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At 8/13/10 11:05 AM, RobotTaco wrote: atai wa kawaii bijin desuyone? onani shite kudasai ^_^

So desune? ^_^

At 8/13/10 10:29 AM, Livin-Legend wrote: First off, Rare isn't making any games from Nintendo anymore, they're only make games for Microsoft.

I was actually just referring to their track record of nothing but remakes, and now Goldeneye is getting a remake.

Second off, yes it should look a lot like the original as it is a REMAKE. Third off, the Wii does have terrible FPS, that's why they're digging up this and making a remake because it's one of the best FPS ever,

It's true it revolutionized the genre, but it's nowhere near as enjoyable by today's standards as something like Halo or Resistance. Starcraft reinvented the RTS genre, and stood as a timeless classic that is still enjoyable to this day. Bust out your old Nintendo and try to find 3 other friends that will get together with you and play Goldeneye even though it stopped being fun about 10 years ago.

you think they'd make a new James Bond FPS, but no they're making Goldeneye because everyone knows Goldeneye by the game, not the movie. And last off, I think it personally looks fun.

You'll buy the game, and support the notion that video game developers don't need original ideas, stunning graphics, or solid gameplay, and that all they need to do is rehash a once-successful title and profit just as well.

At 8/13/10 10:24 AM, RobotTaco wrote: I like you, friend. We should totally be Facebook friends.

I'll totally give you all my dox.

At 8/13/10 10:19 AM, RobotTaco wrote:

At 8/13/10 10:17 AM, arcansi wrote: Then there's also the chance your a fat-ugly-bitch on her period that rips apart weeaboos to feel better about herself.

Man, I don't even know what's going on anymore. Why the hatred, man? I thought we were friends.

I've known many people that tear up weaboos on the internet. I've known many guys who posed as females on the internet. The two together? Not very often, and I'll help maintain your habitat so that your kind may thrive rather than face extinction.

At 8/13/10 10:10 AM, RobotTaco wrote:

At 8/13/10 10:08 AM, arcansi wrote:

Now if your reply was sarcasm and you'd acknowledge the fact that you are a weeaboo prior to this post, I apologize.

Actually, no. My mother taught me the language when I was young. I'm a second-generation immigrant.

It's hard enough to believe your a female on a BBS where nearly any identity can be assumed due to anonymity. But now you're a second-generation Japanese girl that hates weeaboos and frequents the NG BBS.

Somehow I get this feeling that you're either posing as a Japanese girl to add weight to your claims when you pose your hatred for anime, or because you are a weeaboo IRL and try to press this internet persona that you modeled after something you love (in your case, Japanese girls) while pretending to hate it to escape the persecution you experience for being a weeaboo irl.

Then there's also the chance your a fat-ugly-bitch on her period that rips apart weeaboos to feel better about herself.

At 8/13/10 10:02 AM, RobotTaco wrote:

At 8/13/10 09:59 AM, Yudios wrote: ^ Weaboo (Y)

Bitch, I've been to Japan. I can read the maps without those goddamn English translations.

From this sentence I can assume you've never lived in Japan and had merely visited. Yet somehow you still managed to memorize characters in one of the more complicated alphabets in the world and learn enough of the language itself to navigate using a full Japanese map.

So obviously you didn't pick up that much Japanese during your vacation there, and when you weigh in the facts that you actually studied the language over something more practical like Spanish or Chinese, and that you have a signature written in moon-speak, the only conclusion you can draw is that you are in fact a weeaboo.

Now if your reply was sarcasm and you'd acknowledge the fact that you are a weeaboo prior to this post, I apologize.

At 8/13/10 09:54 AM, Yudios wrote:

:I only really go here for the BBS, because it's funny and it's interesting. Like I said in a previous post, it's like a watered down version of /b/ +9001 underage b&'s.

I fucking guarantee you that /b/ has more underage users than Newgrounds does. Hence the newfaggotry that makes up the cancer that is killing /b/.

At 8/13/10 09:46 AM, Utilitarian wrote: Have you considered moving to Japan, the swastika ( well okay backward ) is a sign for peace, so maybe move to Japan and walk backwards for the rest of your life, and everyone will know your name.

Then he'd be forced to marry a Japanese woman that sounds like an ewok every time she talks, and has a set of vaginas on her face in place of eye sockets.

At 8/13/10 09:35 AM, LightYagami16 wrote:

At 8/13/10 09:23 AM, Narusegawa wrote:

At 8/13/10 08:25 AM, RobotTaco wrote: You do realize that otakus and the like are looked down upon in Japanese society and everyone thinks they're crazy serial killers who live with their moms, right?

kawaii desu desu watashi wa nihonjin desu ^_^

Haha I think they are creepy but a lot of people don't find them scary in Japan actually <(^n^) .. beats me.

One, Robot Taco could you tellme what tihis means "kawaii desu desu watashi wa nihonjin desu"

What you're literally saying there is "[It] is is cute I am Japanese". Not sure what you meant by that, but it sounded pretty gay nonetheless.

