera is not legal, as it does not meet the definition of a true, and actual taser.