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At 8/16/10 08:13 PM, Rockyusa wrote: do you really pick up ammunition automatically from enemies when you walk over them, kill 25 enemies and get a nuclear bomb that takes millions to take, and was rarely used and can cause more devastation than the atomic bombs did to Japan in WW2, r

Just a correction, tactical nukes are meant to be used on the battlefield. For example the W48 is a tactical nuke with the blast power of 72 tons of TNT, not exactly enough to level a city like fatman or littleboy did.

Can we pretend we're girls and link nudes we found on photobucket?

At 8/16/10 08:10 PM, Makeshift wrote: I am a pitiful human being because I don't give a shit about something that doesn't exist in reality?

No, you're pitiful because you lack empathy.

Bioshock 1 has a better storyline, and it's better at immersion.

Bioshock 2 has better graphics and better gameplay.

At 8/16/10 07:39 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 8/16/10 07:37 PM, NecroClock wrote: Dude, I'm 12 and I climb up trees and shoot people with a BB gun, i don't think I'm getting soft.

Also, don't worry i'm not a twat like the other kids.

You are fucking unstable.

When he hits his 30s he will be climbing up clock towers shooting people with a high-powered rifle, still just as hard core as he was when he was 12.

At 8/16/10 07:05 PM, Makeshift wrote: err,

*too* seriously.

Did anyone really care about Mario Mario or Luigi Mario?
Does anyone care about Gordon Freeman? Why? This person doesn't exist.

It's just sad to think you could.

Both my parents cried when Aeris died and neither of them are virgins.

At 8/16/10 06:50 PM, Matt wrote: Earth Defense Force 2017

Fuck no, waste of money.

Deadliest Warrior, I had a friend over and we played that shit for like 10 hours straight.

It NEVER gets old to get a triple amputation on your friend right as he's about to win. Or get a super lucky instant kill with your range weapon right before you die.

Give it to your teacher instead of your school report, and then ask for it back before he sees it. Make sure to tell him you need it back fast so you can install the music.

Either CG or that guy was burning jetfuel with his rocket legs.

Why would you want headphones? You too embarrassed your music isn't awesome enough for everyone to hear?

They're over 18 right? No moral restraints against fapping?

It's not child abuse, with most children it is a much more effective discipline than "reaching out to them".

At 8/16/10 04:21 PM, Cootie wrote: It is influential. Mostly in bad ways

Yeah like inspiring the Bill of Rights.

Yet another retarded thread by Yamor. Of course you wouldn't understand an ancient piece of literature like your colleagues, you just jump right to the "There's no such thing as God" and dismiss one of the most influential books in the history of man kind.

Taking someone's life in cold blood due to some sick medical condition like you're Charles Manson is grounds for extermination. Why should the sick motherfucker that killed people be allowed to live but not his victims?

Oh hell no!

I went to a private school in Spain and the uniforms looked exactly like that.

Also he probably saw they were taking a picture and did it for the lulz.

At 8/16/10 03:25 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:

At 8/16/10 03:20 PM, arcansi wrote: Important stuff I'm shortening down so I can respond.

By the sounds of it you're agreeing that Halo and Half Life both have awesome storylines...

They are both awesome games in their own respect, I just find Halo to be a lot more deserving of the critical praise it received.

Because people elected him because he was black and overlooked the fact he was a spineless wimpy retard that didn't know shit about the problems he promised to fix because they wanted to be able to tell their grandchildren that they voted for the first African-American US president.

At 8/16/10 03:12 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: It doesn't have a better realized storyline though. The average Halo-er has no idea what the advanced storyline to Halo is. They only recognize the killing and basic cutscenes. The average Half Life player I know though, knows the whole story line and backstory to the Half-Life series.

Well to be blunt, the average Halo player is a lot less nerdy than the average Half Life player and doesn't really give a shit about story lines in video games. If you are paying attention though and read the terminals you find you can get most of the story without having to resort to the novels or halopedia.

With Halo's story, it needs the books and novels to fill it in. The average Halo player couldn't figure out any intricate and non-standing-out details to the story. They needed these books to tell players that are really interested what's happening.

This is pretty much the same with Half Life 2, even if you played the first game, a lot of Half Life 2 is in the wtf-zone because a lot of the really complicated shit can't be explained without the help of the Overwiki; just like Halo.

I'm sure if someone wanted to, they could write a book about the beginning of the 7-hour war, or how the Xen leader was trying to escape the Combine. This is all explained already by the Overwiki and in-game story.

People still haven't written books on most elements of the Halo universe, such as the Flood and founding of the Covenant. This is documented in the in-game terminals as well as Halopedia, so again the story-telling is extremely similar but Halo has more story to tell.

