At 1/10/06 03:55 PM, Kaabi wrote: ass kisser.

Oh please, making a photoshop thread about someone makes me an asskisser.

At 12/27/05 03:38 PM, Viper_Studios wrote: sheeeeit... if you got a big penis. You insert and slowely exert and the woman will be squirting everywhere. The girl will be like wow he got me to cum real quick hes so good and you will have barely of done anything.

If only people would realize that sex isn't an important part of the relationship.

At 12/27/05 03:37 PM, -Tim- wrote: This is going to turn into a flame war, because no one read the long part.

And you're 20+ posts late :)

Sure, you may be getting a bigger dick, but what about your balls? How can you be so sure that your penis will be in proportion to your testicles?

At 12/27/05 03:28 PM, deck_head_tottie wrote: Why would I be joking about something as serious as this?

Hahaha, <3

lol @ people who think having a larger penis is better.

Did he hit you with his level 30 spear?

He eerily resembles that kid that cried over his smashed Gamecube.

YOU'RE SO COOL! YOU'RE SUCH A REBEL!

But seriously, folks. There is no such thing as bad taste in music. It's a straight fact. You can't deny it.

At 12/27/05 02:41 PM, StONeD_SiLEiGHtY wrote: why do you keep doing eminems songs?
do like snoop dogg or somethin.

I used Eminem because his songs are easy to edit. Not only that, but you can actually UNDERSTAND what he's saying.

Yeah, it's called "waiting".

Most online stores don't ship anywhere other than the UK and America.

At 12/27/05 02:14 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: probably not. I don't know anybody who could do all that shit when they're high. If he was that high, he'd be too lazy to type.

But I'm not cool enough for drugs.

This would have been so much better if everyone would had shut up after I answered the question.

What a sad, sad young man you are.

At 12/27/05 01:57 PM, Phearr wrote: Omg that rapped sucked

I challenge you to make a better one.

Was a post deleted here?

At 12/27/05 01:52 PM, Magical_Mp3 wrote: Nice! But why do you always make fun of Platinum?

You're too new to know.

1 gigabit - 128 megabytes.

At 12/27/05 01:48 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: You forgot to link to mary's profile.

lol

BUT YOU GOT THE IDEA, right?

Guess who's fat?
Fat again
Mary's fat
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone to the dance floor, to the dance floor, to the dance floor.
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright stop, it's hammertime.

Come here little kiddies
On my lap
Guess who's fat with some brand new crap?
And I don't mean crap as in a new case of fag investigation accusate

(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

No worries
Banta's got a brand new bag of ploys
What else could he possibly do to make noise?
"I done touched on everything, but little boys"

And that's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphore
I'm just Syko
I go a little bit crazy, sometimes
I go a little bit out of control with my rhymes

Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bedn down, touch your toes and just glide
To the center of the dance floor
Like FD for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go

Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "Oot Oot" it's okay!
*fart*
Oops, my CD just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world

Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch my body"

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feeling kinda stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair
Spit on me, gouge my eyes out (yeah!)

What's your name girl? What's your sign?
Man, you must be up out your mind
GH3Y! (HA-HA)
BEER GOGGLES, BLIND!
I'M JUST TRYING TO UNWIND!

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)

Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said,
"Save it boy, we gotcha on tape yelling at an old lady "touch my body!"

Now this is the part where the fat breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's h8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves

Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I'M A GROWN MAN

Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)

BLACK GIRLS
WHITE GIRLS
SKINNY GIRLS
FAT GIRLS
TALL GIRLS
SMALL GIRLS
I'M CALLING ALL GIRLS

Everyone report to the dance floor
Get your chance for a little romance whore
Buttsecksin 'tis the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)

IT'S OVER, P34CIN'

Old stuff man, scottmale24 already made one with Wade and Bedn in a much older topic.

At 12/27/05 09:52 AM, D4n wrote: Dudes, just purchased a surf server from surfservers.net

It'll take like 24hr till i get it on.

You are my new best friend :)

Dear D4n, would you mind using the server in the name of Newgrounds.com? E-mail me for details.

At 12/26/05 12:31 PM, Elfer wrote: New location:
Continent: NA
Country: Canada
Clue: Mall with more submarines than the military.

Sorry, but that location was removed by it's poster :-\

At 12/26/05 12:27 PM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: NEW LOCATION
City - London
Country - England
Hint - "Time" to head to Bridge Street.

Big Ben
51°30'2.85"N
0° 7'29.42"W

New Location:
Continent: North America
Country: USA - California
Clue: Building that was going to be bombed by Caster Troy in the movie "Face Off" featuring John Travolta.

At 12/25/05 07:12 PM, CasperNG wrote: you've said that like 4 times already but in different threads.

No I haven't.

why dont you try to be more creative?

But I shit pure gold :(

WTF are you saying? Do you mean to say that your father will pay for half of whatever you're going to buy?

A one day ban,

Oh, wait a second.

P

At 12/25/05 07:01 PM, Johnny-chimp-o wrote: so can my computer run it or do i have to return it?

Why do you buy a computer game when you know you're shit at computers?

You can't return it anyway, you've already registered your Steam account. Just boy more RAM. Make sure you have at least 512 megabytes of it on your computer.

At 12/25/05 06:48 PM, TheVision wrote: I can't wait until he posts the specs. I bet he has a Nvidia Vanta and a 1.6 Ghz processor.

I doubt he'll know how, after all the details I've put through that post.

Nevertheless, let's play a guessing game while we await the answer!

20 dollars say:
1.5 Ghz Intel Pentium 2
32 MB Intel video card
128 MB RAM

The detail is very low.

A one day ban.

>_>