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At 8/10/10 02:00 AM, ZeroLuigi64 wrote:

At 8/9/10 10:57 PM, arcansi wrote: Illegal and seeing as how you can pick up an N64 for 2 bucks from any farmer's market, why not have the legit experience of blowing in the cartridge a hundred times and flicking the switch until it actually loads your game.

Project64 is not an illegal program and neither are said ROMs, as long as they're not being sold....
But yes, you could go to the farmers' market as well...

Nintendo still retains the legal copyright on all the software the Project64 runs. You're only allowed to make copies of the software for the purpose of backups, meaning if you don't own the cartridge, owning the ROM is illegal.

We've made it gentleman! Now's a time for celebration! The door will remain open... for now.

No one wants to make a flash for you. When people make flashes they like to use their own ideas.

Unless you're that fat bitch Runka-Chunk, but that's another story...

At 8/10/10 01:41 AM, Guest8792 wrote:

At 8/10/10 01:39 AM, arcansi wrote: we have Go Fish!, Monopoly, and Sorry! to keep you occupied.

Fuck this shit I'm dying instead of going in that dingy safe hole.

At 8/10/10 01:43 AM, LameDragonCrueV2 wrote: i'm not goin till u get jumanji.

WE'RE GETTING MORE GAMES NOW GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE!!1one!!1

The mods are offline and all the retards and 4chan outcasts are unleashing their stupidity on General! Quickly! Get inside and save yourself from what you may not be able to unsee/unread. Don't navigate away or you'll be at risk, don't F5 as that can trigger certain posts to appear, and for god's sakes, get in before I have to shut this door!

The door will reopen when the mods get back, until then, we have Go Fish!, Monopoly, and Sorry! to keep you occupied. Not to worry, the furries who are immune to radioactive stupidity have agreed to traverse the wasteland and bring us some new board games.

Stay strong NGers, we will get through this!

RS iz 4 ph4gs

They make handhelds that play N64 games now.

At 8/10/10 12:55 AM, ironraven24 wrote:

At 8/9/10 11:26 PM, arcansi wrote: Why not drop the pants off this thing and call it "FreeWoW"?

DotA is much, much different than WoW.

Though, I'll add that I think HoN is better than LoL.

Just an opinion.

I used to play DotA until it got fucking ruined by all the Koreans somehow getting to level 10 before I could get to level 5.

Besides, everyone knew HoSK was a better version of DotA anyways.

They never shave and they're like 4" on average, so why not just grow their pubic hair out and it can just hide in the bush like a midget rattlesnake?

After we beta test teh game do we have to compare cock sizes for the prizes? I don't understand your ranking system, but I assure you mine is over 12 inches.

At 8/10/10 12:36 AM, Alisbet wrote: Wii is a great console with it's motion-based controller and all. It makes you part of the game so to speak,

No, spastic Wiimote flails is not immersive. The split-second response times between man and machine by way of thumbs is faster and easier to lose yourself in. It's very difficult to begin to imagine yourself as the protagonist when you're always consciously flailing the Wiimote and wresting with the controls instead of the game.

Look at No More Heroes, why does it make you jerk off your lightsaber every 2 minutes? It's retarded and unnecessary.

and you can tell that there is few games intended for the hardcore audience in the mix. So, no complaining. Speaking of the Wii, I would like to have Portal 2 released for the system, that would be cool.

Portal 2 is going to be very graphic intensive, and anyone who has Portal on the PC knows the requirements to run that game on the highest settings are higher than the Wii's processing capabilities.

At 8/9/10 08:10 PM, sweet21 wrote:

At 8/9/10 07:55 PM, 1337-Ness wrote:
whats wrong with fps

You forgot the question mark, Also, i just don't like FPS games, all of them are so gray and boring, i like third person shooters better, i like Uncharted 2 and Gears of war, MW2 has an acceptable third person element but it's at such a bad angel it's kinda hard to see.

i just don't think they are fun, especially the online, fucking campers, and how the hell do i get knifed in the back so easily?!
Lastly though it just has to be the annoying bullshit where when im about to die it gets harder to see.
They should make it so that when dying i can at least still SEE.
FPS games stopped being cool when the 360 came out.

