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At 8/9/10 08:52 PM, ghostxero wrote: i agree with everything you said EXCEPT the Olivia Munn thing...i dont care shes hot .......

That's right, she's not there for being a gamer, knowing about video games and internet culture, or even fucking knowing whether PCs are better than Macs.

I think this pic can sum up perfectly what G4 has become.

At 8/19/10 03:24 AM, MetaKnightPWNS4 wrote: Well, I DO NOT want to hear Link's voice in the games, on the other hand, I'm not very fond of people who talk to him repeat what he "says" in a question. Ex:

Link never fucking talks anyways, he's like a celtic Gordon Freeman.

This is why building robots that transform into animals is a bad idea. At least if it were something like a car or tank they could have stopped it before it made too many people shat bricks.

At 8/19/10 03:55 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 8/19/10 03:51 PM, SirFinland wrote: By making fun of others we can feel superior.

Especially by making fun of the one on top. I am not some patriot, but still if you look up the most powerful countries in the world almost all of them will be in this order-

1) America
2) China
3) Russia
4) France or England
5) India or Japan

And this came from a website in the UK.

That can't mean anything, America is plagued by narcissism thanks to everyone going apeshit over self-esteem and ADHD, and China is just a blackhole full of asshole oppressive governors, so neither of those are good examples of a high standard of living. If you're judging by military power, France, England, and Japan have no business being on that list.

Sure we have the highest per-capita in the world and our unemployed live better than most other country's middleclass, but we're not the best. Why other countries think we're shit I'll never be sure, but America is easily the most xenophilliac nation in the world looking at all the people fucking obsessed over Europe, Japan, and even Canada.

At 8/19/10 02:18 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I'm talking about places like Sweden, Finnland, Canada, and Australia.

I thought America and Canada were bitter enemies, and Australia hated Koreans/Japanese or something.

Mirror's Edge, like duh.

At 8/19/10 11:01 AM, Alisbet wrote: Do you want to hear my idea? What would you say if they remake the original Crash Bandicoot trilogy of the PS1 for the Wii. I don't know yet how the motion controls would be used in the games but whatever.

I don't think the Wii can handle the graphics the PS1 puts out.

Fuck yeah I'm getting that. I unlocked every last mask in Patapon 2, no way am I gonna let something like this by.

At 8/18/10 06:32 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: There's nothing really different between Halo 2 and Halo 3 besides some new enemies and OH BOY HAVING COOP WITH AN ALIEN!

That was in Halo 2, glad to know you've played the games before.

HL2 introduced amazing physics.

A lot of games had "Physics" engines, they just didn't keep track of every single fucking object because it wasn't deemed necessary. Half Life 2 tried to break away from the crowd with its only real claim to fame, The Gravity Gun.

EP1 introduced working and interacting with an AI.

As opposed to "not working" and "non-interactive" AI of the first game. Halo 2 added is credited with fathering modern multiplayer FPS, and whether you wanna admit it or not, more people bought Halo 2 than Team Fortress 2.

EP2 introduced an updated engine, more open outside environments, and a new way to use the gravity gun.

Halo 3 featured forge, the ability to record matches and watch/screenshot any event at any angle, it added more vehicles, more maps, more game modes, new ways to use existing weaponry, new weaponry, and new armor upgrades.

Also an updated engine and more open outside environments. You know what else? Halo's criminally short campaign is still 3-4 times longer than the Half Life episodes which take just as long in development.

At 8/18/10 05:59 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:

At 8/18/10 05:34 PM, arcansi wrote: Apparently whenever a new one comes out we get timewarped back to 1998 and people forget they saw all this shit before.

Oh you're totally right. Whenever I play a new HL2 game it reminds me of HL1. Just like how whenever I play a new Halo game, I see the same gameplay from Halo 1.

If you're gonna bash my HL, I'm going to bash your Halo.

Every Halo sequel is a rehash of the previous games, albeit with improved graphics and drastically improved gameplay. Half Life fans seem to believe in the idea that since Half Life 1 was so revolutionary, every other Half Life game following will also be worthy of having its cock fellated by every self-respecting gamer in the world.

That's not the case, Halo fans can admit, why not Half Life fans?

At 8/17/10 03:06 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: I don't know where the appeal for this AMAZING NEW CHAPTER comes in to be honest.

Apparently whenever a new one comes out we get timewarped back to 1998 and people forget they saw all this shit before.

Every pokemon game on the DS.

At 8/18/10 04:23 PM, Killerhammer wrote: Get the fuck out.

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Boston, MA
Job: Furry.

You have no business telling other NGers to gtfo. I wish NG could think of something brilliant like the /fur/ board trap on 4chan that cleansed the entire board of furfaggotry for a few months. But we can only dream...

I'll probably steal that for my next Creative Writing class, it's so uninspired and sounds like a kid wrote, so they'll know I'm plagiarizing.

90% of newgrounds would fap, because most of the heterosexuals left NG long ago.

At 8/17/10 05:30 PM, gogareen wrote: my friend rob told me he shares this account with me (its complicated)

Rob is the guy that posts everything that makes people hate you, but the guy who is posting now is not in any way dislikable.

brb hulu

At 8/17/10 06:05 PM, HazeStigma wrote: Im predicting the level 60 icon, for Pimp, will simply be a crudely drawn illustration of a male organic humanoid reproduction organ.

So its a monkey's penis?

Touhou is a good vertical shooter for beginners. It's challenging where it needs to be while at the same time being easily accessible for newcomers!

I don't know what a I read, but I feel for my own safety I should buy Elder Sign.

This is how I usually tell the difference between NG users that are actually males pretending to be females, and NG users that are legitimately female. The text just radiates idiocy, an idiocy that no man can hope to capture in his poseur charade. If you ever wanna become a forum mod, an officer in your mmo guild, or a leader in your clan, this is the standard of stupidity you need to achieve to successfully pose as a female.

The Internet Espionage Agency is currently studying HazeStigma for more information on this phenomenon in hopes that our own spies can more easily infiltrate friends-only areas since they would be able to pose as female.

You could at least post a link to the thing you're blatantly advertising, it sounds almost interesting.

HEAD ASPLODE

This must be fixed at once.

At 8/17/10 01:23 AM, gogareen wrote: well apparently people dont understand that that learning happens before great things are made

And you haven't learned anything, yet you expect your first sprite animations that were made in a day to be great? Learn to take some critique asshole, if someone looks at it and says it's shit, fucking improve on it.

At 8/16/10 11:31 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Streets of Rage 3, Altered Beast, Golden Axe, etc. Plus, it's only twenty bucks!

Altered Best is furry by today's standards, and therefor gay. Also Sonic 2 is shit because whoever is tails has to carry sonic for the rest of the game.

At 8/16/10 10:38 PM, assassin1337 wrote:

At 8/16/10 08:49 PM, arcansi wrote: Nobody uses Yahoo anymore besides weird foreigners.

This is the Internet,so we're all foreigners.

No I mean foreigners, EU/USA are already the new world order, we just don't know about it yet. I mean countries outside the unions.

Nobody uses Yahoo anymore besides weird foreigners.

She probably has an opium habit and an instilled hatred of westerners.

Submerge it in water?

Dude TL;DR is what you put on livejournal.