At 8/4/08 07:51 PM, Mastercoder wrote:

At 8/4/08 07:48 PM, GUYMASTER wrote: im gettin bored 2 death cuz i dont hav stuff 2 play. someone plz make another rts game. try to add alot of units. thx! ^_^

could you please stop textspeaking and get your grammar right?
ifyoure looking for a good rts try buying red alert 2

,Best regards Julian

Obviously he hasn't heard about Starcraft 2 either.

And could you please stop signing your name at the end of your posts? You're going to become as infamous as *coughs* betty.

Ok maybe not that bad...

I was bored, and made an awesome creature.

Tribute

At 8/4/08 08:52 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: Anyone play Wall Street Kid for the NES?

It's horrible! Its a stock market simulator!
WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE THIS GAME!?!?!?!

Cuz it's pimp. AVGN even stated:

"What were you interested in when you were a kid? Video games, Comics and the Stock Market..." - AVGN

Edited quote for length :)

Oh dear, that didn't turn out quite right...

I tried to make Yoshi but got a little side tracked...

At 8/4/08 08:16 PM, Mastercoder wrote: soulreaver legacy of kain its just an bad game

,Best regards Julian

For God's sakes man, Newgrounds is not the place to be formal and modest. STOP signing your posts like a letter!

The game looks like epic win, but you have to buy the full creature creator *SEPARATELY*. I'll probably end up buying both of them when it comes out.

I'll make a civilization of Shy Guys

At 8/4/08 06:24 PM, MattTheParanoidKat wrote: Clive Barkers Clive Barker's Jechico by Clive Barker.

I hated Sid Meiers Sid Meier's Pirates by Sid Meier! >:(

At 8/4/08 06:12 PM, IrishGun wrote:

At 8/4/08 06:05 PM, arcansi wrote: A sense of humor, you've never had it.

I knew it was sarcasm, numbnuts.

But you didn't just reply to it, you DISSECTED IT! What were you doing that for?

At 8/4/08 06:03 PM, Moonpiles wrote:

At 8/4/08 05:48 PM, arcansi wrote: I swear I see 4-5 of these topics everyday.

I'm sure this has something to do with it..

Im not new to forums. Don't be an ass.

I'm sorry, I don't know why I would've thought that.

At 8/4/08 06:04 PM, IrishGun wrote:

At 8/4/08 06:01 PM, arcansi wrote:

At 8/4/08 05:56 PM, IrishGun wrote: Sin And Punishment
Halo 2 and 3
Sonic Labyrinth
FF12
LoZ: Twilight Princess

FFVII

No.

Sarcasm, I loved the game.

LoZ: Ocarina of Time

Yes.

Sarcasm, I loved this one too.

Conker's Bad Fur Day

No.

Sarcasm, it's my favorite game.

Thought your list stopped a little short.

Originality. You have lost it.

A sense of humor, you've never had it.

At 8/4/08 06:03 PM, Dragonberry wrote:

LoZ: Ocarina of Time

WTF

Perhaps THEE greatest game of all time

Somebody missed the joke...

At 8/4/08 05:56 PM, IrishGun wrote: Sin And Punishment
Halo 2 and 3
Sonic Labyrinth
FF12
LoZ: Twilight Princess

FFVII
LoZ: Ocarina of Time
Conker's Bad Fur Day

Thought your list stopped a little short.

I swear I see 4-5 of these topics everyday.

I'm sure this has something to do with it...

At 8/4/08 04:50 PM, Dsmano wrote: I like slamming my dick between your mom's well greased tits...

Necrophile...

I would have to say Megaman Legends, the first one. What ruined it was the fact that Megaman had the voice of a 10 year old, looked like a 10 year old, and acted like one...

why couldn't they make him more Jak-like :(

At 8/4/08 04:00 PM, ILMON3Y wrote: The ps3 is good but i heard that alot of the good games are coming to the xbox360

Worst fanboy thread ever... PS3 is good but "alot" of good games are coming for the Xbox 360? The PS3 has more than it's fair share of AWESOME games. Please give some reasons to defend your own console or even reasons to attack the other one.

Only 87 views? I don't think anybody is going to flame you because of your opinions, but for God's sake...

1. SCRIPTS! Script what you are going to say and rehearse it to be funny.
2. Better lighting and a better camera! I could hardly see your faces they were so pixelated!
3. Sound. It's no fun trying to understand what you guys are saying because of the microphone. The camera microphone is a no-no if you are trying to make a decent video.
4. Location? The couch is ok... But you COULD make it more unique than it is.
5. Special FX. Try to put some special effects into your video as Eye-candy. I mean, if you could have the Guitar Hero vs. Rockband not put a complete stop to the video to inform you, but make it something that goes with what you are trying to do.

Ok let's see. Start an account on Runescape, and you'll find it is nothing more than another MMORPG. It has an immature community with the mature taking advantage of (scamming) the immature. The gameplay is self explanatory, and much like WoW albeit with a simpler combat system and point+click controls.