And Two, we Otaku are simply misunderstood people who rebel against the norm. Which reminds me if you're "Normal" then you don't need to be here. Normal people are just fucking boring.

Normal people have more interaction with other people, real people are less predictable than the cookie-cutter storyline portrayed in nearly every single piece of Japanese media. Also normal people get to engage in normal sex with average to attractive people.

It takes all kinds of people to make this world. Otaku will always be around whether people like it or not. Just like I hate to admit it but as long as there are unintentional stupid people, there will be grade F stupid people.

What is the difference between an "unintentional stupid" person, and a "grade F stupid" person? The former would refer to somebody who was mistakenly made into a stupid person, suggesting they were dropped on their head or loss brain function to heavy drug abuse. The latter is too vague to hold any real meaning, it's a well-known fact that the school system doesn't award the most intelligent, but the ones that do the most work.

I don't mind the unintentional stupid people because they have some common sense. I just hate the Fucking retarded people. These type of people are so stupid they in reality need this for a store sign, "Open 7 days a week, Sundays too"

That quote you have right there is actually an effective piece of advertising, not that I'd expect anyone who willingly dons the title of "otaku" to understand. The "Sundays too" part at the end of the quote is to emphasize the fact that unlike other stores, they remain open on days when most stores would otherwise be closed.

At 8/12/10 09:24 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: What if the person they're following goes up stairs?

Or down the escalator.

Like holy shit, I made a pact with myself that I would not buy Move or Kinect.

But I made that when I thought all gimmicky motion games were lame, but now I see that I'll have to break a serious commitment I had made to myself and buy Move just for this game. Maybe this is how Oprah felt, after she promised herself she would lose weight, only to push many species closer to extinction with her voracious eating habits.

Whether or not I'll be able to trust myself again remains to be seen, and I'm afraid of what effect this might have on my self-confidence in the long run.

I thought that stuffed was used to destroy the ozone layer.

<BALEETED>

Someone post a screencap please.

What if you leave it turned all the way up, but you take off your headphones?

At 8/13/10 08:18 AM, LightYagami16 wrote: I wish to ask all Otaku to reply in this anime topic area. By Otaku I mean an Anime fan, not the original meaning.

What's anime? Is that some kind of nerd thing?

Donkey Kong Country was a great game, so was the Super Mario Bros. trilogy, and yes Goldeneye 007 did revolutionize the FPS genre. But apparently Nintendo and it's exclusive developers are all out of original ideas, and are simply feeding us the same games with a graphical update and some wiimote gimmicks. They know that their neanderthal fanbase can't wait to suck the delicious teat of nostalgia once more.

But Goldeneye 007 has taken it way too far. Name one Wii FPS exclusive that has been even half as successful as Halo, CoD, or Resistance. There isn't one. The Wii is marred by it's terrible processing power, and every Wii FPS ('cept Metroid) looks like shit and even ports of good FPS look and feel terrible on the Wii. But now they've dug up a legendary FPS and are gonna shit all over it's memory with what will be a mediocre FPS that will be shunned by everyone with one of the better consoles.

Just scroll down and look at that screenshot. It almost seems as if they're using the same models and textures from the original N64 title, I mean how else can you explain such a putrid, ugly looking game that will actually be released later than games with eye-sex graphics like Reach and Uncharted 2. It's said that graphics don't make the game, but we all know the gameplay will just be an attempt to clone Prime 3.

Good job Rare, seems you really went to shit after the N64 died. All we got after the N64 was a remake of Conker, Banjo, Perfect Dark, and now a remake of Goldeneye. Go suck a dick you faggots, come back when you've rehired your originality directors.

At 8/13/10 06:19 AM, MrPercie wrote: There seems to be a very strong divide in the opinions if you havent noticed

There will always be faggots that believe any change from a working formula can only make the game worse. These people are the reason we get things like New Super Mario Bros. and the new Donkey Kong Country game, and why Zelda hasn't changed at all since 1999.

These are the same people who ignore the fact that Systemshock was set it in deep space, and 2K Games took a risk changing the setting to an underwater city, but they completely blew us away with one of the best games of the decade. Now, changing an underwater city to a flying city is definitely something this studio can pull off.

some think its THE shit, others think it IS shit

But I have the admit it does look a little bit silly just because you had an underwater city that we must have a flying city which is just the opposite.

That's one of the appeals of their series, it always takes place in fantastic locales. From a space ship to an underwater city, to a floating city. I don't believe it had anything to do with trying to do the opposite of Bioshock, I think they just needed a terrific setting for the new game.

But I think I heard this has zero revalance to the other bioshock games and they were just trying to make another game with simlar bioshock gameplay mechanics but with a hole new history, story and theme.