At 8/16/10 02:49 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Like hell it's intricate. The only way it can be described as intricate is if you take the story from the books as well. The only thing the cutscenes in the game describe is how a war is being fought with the Covenant or the flood, and how you can stop it.

This isn't the case with Half Life 2? You said

Look up the damn Overwiki and you'll find that Half Life has one of the most intricating stories ever.

Halo has a wiki, and a much better realized universe than Half Life has because Halo has had like 9000 writers commissioned to work on its canon. There's no contest between the stories of the two, seeing as how Halo has inspired 5 novels, a graphic novel, and a comic books series.

Guess what, more people play MW2 than Halo 3 online. Does that make it better? No, it doesn't.

At least we can agree that MW2 is below Halo and Half Life, that's a start.

Also, Halo's map making and modability doesn't match up at all to HL's tools. With the sheer amount of things you can do with HL's tools, you can create endless amount of maps, mods, and players.

At the time Halo 2 was released it was a console exclusive, there weren't any tools for mods at the time because it wasn't aimed at the truly hardcore gaming market that PC gaming envelops.

"Back in the day." Now people can only work with forge because the Halo series moved to the 360. Tons of people still make and play HL mods today. The only thing people can do with Halo now is make a so called "map" from an already existing one.

People still mod and play Halo 2, it's a smaller community but it exists, just as how people still mod and play Battlefront 2. I hope you aren't throwing in Left 4 Dead and Team Fortress 2 as "Half Life mods" because that shit be crazy yo, neither of those are Half Life 2.

At 8/16/10 02:27 PM, mothballs wrote: Why do humans even exist? We are useless to almost every little thing.

Stop being fucking selfish.

Corn, Wheat, Sheep, Cows, Dogs, Cats, thousands of species of flora, cotton, etc. Everything we use benefits from us using it, the fact that we keep dogs as pets and raise cattle insures the species' survival.

OP is stupid though and needs to l2evolution.

At 8/16/10 02:05 PM, Zombicidle wrote: However this punk has persistence and is calling us again for money. He even traced my dad's iPhone and is harassing him as well (mind you, that's his phone for his business; not for family or friends or punks).

Where the hell does your dad work that he gets an iPhone as his business phone?

At 8/16/10 02:32 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:

At 8/16/10 01:23 PM, arcansi wrote: Crap

I love how you say Halo has a good story if you listen to it. Look up the damn Overwiki and you'll find that Half Life has one of the most intricating stories ever.

I've read the Overwiki because I only played the Half Life 2 game on recommendation and I read up on the backstory of pretty much fucking everything. Halo's is still more intricate, even if it's told in cutscenes rather than scripted events.

Plus the online Half Life 2 has created is 20x more better than Halo 2/3 online.

More people play Halo 3 online than Half Life 2 online, even more people will play Halo when Reach launches. "Better" is an opinion, but numbers speak for themselves.

Just look at Gmod. There are literally over 100 gamemodes with tons of people playing it. HL2 DM also was very moddable and people made coop maps for it.

People still play Halo 2 mods on Halo 2 PC, and Halo: Custom Edition used to have a crazy population back in the day.

At 8/16/10 01:41 PM, Makeshift wrote: I'm gonna go with Need For Speed... and Sonic, even though I don't like Sonic.

I hated Sonic as much as I hated Ecco the Dolphin. Shit was too hard man.

Return them all and buy and icecream scooper and a pencil, then scoop out your own eyes and stab your brain with the pencil.

It will be much more rewarding than playing any of those games.

At 8/16/10 01:09 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

He posted videos of his poor cat getting tortured.

There are also videos of women getting raped, and I've even seen videos of people getting be-headed, But does anyone care about that? No.

You can fap to videos of women getting raped though.

Halo 2 was released the same year and was infinitely better.

I'm not gonna lie, I was more impressed the first time I picked up two machine guns at once and went to hell on the elites, than when I had to use the retarded weapons from Half Life 2. No matter how shit the vehicle sections in Halo 2 were, they were much more bearable than the ones in half life where you have to drive those retarded vehicles and get out of it every 100 feet to complete a seesaw physics puzzle. Story-wise Halo is deeper than Half Life, for those of you that actually listen to the dialogue and unlock terminals know how much more fucking backstory there is than Half Life.

Hell, this has got to be the most overhyped game ever, there were dozens of better games released that year like Metroid Prime 2, San Andreas, andJak 3.

At 8/16/10 12:25 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: This is a man.

THIS IS A MAN THAT'S A FAGGOT