Fine I'll try it, give feedback on it after... Could you have included a screenshot or at least described the game beforehand though?

At 8/27/08 12:35 PM, putzpie wrote: Show him some cool gun play, like revolver ocelot, and then he'll be so distracted he forgets about the game, and then you shoot him and get it.

it's a win-win.

I'll drop the revolver... :(

Can you explain exactly what you need help with?

At 8/27/08 09:14 AM, Zendra wrote: Anything that is animation related on Newgrounds is done with Flash (helpful page with tutorials, trial version download, etc.).

So no lock for wrong forum?

First of all, what the hell kind of name is Oringina? I thought that was some kind of furry body part before I read this thread.

Secondly, france can do anything if it's pr0n related. They show teh bewbs on billboards their, even on the front covers of magazines.

At 8/27/08 09:07 AM, StephanosGnomon wrote:

At 8/27/08 08:59 AM, arcansi wrote: Name, now.

Calea zacatechichi.

I think I still have a bag of it somewhere, too.

Holy crap, it's legal too... Although it sucks you need to smoke while sleeping to use it...

At 8/27/08 09:02 AM, nsc007 wrote: oh come on, once i had a similar situation, only it was a warzone. WW2 to be exact. i went to a hole in a hedgrow, look up and i'm saring down the barrel of an mg42. and the retard shooting it couldn't hit me for shit. so i rolled away fom the hole. and i woke up. but i felt in control the whole time. the colour was kind of faded though, like a first generation colour tv. or is that just faded memory like full colour dreams i remember in greyscale and sepia?

Could you summon a harem? Did you feel an adrenaline rush? Did you feel fear? Were the people realistic...? NO.

The thing about dreams is that they can only be as dynamic as your imagination allows. If you've never seen a man getting crushed under tank treads before, it's up to your imagination to concoct that image. But seriously though, it sucks. I'd rather just go through the night in a split second rather than sit through a cheesy sim.

At 8/27/08 08:52 AM, StephanosGnomon wrote: The only lucid dreams I can clearly remember were ones I had a looooooooooong time ago, and nahh, neither were deliberate. It was kinda like you said... I noticed things were off and realized that it was a dream, but it's not like I was able to do whatever I wanted from there on out. From what I can recall they both ended not too long aftr I realized I was dreaming.

Not really the same here, although it seems impossible to have any concept of time considering that everything is not happening at the moment things are happening to you in a randomly sped-up, slowed-down dream world.

In one of them I was in my house but things were off... like, different furniture, knickknacks I'd never seen before, that kind of stuff. And Bronson Pinchot was there too, Balkied-out, so that was fucking wierd. I was like "I know you aren't actually here cuz this isn't even really my house!"

I find it very difficult to speak in a dream world. It feels like my top lip weighs a ton and I can't speak above a whisper.

In the other I was fighting a vampire or some such shit (pale guy, black hair, I dunno) and he got me right throught the gut with an iron spear... but it didn't even hurt. I was all "HHHWAT???" looking down in disbelief at this metal rod going in through my stomach and out through my back. Then I yanked it out and hit him across the side of the head with the spear.

No sense of touch = fail experience. If I wanted to look and hear, and not feel or touch, I'd fucking play a video game.

There's some plant you can make a tea out of that can supposedly help induce lucid dreaming. I forget what it's called though.

Name, now.

At 8/27/08 08:31 AM, Andsoitbegins wrote: How do you have a lucid dream on purpose?
I wanna do it! :D

Binary beats work fine, the whole thing for me is sound queued. I try to remember to look for my hands when I hear a certain noise, and after a few weeks I finally got it to work. I guess when you look at your hands after recognizing the sound, you realize what's going on.

Yeah so a few weeks ago I thought it'd be cool and all to try to have a lucid dream like the ones I read about on the interwebz. According to various sources, supposedly if you're conscious in your dream, and are aware that you are dreaming, you can actually simulate anything you want and have it feel quite close to being real.

