yeah they are dead, yeah its not a joke, and whytf did you create this thread?

wtf! you gonna masterbate to these pics? fag

then you make the first move! if you never do than you'll never get anywhere

the stars in the house are shows that weren't blocked.

weird child. and family. the mother said that every thing was so happy in her life, but her mother is dating another man. DEPRESSION!!! oh im so good.

dude right a fuckin novel instead. long post.

kungfucow. i wouldn't say him but he's my friend so i dont think he'll care cause im mostly joking about it. but seriously he's on alot.

cigs kill.
so if your already dieing dont sweat it.

no it isn't really prison. its your right to be educated. that means its your right to choose how you wish to be educated. unfortunatly that will cost's money that isn't from the tax payers. out of your own wallet. school isn't prison and you'll learn it later on.

lol funny thread

that cross is upsidedown! SATINIST! but seriously it wouldn't matter if you were, it just is misleading when you tell us that its a crucifix

those are 2 really shitty ideas. i can see why you need help. but seriously who is gonna give you there idea. ask your friends cause i doubt that your getting anything serious from a stranger on newgrounds.

thats quite the find you have there. but if I read correctly then it's not completly true. but i did mostly skim threw it.

At 8/11/06 11:42 PM, BUTANE wrote: i got a boner once, it was really scary.

yah know what i do for my boners to make 'em go away? light it on fire. the pain means that its dieing. i cant even feel my little man anymore. HORRAY

die saving someone else.

umm im guessing american foreskin but thats jsut a guess.

i dont know much about cricket. people ive talked to say its much more exciting than baseball which i love but would have to agree that baseball is dull at times.

you probobly wont face jail time. just a hefty fine and community service, possibly in addition to some jail time but you had it coming. and yes you may have anger problems and you may be sentenced to anger management as well. im guessing that your under 18. other wise it will be alot worse. esspecially for the battery.

when i was 5 i got mugged and beaten kicked brutally in the face at the playground at school by a highschool who was stoned. he probly wouldn't have kicked me but what a surprise! kindergardeners dont have any money! but all my baby teeth fell out over the years after and now 15 years later my bottom front teeth are only a little crooked. im guessing though that its not nearly the same case. you had all of your adult teeth and now your mouth is seriously fucked. well the only thing that i can think of is dental sergury. its pretty expensive though. sew those rotten theaves!

no shit emo's have feelings! thats all they have. they have so much that it just looks like nothing to any other social class.

this really isn't an appropriate thread but i'll play along anyway. i'd probly go on a massive shooting spree and instead comit suicide by cop. which opens the doors to heaven! not dont kill yourself thats cheating, if i have to sit through life and some asshole's ending his, its just not fare. there are better ways

one there were always porn ads on newgrounds. its not exactly something new. in fact they've done a great job to cut them out from the submitions rated everyone or teen. you really only see them on mature and adult rated.

wtf! awsome. i want one.

ummmmm... wtf is the purpose of this thread?

ahahhahahhahahlololomgusuckzomg:p!!!!>!J#!
#!. jk sry well you must want to try to learn if your telling us that you dont know how. looks like someone needs to look deep within to find out some more about themselves.

its not that bad. you just need to worry about the insurance rates.

how did you find out in one day you dumbass. were you passed out for a few weeks inbetween this time? and if she decides to have the baby name it Seven. thats the best name ever.

peewees playhouse is thought to be made to make fun of all the little kid shows. it is rated G because there is nothing that is bad in it. if you hate it so much than dont watch it and dont tell us about your hate for the show.

At 8/11/06 03:13 PM, Grandfather-Clock wrote: shut the fuck up about ebaums you moron its boring me

there are better ways to tell those to be quite. such as " be quite, please." there ya go hope you learned something. even though i know you didn't

handheld games are gay. the controls are always imposible. there arent any that i like but alot of people liked the pokemon things on the gameboy