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At 8/21/10 01:45 AM, SweetenBoy wrote: Unlike you I actually am a legal video game user and pay for my games. While my wallet may not like it, game developers will thank me :P

Since you couldn't give a shit about game developers, go troll on someone else post will ya :) Please and thanks

I wish everyone would pirate games from Nintendo so they would be like "Holy shit, we caynt keep da crack comin in wid dese sales! We need to come up wid sum new sheeyeet dawg and fayst!". Maybe we can get something besides rehashes of old games and gimmicky motion control casual games.

Did you compare it to a Japanese executioner because you're a weeaboo?

Hasn't the miniwheat guy been around forever talking about how when kids eat him they get better grades? Why are you just now angry about this?

At 8/21/10 12:03 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: Garbage whistle is best

HA HA IM A CAPITALIST

What the quota prevents is you +1ing your post count by bump spamming a shitty thread that nobody feels the need to reply to.

At 8/20/10 11:40 PM, sixflab wrote: I went to regular public school. Now I take classes at community college.

Ha ha you're a capitalist!

Examples?

At 8/20/10 10:09 PM, Drake wrote:

At 8/20/10 09:57 PM, arcansi wrote: I PUT 71 POINTS INTO BALANCE BECAUSE I AM A PRO BOOMKIN PVPER

Holy Paladin is where it's at!

o u bubble boys

At 8/20/10 09:44 PM, KeroKeroMario wrote:

At 8/20/10 09:42 PM, Gustavos wrote: That's SUPER Mario Galaxy 2 to YOU.

*wheeze*

Super Mario Galaxy 2 would've been DLC on any other console

I PUT 71 POINTS INTO BALANCE BECAUSE I AM A PRO BOOMKIN PVPER

norly

At 8/20/10 09:48 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

I'm pretty sure anaerobic microbes would've made it inedible after 11 years. Pics of you eating as proof please.

mre's can stay good for years and years. you have probably seen them in movies, it is what the armed forces usually eat in the field. they could stay good forever in theory.

Yes I know what MRE's are, but even air-tight and salted foods are eaten over time by bacteria that doesn't require oxygen or light.

At 8/20/10 09:33 PM, 111122223138 wrote: I just ate some 11 year old pot roast n veggies, and i must say it tasted better than a can of campbells beef n shit throw up

I'm pretty sure anaerobic microbes would've made it inedible after 11 years. Pics of you eating as proof please.

At 8/20/10 09:14 PM, 3Dspecs wrote:

At 8/20/10 09:10 PM, Slug-Gunner wrote: You must not have played the N64 version then.

I did when it came out. It was utter shit.

"Make dinosaurs extinct... again!" was on the back of the box it came in, that alone could have made any game great. I'll bet you never got any of the alien weapons because you didn't play it long enough.

At 8/20/10 09:13 PM, Oliver wrote: The fuck are you talking about? The 360 one was terrible.

Wrong.

Herp

At 8/20/10 09:16 PM, lron wrote: HP makes some shitty stuff, as well as not so good customer service, bu other than that it looks good.

Of course you could get a MUCH better one for the same price if it wasn't a laptop.

Ha ha you're a capitalist!

At 8/20/10 05:05 PM, Strategize wrote:

At 8/20/10 03:43 PM, arcansi wrote: Then Viking vs Samurai,

The mace would have obliterated anything behind that shield. The arm holding it will be completely disabled.

That's why you do not block blunt weapons like maces dead-on, it makes it easier to break the shield as well. If you block it at an angle as warriors were taught to do, the blow will glance off with relatively little damage.

Listen, what they do is directly compare the amount of kills per weapon of that class out of 1,000. They don't bother accounting for the ninja's stealthiness, or the vikings strength because one - that would take a long time and two - it's a show that compares weapons, not strength.

Well the host's take themselves seriously, and rather than being content with just comparing which weapons are better, they've started doing some "x-factor" shit which somehow weighs in on the final results.

Super Mario Galaxy 1 was better, I liked the thing they did with Rosalina and the star people and shit, for the first time a Mario game actually attempted to make sense.