This is Bullshit.

I had a dream, and I realized I was dreaming, I could move my hands at will, look around and stuff, but you know what? You can't control the environment, it's like being stuck in a broken version of a mod-raped counter-strike game: Physics hardly apply and nothing freaking makes any sense. It's like a regular dream, except you're not on rails and you're forced to spend your sleeping hours wondering through a hippies impression of the world while he's high on acid and smoking a joint, WHILE WEARING 3D GLASSES!!!

TL;DR? It sucks, you can't feel anything, can't fight a legion of mutant alien zombies, or even summon a harem. It's definitely not worth spending weeks trying to achieve...

Anyone else have a lucid dream either on purpose or naturally?

At 8/27/08 08:04 AM, goldblade1 wrote:

At 8/27/08 08:00 AM, Dalario wrote: I don't know about Moths, but on a butterfly, if one of it's wing is torn you use crazy glue to glue something like very light over the torn or even better the torn itself.

Since moths can not computer, you would need syuper glue.

Since when did computer become a verb?

Staples or nails are bound to work. :3

Did you say "poop"?

They're spying on me right now, and it scares me very much...

At 8/27/08 06:57 AM, Twinsabre wrote:

At 8/26/08 04:59 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Heres the solution..

Its a stuffed toy.
it cant do shit.
just pick up the game and hope the knife doesnt fall

end you fucking moron

INTERNET: Serious Business.

Monkey inject yo ass with AIDS Muddafucka! He ain't playin around no mo.

At 8/26/08 07:00 PM, COKEHEAD75 wrote: That stupid monkey.

Yes, he is indeed stupid.

Umm isn't this the same format as the "Am I a Gay?" thread?

I know I saw one up in space!!! :O

At 8/26/08 06:43 PM, arcansi wrote: Some dude came up and said he'd sell this knife to me to fight the monkey. He said he'll trade it for some weird stuff like 10 gallons of diesel and a bag of fertilizer.

Weird, should I take it?

Forgot pic. Pic of the guy, here he is. He's got this weird outfit, so I can only assume he's like a business man or something.

Some dude came up and said he'd sell this knife to me to fight the monkey. He said he'll trade it for some weird stuff like 10 gallons of diesel and a bag of fertilizer.

Weird, should I take it?

What were you doing with kids on Xbox Live?!!?

At 8/26/08 04:22 PM, dec-1310 wrote:

At 8/26/08 06:09 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 8/25/08 10:16 PM, dec-1310 wrote: Make her accomplish your wishes; you were 8 years old

SUPER KITTY?

What?

Nother fairly odd parents reference I think, considering her last post had picture of cosmo.

At 8/26/08 05:27 PM, DanimeB wrote: 1. Sniper rifle

Illegal

2. Learn Russian martial arts

Communist

3 or even Jujitsu

Communist

4. Tempt his from his fortification with a banana

Gay

5.Buy another game

Expensive

6 Wear body armour

Ion-Vibration Ultra-Sonic Kitchen knife slices through all armor.

Fuck! Just be creative and innovative! Dont ask us!
D=

At 8/26/08 05:15 PM, Puzzled wrote: distract the monkey with a banana

Monkey's not gay, that won't work.

At 8/26/08 04:54 PM, Ehwaz003 wrote: Your topic was locked in the video game section already... why post it again here?

Topic Locked at Request of OP. Look at the mod's post. I wanted to move it because it wasn't about the actual video game software...

I don't how to get it back...

Suggestions?

I don't know how to get it back....

Suggestions?

You misspelled Darth Vader in the title.

I don't think I was really clear on the whole point of the thread at all...

I got an awesome score...

but deep down I know I lied moar than once... :<

At 8/26/08 08:09 AM, Chandelier wrote: I'd rather play chocobo dungeon.

Chocobos > pokemon.

But the playable characters are few and inferior.