Systemshock and Bioshock had entirely different story lines, settings, and characters, but they were some of the greatest examples of gameplay innovation in their time. You can see Bioshock: Infinite as a step towards a new fantastic setting with all the same epic gameplay that this company has treated us to over the years.

if you compare the Big Daddy with the Infinite equilivant that seems to have a robotic hand and a brain instead of a man inside a suit then you can see its different.

Change isn't always bad.

At 8/10/10 06:05 AM, JordanD wrote:

At 8/10/10 05:46 AM, arcansi wrote:

At 8/10/10 05:06 AM, JordanD wrote: I found this to be pretty amusing

Basically, when Microsoft can't up-talk their own products, they just bash the other guy! In this case, Apple.

"Hi I'm a mac, I'm trendy, attractive, and don't get viruses"

"And I'm a PC, I'm fat, geeky, never get laid, and I crash all the time."

Oh come on, you don't see the difference between poking fun at a PC in a commercial, and writing on a website "Mac's don't work properly" ?

In those "get a mac" ads, they never insulted PC's, they up-talked Mac's and made it humorous.

Here are the points brought up throughout the entire "I'm a mac" advertizing campaign

-PC gets viruses
-PC gets spyware
-PC can't be used right out of the box
-PC comes preloaded with trial software
-PC freezes a lot
-PC asks "Are you sure?" a lot
-PC can't make hip videos with iMovie
-PC is being abandon for Macintosh

Points brought up on Microsoft's page

-Mac's don't come with BluRay
-Mac's can't be hooked up directly to a TV
-Mac's can't interact with Xbox 360
-Mac's can't play most games
-Mac's can't run most software
-Mac files aren't compatible with a majority of machines
-Mac has worse photosharing
-Mac can't connect to as many machines as PC

YEP, BIG DIFFERENCE THERE. MICROSOFT IS AN ASSHOLE

At 8/10/10 06:00 AM, Theangryman wrote: the controllers for the Wii are moderate as such, but think about the audience Nintendo try to appeal to.
plus, if you want hard-core games then buy the Metroid Prime Trilogy (probably the only epic game Nintendo made) and play on hyper-mode (now dat sum hard shiz).

Metroid Prime was made by Texans.

At 8/10/10 05:06 AM, JordanD wrote: I found this to be pretty amusing

Basically, when Microsoft can't up-talk their own products, they just bash the other guy! In this case, Apple.

"Hi I'm a mac, I'm trendy, attractive, and don't get viruses"

"And I'm a PC, I'm fat, geeky, never get laid, and I crash all the time."

At 8/10/10 03:40 AM, NightPhoenixAshes wrote: Yeah but the 64 was before nintendo decided "hey let's totaly fuck our hardcore games and appeal to old people and six year olds". Faggets. I hate how everyhings about money and nothings about letting everyone have fun.

Nintendo has never appealed to the hardcore market.

At 8/10/10 02:49 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: WHERE'S THAT EVAC, GODDAMMIT!

Coast is clear, how's your squad?

At 8/10/10 03:10 AM, RobotTaco wrote: I'm one of those. :)

You're not even a real person, you're a communist who conveys messages through your chinese sig.

@OP What is appealing about redneck culture? The incest? NASCAR? Bad teeth? Poverty? Trailers?

At 8/10/10 02:56 AM, EtchASketchClock wrote: I AM IMPACT

I dare say, best RPG on the N64, and it's sequel was the best two-player game on the console.

At 8/10/10 02:45 AM, LeroyJ wrote:

At 8/10/10 02:41 AM, arcansi wrote: Prove it's not from google.

'Kay.

Prove you didn't buy it.

At 8/10/10 02:43 AM, mario-dude wrote: WE CAN'T LEAVE THOSE SOLDIERS WHO ARE BATTLING THE TROLL LEGION OUT THERE BY THEMSELVES!!!
I CAN'T ABANDON THEM! *blows the door up and escapes*

And the PSwii60 is actually pretty overated tbh.

WE SHUT THE DOOR WITH YOU OUTSIDE IT MOTHERFUCKER! YOU AND YOU'RE RECKLESS WAYS ARE GONNA GET YOU KILLED!

We'll be in here playing Gears of Resistance Galaxy while you think about what you've done!

ps3 suks

Prove it's not from google.

At 8/10/10 02:37 AM, mario-dude wrote: Shit! We have a man down! I repeat, we have a man down!
Fuck man we have absolutely no weapons, No wonder we are losing this battle.

QUICK, SOMEBODY GO TO THE VIDEO GAMES FORUM AND ASK FOR SOME IMAGINARY GUNS AND SHIT!!1!

ARE YOU OUT OF YOU'RE MIND?! WE JUST GOT PSWii60 HOOKED UP! WE CAN RIDE THIS THING OUT BEHIND THE BLAST DOORS! STAY THE FUCK IN HERE!

Also Jumanji and Twister arrived for those two guys that wanted it.

GET THE FUCK BACK IN HERE PEOPLE IT AIN'T OVER YET RIG WAS JUST CHECKING OUT LOVEKAVI'S LOLI THREAD!

We're still in danger!