Keep the list going, I intend to make this hilarious.
- Your car is on fire, but have no fear of having it explode since all you have to do is type a cheat
- You kill people on a regular basis, and have the police ignore you constantly
- Even though you're carrying an RPG, the police officer walking next to you ignores you
- There are no children
- There are no pregnant women
- There are no animals
- Radios and ads are stereotypical of modern-day America
- You can find guns behind buildings, trees, and garages
- You can respray and fix your destroyed car in less than 4 seconds using a mod garage
- You can always know when the police is after you
- People's heads dissapear when you shoot them in the head
- If you follow a car around the city, you'll discover it only runs around aimlessly
- Tanks are in-destructable
- Flips, high jumps, and wall climbs are nothing if you're riding in a Sanchez bike
- All black cops are in bikes. All white cops are in cars.
- You can learn any sport by just watching what your instructor says
- You have no muscle, yet you can burst a car into flames using your fists
- There are never any customers in a barber salon or tattoo parlor
Keep it going!