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Plants are just as alive as animals; both are non-sentient, unintelligent manifestations of life that are fully edible and DO NOT WANT to be eaten. When a cow goes "MOO!" when you hit it with an ax is no different than when a grape goes "SPLOOSH" when you eat it.

I heard that movie was awesome.

At 8/31/08 04:34 AM, Otto wrote: Make the tiny thing fellate you, you know you want it's little tongue all over your cock.

I'd imagine it'd feel like a catbath... on your cock...

That's the most bullshiest statement I have ever heard. When people are talking about how hot Zero Suit Samus is, and somebody tries to act mature and says sputters some bullshit like "Somehow, digitally rendered polygons isn't sexy." is something that really makes me want to bitchslap somebody.

AGREE?!??!!?

At 8/31/08 04:22 AM, RedTsunami wrote:

At 8/27/08 08:21 AM, arcansi wrote: OP

You are ignorant.

No u

Just because it didn't work for you the first time doesn't mean you should dismiss it as "bullshit". I, have personally had a few Lucid dreams before.

I said the fact that most of your senses are gone, touch, smell and taste. What little feedback you do get from those missing three are grossly exagerated and unrealistic, your vision is obscured as well, which is why I classified it as bullshit.

In my most recent one, I was able to rocket thousands of feet off the ground (Quite rapidly, too, in fact), and fly over a freeway going through a tunnel. Right after that, though, I broke Lucidity, and went into an electronics store, or something. Bottom line, I can do better.

Uhh first of all, you would need either a brain with a very good CPU to process all the textures and render the city (OMG analogy!) while your traveling that fast up in the air. Sounds unrealistic as you would have had to seen the local free way from that high up before, or just have a kick ass imagination.

Just try it a couple times. What have you got to lose, eh?

I'm always trying.

At 8/30/08 10:48 PM, Arby wrote: Learn to control better =O

Control is something that is widely discussed and people have thought up countless techniques (most don't really work, tho XD) to aid control. Go educate yourself and practice =P

The obvious strangest thing about a lucid dream is that it is IN YOUR MIND. So to change something, you simply project your thoughts on to the world. The only problem with this is that much of the dream is controlled by your subconscious, obviously because you are not fully lucid, or you'd be awake; this means that you won't have total control over the dream at all times.

Still, it sucks that 3 of your 5 senses are absent in the dream

At 8/26/08 06:02 AM, MissingNYC wrote: well, in either case, id wish it to be a female (or exchange the one i have for a female) then wish it was human size, completely loyal and oh yeah

Umm would you exchange it at say... the airport?

At 8/28/08 07:34 PM, jitterman wrote:

At 8/28/08 01:36 AM, Jezuz wrote: I've wanted this game for awhile but can't seem to find it. Any idea where I can pick it up? :\

buy the Postal movie at best buy for 20 dollars and the game comes with it for free. other than that you can use ebay

Postal the Movie? Bet it doesn't have anything to do with the game...

At 8/30/08 08:16 AM, Mr-Furball wrote:

At 8/30/08 06:33 AM, hereforrock wrote:

At 8/30/08 06:31 AM, arcansi wrote:

At 8/30/08 06:31 AM, hereforrock wrote: Where in Washington is the school? I want to see it.

Now you need A/S/L right? And my schedule? walking routes?

Erm, no. I live in Washington, and I want to see this school. Where is it?

The reson he don't reply is 'couse he parhaps lies or something ?

The reason I don't reply is 'couse he parhaps lieks somethings kept private. Specially when the he in question is a minor.

At 8/30/08 07:05 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: I'm assuming it's not a public school?
It sounds almost illegal the results would be interesting however and could be a prototype for future schools I guess.

MEGAMAN EXECUTE

It is a public school, it replaced the public school in this district.

At 8/30/08 06:05 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 8/30/08 05:32 AM, Ryan wrote:

At 8/30/08 05:26 AM, arcansi wrote:

At 8/30/08 05:25 AM, poxpower wrote: Well that face says it all.

Did you just turn this into a photoshop thread?!?!!?

If you insist.

fffffff

ajajajajaja

Safe to assume it's been turned into an MSpaint thread?

At 8/30/08 06:46 AM, groundpwndr wrote:

At 8/30/08 06:39 AM, arcansi wrote:

At 8/30/08 06:37 AM, groundpwndr wrote:

At 8/30/08 06:31 AM, Elios wrote:

At 8/30/08 06:30 AM, arcansi wrote: stuff

Sounds like a school in the Middle East.

Good luck buddy.

Oh noes, no firefox there, nothing but stupid IE8 and Silverlight yuch.

Not to mention they use Vista ONLY! Vista + HPs are the schools favorite.

I am not to experienced with HP, but Vista will protect those computer labs from accidental system changes.

Is Bill Gates going to be teacher? I would ask him everyday till he said yes for a million dollars.