I like things that make sense, don't hate

Man I always thought Bridget was one of the hottest characters in video game history.

it's okay to fap

I cannot be the only person that sees black rappers as sub-human.

Can't we talk about the good Turok? You know the one for N64?

Jesus Christ that game is stupid, I played through the first time and was some sand person and got executed by the police at the age of 34, second time I was in Japan and in 8 years there were 6 volcanic eruptions and the last one killed me and my family.

What, the fuck, is this game?

At 8/20/10 05:29 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote:

At 8/20/10 03:25 AM, arcansi wrote: Counterstrike, Team Fortress 2, and Killing Floor.

You can't like games you're a girl.

Also CoD4

MW2 is better but there are too many hackers. :(

Environmentalists don't know shit about shit, just pretend they don't exist.

At 8/20/10 05:11 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote:

At 8/20/10 11:39 AM, arcansi wrote: But then again if you get a kick out paying $50 for a disc with less than a gigabyte of work and buying from the horrendously over-priced Wii Shop Channel then by all means, don't get it all for free,

Typical pirating argument.

I never downloaded a console game like that before the Wii, mostly because aside from like 3 games, they are not anywhere near the asking price which can be used to buy a real game for one of the real consoles.

don't play DVD's on your Wii, don't store music on it, and don't watch Youtube on it.

A PC can play DVDs, Emulators, Music, and can watch Youtube with ease.

I forget that most people have their 60" tv in their rooms hooked up to their PCs, and not in the living room like most families. I don't know, but I'd rather just pop a DVD in the Wii than have to switch out the cables for the Xbox or PlayStation.

I suppose you could mod Brawl or some shit like that, but modding a fighting game sounds boring as hell.

You can also mod just about every other game out there, but I sense that we agree that there are only like 5 wii games worth playing.

Maybe he has cancer because you left the microwave open and the radiation fucked him up.

Good going, asshole.

So does that mean I make teenagers cream themselves whenever I walk into a room?

At 8/20/10 04:21 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Tarahloveshentai is hot and a redhead. You gots a problem with us as a people????

Don't kid yourself, there is not one attractive ginger male in the entire world.

At 8/20/10 02:46 PM, Duffi wrote:

At 8/20/10 01:54 PM, ChuckDude131 wrote: That's awesome. I really wanted to go to Tokyo because I wanted to leave this hell hole I've been living for 14 years.

So why is living in America so bad? And why Japan? All that fucking may-may get to your head, kid?

You don't understand, all because he's a fan of Asian children's cartoons doesn't mean it's abnormal for him to obsess over them!

or wait...

At 8/20/10 03:32 PM, Slacker996 wrote: Nah, We hate it because they obviously change the results

Or because this "battle simulation program developed by Slytherin Studios" is spread sheet ran through a game engine being developed by Slytherin Studios.

Also they don't seem to think a lot of things through... Like look at Pirate vs Knight where they determined that the knight's longsword was equal to the pirate's cutlass and gave them an "even" score, completely oblivious to the fact that the cutlass is a slashing weapon and would never cut through the knight's armor.

Then Viking vs Samurai, why the hell would they compare the viking's shield to the samurai mace, and give the mace the fucking edge? Sure the mace is a more practical weapon, but the pirate can fucking block with his shield and still use his motherfucking sword. Then they compared the throwing spears to the yumi bow, as if a viking would throw his shield down when his enemy brandishes a bow.

Somali Pirate vs Mexican Cartel, what the fuck are they doing giving the edge to a carbomb over and RPG? An RPG can be reloaded and shit, moved around, and aimed. All a carbomb does is blow up waaay more shit than you need and it can't be moved around unless a suicidal asshole tries to drive it.

Spartan vs Ninja. Yeah, I don't think a ninja would be able to beat a spartan, but the second that spartan got glass in his eye the ninja would kick his ass.

I realized how stupid the show was when they said a samurai could beat a viking, despite a height difference of like 2 feet.

At 8/20/10 03:06 PM, Chronamut wrote: all the redheads posted are actually auburns.. I think he is referring more to GINGERS.

Sup