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Response to: So, an azn likes me. Posted October 24th, 2009 in General

Ask her to play a quick little game of ''HIDE THE SAUSAGE'' with you!!!

Response to: If you had a 3rd arm? Posted October 24th, 2009 in General

At 10/24/09 01:17 AM, arbiterg wrote: Have a 29 inch dick!

I mean I WOULD touche my 29 inch dick WITH IT!

Response to: If you had a 3rd arm? Posted October 24th, 2009 in General

Have a 29 inch dick!

Response to: A kid on my street needs disipline Posted October 24th, 2009 in General

Or go do holes in his condoms and then see the look on his face wen hel have baby puke allover the little prick's shirt!

Response to: A kid on my street needs disipline Posted October 24th, 2009 in General

At 10/24/09 01:07 AM, 95688kage wrote:
At 10/24/09 01:06 AM, arbiterg wrote: Disipline?........As in old fashion disipline?
Are you suggesting bondage?

Herm............Mabeeeee!!!

Response to: A kid on my street needs disipline Posted October 24th, 2009 in General

Disipline?........As in old fashion disipline?

A kid on my street needs disipline

Response to: Is High School balls? Posted October 24th, 2009 in General

At 10/24/09 12:37 AM, Yoshiboshi3 wrote: About to go into it.

If your bad they will bring you into the teacher's quarters and you will be forced to have sex with evrione!

EVRY,SINGLE,ONE!!!

Have fun MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Response to: When a girl sits on my lap Posted October 24th, 2009 in General

At 10/24/09 12:22 AM, Thimbles wrote:
At 10/24/09 12:21 AM, arbiterg wrote: I was once in a buss with that hot shick and ther was no place to sit for her so she did sit down on my lap and then she farted and my dick rised like a rocket!!! it was like super BONNER!
I'm inclined to believe this. That's just too funny.

Well like my father always use to tell me! ''If thers no grass in the field,play ball and if thers no grass PLAY IN THE MUD!!!''

Response to: I was driving to the museum... Posted October 24th, 2009 in General

Well like my father always use to tell me! ''If thers no grass in the field,play ball and if thers no grass PLAY IN THE MUD!''

Response to: When a girl sits on my lap Posted October 24th, 2009 in General

I was once in a buss with that hot shick and ther was no place to sit for her so she did sit down on my lap and then she farted and my dick rised like a rocket!!! it was like super BONNER!

Response to: School Posted October 24th, 2009 in General

Or add more punching bags A.K.A NERDS!!!

School

Response to: I can't wait to die! Posted October 24th, 2009 in General

Hey are you gonna send me a post card from hell?

Response to: What do you think of Asians? Posted October 5th, 2009 in General

I wana fuck with each and evri one of them!

Response to: Most scared you've ever been? Posted October 5th, 2009 in General

At 10/4/09 11:21 AM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote:
At 10/4/09 02:15 AM, arbiterg wrote: i had sex with a female tiger!!!
That never happened and never will happen.
How would you know i have sex with plenty of animals like Tigers,bears,scorpions,spiders,elephants ,worms,lions and turtles!
GTFO

And if i dont whats gonna hapend?

Response to: Most scared you've ever been? Posted October 4th, 2009 in General

At 10/4/09 11:14 AM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote:
At 10/4/09 02:15 AM, arbiterg wrote: i had sex with a female tiger!!!
That never happened and never will happen.

How would you know i have sex with plenty of animals like Tigers,bears,scorpions,spiders,elephants ,worms,lions and turtles!

Response to: Most scared you've ever been? Posted October 4th, 2009 in General

When mi dick started to talk to me after i had sex with a female tiger!!!

Response to: Do You Want To Be An Ng God? Posted October 4th, 2009 in General

i did and i will vote evry day acsept wen i go to vacation

Response to: Indiana Jones 5? Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

No one gives a fuck Indiana Jones sucks ass!

Response to: People Who Suck, and why Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

Peapol who make posts on NG!!!

Response to: You can't kill off Communists Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

The soviets have the best anthem in the world listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uPB_yyQl fI&feature=channel_page

Response to: You can't kill off Americans. Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

I wana have sex with american women!

Response to: Lujo virus. We're fucked. Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

At 9/14/09 09:00 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: God fucking dammit.

Thoughts on our impending death from massive hemorrhaging?

U said ''We're fucked'' but were? ass,pussy,mouth,ears?

Response to: I hate living in Canada Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

Ya beign Canadian is boring all i do all day is jack off on frozen porn journals,play on my oiled power PC,hunt moose and sit in my beaver plet hokey jeursey!!!!!

Response to: where is your porn? Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

At 9/14/09 08:22 PM, andale524 wrote:
At 9/14/09 08:20 PM, arbiterg wrote: masturbationroom
where is that and what does it look like in there? i have never heard of someone having a masturbation room for the purpose of masturbating

Well its a room with sex machines built in, to make you cumm in about 40 seconds i barly use it now sins i lost my virginity i havent eaven enterd that room!!!

Response to: I hate living in Canada Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

Ya i hate living in iglues!!!!

Response to: How many cigarettes do you smoke? Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

No i dont smoke,i love my life!!!

Response to: where is your porn? Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

well let me start in my locker,shelf,computer,pants,room,bathroo m,masturbationroom,yard,garage,car,house ,office i could go on but ama stop her!

Response to: men like sex more then women? Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

Sex is the only thing WORTH LIVING!

Response to: For only the true thrash fans... Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

Your mum is better!

Response to: Buffalo Bills Posted September 14th, 2009 in General

Becaus now i am stairing at the balls of a buffalo.