Actually the school is replacing another school in the same district, and all (I'd hope) the teachers of the former district school have gotten jobs at this one. So yeah, REGULAR teachers. >:(

At 8/30/08 06:37 AM, groundpwndr wrote:

At 8/30/08 06:31 AM, Elios wrote:

At 8/30/08 06:30 AM, arcansi wrote: stuff

Sounds like a school in the Middle East.

Good luck buddy.

Oh noes, no firefox there, nothing but stupid IE8 and Silverlight yuch.

Not to mention they use Vista ONLY! Vista + HPs are the schools favorite.

At 8/30/08 06:31 AM, hereforrock wrote: Where in Washington is the school? I want to see it.

Now you need A/S/L right? And my schedule? walking routes?

This new school in Washington I'm going to was being constructed over the summer and all of it's funding being provided by Microsoft. Hell, the thing is still under construction, and the classrooms won't open for a couple weeks.

Basically, Bill Gates (I assume) was liek "I wonder if a student body would function more efficiently if education was oriented around technology." , then he had the extremely ingenious idea to make a school that was sponsored by Microsoft and will have BIG-ASS computer labs and no sports programs to speak of. For the next couple of weeks, all computer science classes will be done out of some boring websheet hand-out with multiple-choice questions and fapp- READING material.

So this is the very first year this school has been opened, and the computer lab is not hooked up, the classrooms are not finished being built, the gym is non-existent and they are still laying down pipes. Any thoughts?

At 8/30/08 06:02 AM, Postcount wrote: Guys, this is a serious thread.

You know, piss looks clear unless you cup in in your hand, and then it looks yellow.

So maybe the same principle applies! :O

wait mod aura = [iss aura?

Fab aura has a ways of messing people up.

Smarter and healthier? Well for starters we have incisors to tear the meat, maulers to grind the meat and a tongue to taste the meat. Humans are obviously designed to eat meat.

EAT MEAT OR GTFO!

At 8/30/08 05:49 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/30/08 05:15 AM, bigjuicy wrote:

At 8/30/08 04:59 AM, UsernameDoesNotExist wrote: Hover your mouse over the last 3 links for a surprise.

Lol, that was the best laugh I've had all night.

The best laugh this morning for yours truly.

Me? I'm confused.

If you commit IRL suicide over something that happened on the internet, you must have had no IRL and so had to rely solely on your internet life.

On Postal II you can kill yourself by catching fire while pissing on a dead guy you just beat down with your shovel shortly before decapitating them.

Who knows it may work for you too.

At 8/30/08 05:25 AM, poxpower wrote: Well that face says it all.

Did you just turn this into a photoshop thread?!?!!?

At 8/29/08 04:32 PM, HolaAmigo wrote: i have had both systems, and i sold my ps3

Lies, nobody would sell their PS3's unless they were imaginary, broken, or an ecks bawks fanboi themselves.

Anyways, Pee Ess Three has the best graphics out of all the consoles, and it has some pretty awesome games like Resistance and Warhawks. Really bad controller though, I don't like the controller.

Ecks Bawks has the best controller out of any system, and it's got Halo 3 and Fable II.

So get both.

At 8/30/08 05:07 AM, Strongbow wrote: Possibly those aeroplane forums where they discuss the jet engines and shit.
My brothers friend is a member of one, it's really easy to troll them.

How so? Pics? Links? Written down dialogue?

The real question should be:

Is the Kitty Krew the best?

Or is Chlauid more impressive?

omg tough

I've always wondered what people think makes the first person shooter genre so enjoyable to them.

For me, it would be fighting the inevitable coming of DEATH. Unlike games like Halo and Far Cry, I don't like being some big-ass dude in armor who blasts the crap out of stuff in his free time and is capable of going through the entire campaign with the same weapon. I prefer games that make you look before you run into a room, or go around the corner. I like having that "I is gonna die if I screw up!" kind of feeling when playing games, and I like the feeling of the OPTION to crouch and hide, but if you don't do it your fucked. Games like Resistance Fall of Man, the Half Life series are some of my favorite games in the first-person-shooter genre.

At 8/30/08 04:22 AM, Elios wrote: All of the links are directed to Wikipedia articles on "Glitter", and"Bricks"

What is wrong with you...?

I can count at least one other link that doesn't link to glitter and bricks.

Also, it's amazing to see how many people support which candidate when you act like a dumbass towards their candidate. I mean look at how easy it is to troll...

Why is it on a forum like the Newgrounds forum, when somebody trolls, the rest of the thread will be pointing out the troll, insulting the troll, trolling the troll, or banning the troll.

But there are some places on the internetz where trolls are unheard of and even the most dumbfuck person is believed just to be a simple dumbfuck.

For me, the #1 place that sucks at seeing trolls for what they are has got to be Yahoo! Answers. Even the most obvious, retarded, trollesque statement is taken to be serious. No matter how hard I tried on this site to look like a troll, I always fail...

any other sites like this?

At 8/30/08 04:18 AM, Paradox wrote: Surely I'm not the only person thinking that this looks strangely like an Encyclopedia Dramatica article.

Why yes. which is where I got the idea for all the linking.

Now that that's over with STAY ON TOPIC!!!!