Monster Racer Rush
Select between 5 monster racers, upgrade your monster skill and win the competition!
4.17 / 5.00 3,223 ViewsBuild and Base
Build most powerful forces, unleash hordes of monster and control your soldiers!
3.79 / 5.00 3,779 ViewsAsk her to play a quick little game of ''HIDE THE SAUSAGE'' with you!!!
At 10/24/09 01:17 AM, arbiterg wrote: Have a 29 inch dick!
I mean I WOULD touche my 29 inch dick WITH IT!
Or go do holes in his condoms and then see the look on his face wen hel have baby puke allover the little prick's shirt!
At 10/24/09 01:07 AM, 95688kage wrote:At 10/24/09 01:06 AM, arbiterg wrote: Disipline?........As in old fashion disipline?Are you suggesting bondage?
Herm............Mabeeeee!!!
Disipline?........As in old fashion disipline?
At 10/24/09 12:37 AM, Yoshiboshi3 wrote: About to go into it.
If your bad they will bring you into the teacher's quarters and you will be forced to have sex with evrione!
EVRY,SINGLE,ONE!!!
Have fun MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
At 10/24/09 12:22 AM, Thimbles wrote:At 10/24/09 12:21 AM, arbiterg wrote: I was once in a buss with that hot shick and ther was no place to sit for her so she did sit down on my lap and then she farted and my dick rised like a rocket!!! it was like super BONNER!I'm inclined to believe this. That's just too funny.
Well like my father always use to tell me! ''If thers no grass in the field,play ball and if thers no grass PLAY IN THE MUD!!!''
Well like my father always use to tell me! ''If thers no grass in the field,play ball and if thers no grass PLAY IN THE MUD!''
I was once in a buss with that hot shick and ther was no place to sit for her so she did sit down on my lap and then she farted and my dick rised like a rocket!!! it was like super BONNER!
Hey are you gonna send me a post card from hell?
I wana fuck with each and evri one of them!
At 10/4/09 11:21 AM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote:
GTFOHow would you know i have sex with plenty of animals like Tigers,bears,scorpions,spiders,elephants ,worms,lions and turtles!At 10/4/09 02:15 AM, arbiterg wrote: i had sex with a female tiger!!!That never happened and never will happen.
And if i dont whats gonna hapend?
At 10/4/09 11:14 AM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote:At 10/4/09 02:15 AM, arbiterg wrote: i had sex with a female tiger!!!That never happened and never will happen.
How would you know i have sex with plenty of animals like Tigers,bears,scorpions,spiders,elephants ,worms,lions and turtles!
When mi dick started to talk to me after i had sex with a female tiger!!!
i did and i will vote evry day acsept wen i go to vacation
No one gives a fuck Indiana Jones sucks ass!
Peapol who make posts on NG!!!
The soviets have the best anthem in the world listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uPB_yyQl fI&feature=channel_page
I wana have sex with american women!
At 9/14/09 09:00 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: God fucking dammit.
Thoughts on our impending death from massive hemorrhaging?
U said ''We're fucked'' but were? ass,pussy,mouth,ears?
Ya beign Canadian is boring all i do all day is jack off on frozen porn journals,play on my oiled power PC,hunt moose and sit in my beaver plet hokey jeursey!!!!!
At 9/14/09 08:22 PM, andale524 wrote:At 9/14/09 08:20 PM, arbiterg wrote: masturbationroomwhere is that and what does it look like in there? i have never heard of someone having a masturbation room for the purpose of masturbating
Well its a room with sex machines built in, to make you cumm in about 40 seconds i barly use it now sins i lost my virginity i havent eaven enterd that room!!!
Ya i hate living in iglues!!!!
No i dont smoke,i love my life!!!
well let me start in my locker,shelf,computer,pants,room,bathroo m,masturbationroom,yard,garage,car,house ,office i could go on but ama stop her!
Sex is the only thing WORTH LIVING!
Your mum is better!
Becaus now i am stairing at the balls of a buffalo.