When I spoke for you I thought the issue was closed. But no, you had to come in here and lie and bitch and make up shit that doesn't even make sense. I know why you hate FPS and the 360 more than you do, scroll up.

At 8/10/10 12:16 AM, ParadoxVoid wrote: The main issue is that the Wii just doesn't have any guts behind it, and that's what a lot of modern games rely on, graphical abilities aside. The ability to keep track of thousands of objects, be they particles, players or other physics-based interactive items, the lack of power in the Wii means that things of this nature have to be nerfed to oblivion, for the console to manage a half-decent framerate.

Compare Dead Rising on the Xbox 360 to it's "wiimake" Dead Rising: Chop Til You Drop. The amount of zombies looks like it was reduced by about 90%.

At 8/9/10 03:04 PM, irononyrobot wrote: Only in Japan...

It was developed in Los Angeles and the narrator is british.

Where the fuck are you getting Japan from?

At 8/9/10 11:59 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: when I was a kid I confused the meaning of the words prostitute and politician

Pretty funny thinking about it. :D

What about "Cannon ball" and "Cannibal"?

Bill isn't fat, he fought Charlie in 'nam!

At 8/9/10 07:24 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: When considering that G4 actually has hosts for certain shows that sometimes talk about games or technology, I've probably watched once or twice then disregarded it.

X-Play is simply too fucking short and AotS can't stay focused. Now that Cheat and Portal are gone, they're the only two gaming shows on the network.

The hosts are either douchebags or hot girls who would normally never talk about video games but none the less their used for eye candy thinking that nerds will tune in because it's a hot girl talking about games.

Olivia Munn even admitted to knowing really nothing about video games in her Playboy interview. The slut got the job because she's a pair of tits, that's it.

I tried to watch their coverage of E4 but it was just a joke and they treated it like a red carpet event for the game designers than a coverage of the games.

It was unbearable, I just went to gametrailers and watched their people cover it.

I saw these "hosts" at Comic Con and realized everything they do on the show is staged obviously. But even at Comic Con they have a teleprompter and that tells them when to rev up the crowd or make a joke. It's just annoying to see that they have handlers and their payed to be tacky show hosts,

This.

Can we use action replay and masterball your pokemon?

At 8/9/10 11:31 PM, DemonicDuo wrote: mac

That's why

Why not drop the pants off this thing and call it "FreeWoW"?

At 8/9/10 11:06 PM, thenewbies wrote: nya.

It's a pity the "girls" you meet online never look like paid models.

Everytime I go to a baseball a game I change seats according to the batter's dominant hand. If he's left handed, I move to a seat closer to the left side, and vise-versa. I hope eventually, I will be hit by either a bat exploding or slipping out the batter's hands and I can get enough money to live comfortably without having to take on a second job.

At 8/9/10 10:56 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: To get him back, I put some brilliant porn on, around half an hour ago and he woke up watching two guys pounding each other with the force of 10 JCB's.

You're pretty gay for knowing how to find gay porn on PPV.

At 8/9/10 10:54 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Of course you're talking about downloading Project64 and asking where you could acquire games for said program, right? Because, you know, that would be the SENSIBLE thing to do.

Illegal and seeing as how you can pick up an N64 for 2 bucks from any farmer's market, why not have the legit experience of blowing in the cartridge a hundred times and flicking the switch until it actually loads your game.

At 8/9/10 09:16 PM, CompleteDouche wrote: Hate to break it to you, but the classic controller sucks. Nintendo's best controller was the NES one, and that even sucked unless you had square hands. Nintendo never made a good controller.

Gamecube controller would like a word with you mother fucker.

She was actually quite gentle because it was my first time. I had never had prior experiences with submission during intercourse, and I really didn't know what to expect from it. I did have a good time though and I might even try it again sometime in the future.

At 8/9/10 10:18 PM, l0vemetal wrote: I think of that old Toonami mascot guy.

You know, before they rebuilt him 81 times and just gave up altogether.

TOM-2 was the most bad ass incarnation of TV-hosts ever created.

MySpace Tom.

I heard you can see Russia from Alaska.

If I was rich I would do it, because rich people are either gay or jewish and have nothing to lose in terms of masculinity anyways.