Now pop in Superman 64, or load a rom if you need to. Just beat the first level, if you can. After the stages repeat a couple hundred times, the green fog on the horizon coupled with the annoying sound effects and the only 3 voice tracks you hear are enough to drive you insane. While you're playing the game, you'll want to know what you are supposed to be doing, which will hurt your mental state even more. The game has no music, you just here a looping sound effect of superman flying, the fact that the level fades into a green fog and almost completely limiting your vision is frustrating as it gives the impression that you are playing the same level, over, and over, and over again.

The only spoken words in Superman 64 are

LEX: "In time your fate will be sealed, Superman."
SUPERMAN: "Then there's no time to waste."
LEX: "Huhahauhu."

That's it... Every time you start a level it plays the first two tracks, then when you lose (which will happen quite often) it plays the third track, then it restarts the level and plays the first to again. There is no excuse for making a game this bad... Titus represents all that is bad from game making companies. Ever played Xena Warrior Princess: Talisman of Fate? Worst game in the series, it is not as craptastic as superman, but still utter crap. Titus relies on the reputation of the franchise to sell the game, not the quality of their actual product.

So, Runescape is better than Superman 64, that is clear.

At 8/2/08 06:48 PM, TheMaster wrote:

At 8/2/08 06:35 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: I thought PS3 would win. His hands are up higher.

Nah, 360 would win. Look at them, PS3 is massive, he'd be like Clubber Lang.

He's also black like Clubber Lang.

At 8/3/08 03:26 PM, DarkSytze wrote: runescape isn't bad, stop jumping on bandwagons you stupid dickless cunt.

I don't agree with the first part completely, but the second part I second.

At 8/3/08 04:16 PM, Patonki wrote:

At 8/3/08 03:43 PM, Pugberto wrote: It's not worth it, I had an original and there are no decent games for the PSP. If you're really interested in handheld gaming then get a DS.

The DS sucks balls. It's made for 6 year old children, all the games are lame and immature. But there are a few AWESOME games for the DS. One of them is the Wario game, I don't remeber it's full name.

WOAH stop right there! All because you had your 10th birthday recently doesn't mean your too big for a DS. I mean you can't just ignore the system on the basis that it's Nintendo and it lacks the Playstation exclusives. What about the Call of Duty 4 DS? That game frikkin rocks. It's hard to match the perfect controls that the touch-screen allows, and it's got some of the best games out there.

Call of Duty 4
Wario Ware: Smooth Moves
Final Fantasy 3
Final Fantasy: Revenant Wings
Kingdom Hearts
Final Fantasy Advance 2 (coming soon)
Age of Empires
The World Ends With You
LoZ: Phantom Hourglass
Ninja Gaiden
Trauma Center

AND CONTRA 4

At 8/3/08 08:25 PM, Magik-Waffle wrote:

At 8/3/08 08:22 PM, arcansi wrote: You used the C buttons to change your camera in Golden Eye, Perfect Dark and Turok... Not the joystick...

Even though it was the C buttons, they were still inverted.

I preferred just to hold R to aim up and down and use the C buttons to turn left and right. It's much easier and you won't have to worry about somebody shooting you in the face while you try to look down.

I meant PAN you move the camera with the joystick. Sorry about that.

You used the C buttons to change your camera in Golden Eye, Perfect Dark and Turok... Not the joystick...

At 7/31/08 11:46 PM, ShannonTheScatman wrote: Ah ha ha ha! I've got 2 gamecube controllers...

Ha ha, I've got 7. Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Purple, Black and Platinum. We actually did that thing you know where you link to game cubes and play up to eight players... I got 3 game cubes too. 2 were to play 8 player games, but one burnt out so I got a replacement, then it started working again...

At 8/1/08 12:05 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 7/31/08 11:58 PM, Coop3r wrote: I also flagged it for sexual content without nudity because of those shorts.

So did I.

I flagged it for being repulsive and shockingly disgusting.

Sid Meier's Pirates

This game was cool when I first got it. It was a pirate sim and looked to be the coolest thing ever. But NOOO it couldn't do that. It's lack of consistency and navigation tools left me completely confused. Why is it when I divide the loot and everyone get's 5000 gold pieces, when I start a new expedition I lose all of my ships and my crew count is reset to 16????

I also hated the missions they gave you. It would be like "Go to SAMCHAMPLAIN" or some dumb objective like that, but HOW DO YOU GET THERE?!?!? There's no map in the game, the world doesn't exactly resemble real life Europe and it's completely confusing the whole way.

Sure the battles were fun, but it was too easy. If you beat the enemy commander in fencing, you win no matter what the situation. I had 7 troops left and he had 353 and he surrendered. I mean WTF??? Also I hated how the game kept prompting you to marry some geeky chick to gain the trust of the governor.

Pic taken by ripping a frame from DvD footage. Only way to get digital pics from a tv screen.

At 8/1/08 12:43 AM, Lagatag wrote: Besides, I'm due for a major PC upgrade, I've had the same motherboard for like 6 years.

Wait you have to change your motherboard too? I've never even considered pulling the mother board out.

Is that girl his sister, pet, relative or friend? I didn't see she had a tail til the 12th strip.

I swear at 0:35 he either rapes the song or screws it up.

How did it get almost 300,000 views???