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It was probably the CIA

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At 10/21/08 11:14 AM, SgtBrainDead wrote: thank you for actually reading the story and giving me your opinion

After reading the story I've concluded that you're a fucking pussy.

You have to ask if its OK for you to beat on some kid that not only physically attacked your girlfriend, AND fucked her, but actually RAPED her on top of it? If he had just taken a dump on your face you would have less reason to be angry. I'd have most likely killed him. You gave him a bloody nose and are feeling bad about it, grow a fucking pair.

Your cell phone is a slut.

At 10/21/08 03:42 AM, Erikio wrote: Whip out your dick and say, "Remember, cunt, this is why you loved me."

She'll either start gobbling on it right away or laugh in an onslaught of confusion and humor.

Believe it or not, this is your best option

At 10/21/08 07:28 AM, Sawke wrote: So i thought about it...I might just be a passive aggressive person...which really isn't very good at all.

Nothing wrong with that, imo its better than the people whose number one concern is always getting even with someone...

There's a whole lot of shit not worth fighting for, just be sure that when you find the few things that are worth fighting for, you pursue and act on them accordingly

At 10/21/08 09:35 AM, Shaun wrote:

At 10/21/08 09:31 AM, Revolvingdoor wrote: Well, theres this girl I like in my class. She IS single. She's really nice, funny and smart. I really like her, and I think she likes me. Obviously i dont wanna rush anything, advice?

She's got you right where she wants you.
Your fucked.

Give up now and find an unattractive, bitchy and dumb girl.
That way you have the upper hand and can control the relationship.

Please follow the above advice, or at least make sure you have read and understand this

At 10/21/08 02:49 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: you just made me visualize that you sick fuck

I meant in your engine, makes it run smoother and more efficiently, what are YOU talking about?

Should've used lube

At 10/21/08 02:26 AM, Patrickman wrote: I'm just saying that everyone should live to achieve happiness rather that achieve "The best".

Agreed. This has been my view as of a year or two ago.

At 10/21/08 01:44 AM, Twerpo wrote: I highly doubt this. I'm not talking about slightly high intellects. I'm talking about people like the guy who learned icelandic in a week. I'm talking about true geniuses. And by a skill very few people have, I mean there are less than thirty people with that skill, or have developed that skill to that level.

I myself am very intelligent and have a musical talent, but I do not consider myself special. I consider myself talented, but in no way am I special. There are many people smarter than me, and many much better musically.

I sound big headed etc if I say this...so I dont...but what the hell do I care what you motherfuckers think...I've met one person who I can honestly say I believe could match or possibly exceed how smart I am, and by smart I mean ability to learn, comprehend, apply logic, solve, see, understand, etc...

While my previous post was made as a joke, I can't deny that I really do believe it. And believe me...its not because of mommy or daddy saying I'm special...

But what does it matter? This is the internet, and of all places, NG's.

At 10/21/08 02:00 AM, ZyklonB wrote:

At 10/21/08 01:44 AM, Arab wrote: ahem

she doesn't look anything like a gilf

Meh, I dont like her either, but I can't argue she's the closest to a GILF any of us will probably ever see

this is more lol imo

ahem

At 10/21/08 01:17 AM, Twerpo wrote: I'm tired of everyone being told their special, when they're not. I'll concede that a few select people are special. People with exceptionally high IQ's or those who have a skill few can. These people exhibit a trait that is very rare and useful, and are therebye special.

Well I am both of these, so fuck off i am special.

Just a quick overview

At 10/20/08 06:52 PM, Sawke wrote: I was wondering...what is a persons true self? is it the thoughts they think? or their actions. I had a friend that insulted me behind my back a LOT, so day after day i kept thinking of things i wanted to yell at her and insult her with.

When there was finally a counseling session between her, me, and some other people she insulted i didn't say anything, i just stared off in to space because i realized at that moment no matter how hard i yelled it wouldn't make a difference to her...so i'm wondering...am i a naturally passive person? or am i just someone who is pushing very aggressive thoughts deep down and not letting them out when it matters.

To this day i'm still angry...so maybe it's the latter? maybe my true self is what i think about doing but never actually do.

and ya i am a bit of a pussy.

You didn't tie in the underlined part to the rest of this, but I believe what really matters is a person's intentions, not what they actually do necessarily. If you believe in your heart you are doing the right thing and that is your true intention, then I could care less when it comes to judging your character whether that actually was the right thing or not. Whether you do the right thing or not is a matter of your witts and intelligence, but it is what you intend to accomplish through doing that thing which defines who you are as a person.

About 90% of women are whores.

The remaining 10% are all too ugly and/or fat to be worth your time anyway...

If you haven't realized this yet, you need to go outside

At 10/21/08 12:38 AM, TheWolfe wrote:

At 10/19/08 05:10 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: We should obviously vote for her or else our women will get mad at us and refuse their pleasure centers from us.

Didn't you get the memo?

Word

Of course I do. Not everyone is a sheep.

Well since about 90% of NG's is made up of professional graphic designers, you've come to the right place

You'll surely get many reliable answers

(Insert witty caption)

please return in 10 years and try again

or dont.

YOU ARE THE COOLEST DUDE I KNOW

are you fucking retarded?

At 10/13/08 06:26 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Why do you have pubes on each side of your face?

You look like the guy from Half-Beard.

I only see one side of his face.

Just ride it through the airport they won't mind

At 10/20/08 10:26 PM, SmileyKillerman wrote: I have never had sex because I haven't hit puberty yet

fixed.

At 10/20/08 09:13 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Im in the top 250...seriously...what's so important about post count?

idk but its pretty clear that you wanted to make your ranking known...