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My left arm,i should jerk off more with it! :(

To end his weed addiction give him some cocaine and he will never touch a weed againg in his life!

No problem by the way!

''Santa why are you touching me?'' is my fave!

You sound black!

Thats like the 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000TH time i hear this...

Solution!

At 12/2/10 04:34 PM, MoriChax wrote: My orgasms are a real mystery.

Ur a girl Mori you get them in ur mouth!

At 12/2/10 04:24 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

At 12/2/10 03:49 PM, Killinkyle wrote:
like this

Wrong.
Like this.

WRONG,WRONG,WRONG!

This is how we trully do it!

At 12/2/10 04:21 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 12/2/10 04:18 PM, arbiterg wrote:

At 12/2/10 04:16 PM, LaForge wrote: Trying to cash in on my success, are we? That's low, man.

My last orgasm was 2 days ago when I had sex with a friend of mine. It was awkward and rather unpleasant. I think we're dating now, but I'd have to confirm that with her.

It was a ''HE'' you were probably drunk and tought it was a ''SHE''!

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... and it's made even worse because Christians hate gays.

I dont hate gays i was gonna fuck a guy's asshole today but i didnt coz i discovered he was a jew! :)

At 12/2/10 04:16 PM, LaForge wrote: Trying to cash in on my success, are we? That's low, man.

My last orgasm was 2 days ago when I had sex with a friend of mine. It was awkward and rather unpleasant. I think we're dating now, but I'd have to confirm that with her.

It was a ''HE'' you were probably drunk and tought it was a ''SHE''!

At 12/2/10 04:12 PM, pupuhugr wrote: Has anyone else seen this short film by David Lynch? It freaked the hell out of me.

Nope i dont watch crap,i just produce it and u watch it!

At 12/2/10 04:09 PM, Falonefal wrote:

At 12/2/10 04:09 PM, gr8job wrote:

At 12/2/10 04:06 PM, Kaneda-X wrote:

At 12/2/10 04:05 PM, killaboy69 wrote: Shitty parody thread is shitty.

I'm original.

you're a slut

You're a toilet plunger.

And i am a nazi!

*ORGASMES*

I just orgasmed on ur post OP!

YOUR WELCOME :)

At 12/2/10 03:57 PM, Falonefal wrote:

At 12/2/10 03:56 PM, The-Great-One wrote:

At 12/2/10 03:53 PM, arbiterg wrote: WOW If he really is a jew then NVM i dont want to fuck is asshole any more........

I'm part Jewish you arrogant prick.

Yea don't fuck his asshole, he has gas.

lololololololololololollolololololololol olololollololololololololo

LOL Thakns dude your comment made my day i fell form my chair laughing!

And no i dont plan to fuck is asshole anymore i got dignity for my cock!

At 12/2/10 03:50 PM, Kaneda-X wrote:

At 12/2/10 03:47 PM, Im-An-Asshole wrote:

Jew.

WOW If he really is a jew then NVM i dont want to fuck is asshole any more........

If you look like this then yes you are one...

Hey Mori can i use you as my Lightcycle??? ;)

A gun that shoots testicles,MHHHH TESTICLES!!!

Your mom is probably blonde!

Well as the sex master that i am i got these tips for you fuck head!

1:Cut your dick off.

2:Put a grocery bag on your slut's face (when having sex).

3:Jerk the fuck off N00b.

4:Shoot your dick off.

5:Pay a surgeon to Re-do your ugly girlfriend.

HO DAME IT!

When i saw the title i tought you ment this....

Well i blame you all for this coz if the nazis had won the war we would all be living in peace today with no terrorists trying to blow us a hole in the ass!

Any commercial with these 2 assholes!

At 11/30/10 06:03 PM, canadian745 wrote: Does anyone think given Kim Jong Ils health that he secretly wears diapers?

Answer : No he never wears any thing under his pants!

Today is ASS day!

The same way as i died in my previouse life....

Picture sais it all...

At 11/29/10 09:36 PM, k6ka wrote: Who's texting to me? And who's this guy? And how did he get my cell phone number???

I may have a theory to that............

Yet it can get worse....

This thread just got intresting......

I am BAT MAN!

Thats rigth motherfuckers i WIN!!!