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At 8/26/10 09:06 AM, TheBloxMaster wrote: 0:27 is the only good part in that clip. I repeated it about 20 times.

I almost chuckled, not because it's necessarily funny, but because I've wanted to do that to Fred on multiple occasions.

At 8/26/10 07:43 AM, NoxDexus wrote: Holy shit they have them in PINK!!!!!1

and up to 90% off asjkl;faskldjfa;slkdjfasdfa

John Cena is an actor, why are you giving him shit for doing his job?

360 is better than ps3

I clicked on the ad and it brought me to some website about "Deal of the Day" or whatever. It must be a glitch of some kind with adsense because it doesn't look like the kind of website that deals in pretty patties.

I always heard that if you can deal with the side-effects like glowing tongues and polkadotted thighs, then they're definitely worth trying. Kind of like cocaine and alcohol, just that they taste better.

Did that guy just call Mr. T a total nerd?

...who desperately wanted to take control of Jim Raynor and blast away the Zerg Gears-of-War-style instead of staying stuck in an armchair the entire game. It's true I'm not the biggest RTS fan, having the Command and Conquer franchise be the only one I really ever got into, but it just seemed like a story I really wanted to experience, but I was stuck on my hover-chair telling marines where to go the entire time. I mean, I swear every time I saw Tychus show up in his battle armor, I was like "Dayum, maybe that's what Starcraft: Ghost would've/will be like.".

And jesus christ, when you make it to Char and you're held up, and you see everyone there wearing half a tank and holding weapons the size of a man and holding off a relentless onslaught of hellish creatures, I just wanted to fucking go TPS/FPS on it and rip the spines off a Hydralisks face in stunning HD. Fuck the rebellion, I'm a one-person-army.

That's why you don't blow your girlfiend off to play ecksbawks.

y u run? i jus want eat u all

At 8/25/10 05:47 PM, Myst wrote:

At 8/25/10 05:41 PM, 3Dspecs wrote: Why were people so mad in the first place?

Since WoW, Blizzard is pretty bitchy/retarded regarding their internet features.

It's hard because Blizzard HQ and all it's offices are made of solid gold, and gold has a similar density to lead so it interrupts the signal and makes it really hard to work on their games and website.

At 8/25/10 07:12 PM, ryanson209 wrote:

At 8/25/10 06:55 PM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote: I'd fuck Misty hardcore, and then upload pictures of said fucking for the world to enjoy.

She's ten years old, dude.

The authorities have been alerted. Get out now.

My ass she's 10 years old.

At 8/25/10 06:03 PM, dragoswrath wrote: It would be kina cool. Think about it...

Our animals are pretty boring. Pokemon on the other hand are WAY cooler. You could raise them. Fight with them. Even ride them.

Do you live in a world where pets, chickens and horses don't exist?

Wtf is Nostalgia Chick on that list?

Anyone play the Fallout 3 beta from waaaay back when it was called Van Bueren? The real time combat version of the Fallout 1&2 engine kicked fucking ass. If they could implement *that* style of combat I would buy the the thing a 100 times over.

I've been told that the graphics don't matter if the gameplay is good but DAYUM

also it looks like a more boring version of farmville

Operation Anchorage Gary23 glitch faggots?

1. Find Gary23's corpse behind the Very Hard locked door in the outcast base.
2. Set his corpse on top of the simulation chair.
3. Go into sim, use ammo producer thing to get 99999999999999 of each ammo type.
4. When leaving sim, mash A until you open Gary23's inventory.
5. Put all your simulation items into Gary23.
6. ??????
7. After stepping out of sim, loot all ammo and indestructible items from Gary23.

At 8/22/10 02:26 AM, Snrm wrote: I am desperate for sex but i wouldn't go as far as to fuck a animal... thats wrong dude

I think you just offended every furry on newgrounds.

I wanna see the pms I've sent ffffffffffsdafasdffafasfd

Another stupid thread by Yamor.

It's hard to believe a kid would fuck a rabbit where anyone can see him, and I don't see how it would be possible to get a cow to suck your dick, seeing as how they don't have cheeks and could only gnaw on it.

Why the fuck would rabbit boy and cow man tell people in the first place?

Friended for lulz.

At 8/21/10 04:39 PM, Jackho wrote:

At 8/20/10 08:02 PM, 3Dspecs wrote:

At 8/20/10 08:00 PM, arcansi wrote: Can't we talk about the good Turok? You know the one for N64?

I think you mean the one for the 360. That is truly the king of Turok games.

I'm not the only person alive who thinks this?
Holy shit.

Both your opinions are wrong.

Sorry to be the one to say this.

Of course none of you weaboo americunts/eurofags have played Fallout 2. So I guess I'll have to step and be the one to say fuck JRPGs, western RPGs have always been superior.

Hark, thou wouldst hadst us confine we to the stocks? For noneother reasoning than too appease thine curiosities of the armor and weapons bestowed upon us by the lord? Thou willst be cast down from thine throne for this treachery, by the pope and the holy father I swear this.

Grats everyone who participated.

I have a feeling you guys are forgetting me.

At 8/21/10 09:11 PM, Falconpunchr wrote:

At 8/21/10 11:54 AM, Jackho wrote:

At 8/21/10 11:44 AM, Yokumashu wrote: download fee

fuck that shit

OH NOOO Now I haev 2 pay 10 dolurz to Microsuft 2 get a capmain that peepl put tons of wurtk into.

/shitty grammar

u don no wat ur talk abowt my mom sed she duz not guna by it 4 ten dollur an my parints don giv me alowanse

That's because all NGers are playing Halo 3 in anticipation of Reach. TF2 is old news.

Wait they vote in Australia? Don't they have more important things to do like hunting kangaroo with boomerangs and trying to keep the sting-rays from attacking?

At 8/21/10 02:13 AM, Samen wrote:

At 8/21/10 02:11 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:

It's not murder, it's euthanasia. It's mainly in place to prevent hospitals from overspending their socialized benefit funding, but in cases like Rhode Island it may be accelerated to stabilize population booms (like the one you guys are experiencing right now).
Typically, those selected a either very young, very old, about to go into a dangerous surgery or at risk of terminal illness. Your child is three of those four things.

I like how you're pushing this New World Order thing like it's the apocalypse or something, I can't tell if you're a troll or not but anywho. Why would America, or any country, fall away from the freedom and industry that's made us so powerful, and abandon the roman "bread and shows" method maintaining control?

It just seems stupid, and it's not like the world can't hold another billion people at the rate technology is advancing.

At 8/21/10 01:28 AM, LoliTastic wrote: I would say i love this country. But i do not think this country is superior to any other country (1st world terms). But goddam i love this country

In many other countries lolicon is illegal, but not in amurica! \(^0^)/~~