I've got a top three running here.
3rd prize goes to the Head Humps from Half-Life
2nd prize goes to the zombies from Half-Life
1st prize, hands down. Spartan117- Master Chief, from Halo. I'd hit that all night long. wait what? its a guy? holy shit! omg? Oh God. the things.. the things ive done! wtf?! That is bull shit. You know what 1st prize goes to Gordon Freeman from Half-Life. What?!!? also a guy?!?
fine that one chick that you know wants to bang him. she's half black. You know who im talking about. that bitch yeah. or spartan from halo. i dont care hes a guy. wed marry hed die and id walk away with the cash. OH YEAH!

halo into a movie but they're already making that movie so should i wish for something else? sure. Half Life would also make a good movie

Probly play halo and stay out of trouble. or go around lighting fireworks and getting into some big trouble!

the only reason why sex isn't legal at young ages is to try and stop the population from overgrowing. you should be able to have sex once you strike puberty! thats the way god wanted it. but if we get started to soon then there would be family with 9-10 children again just like the 50's and 60's. its only a matter of time untill the US gets laws against having so many children. just like china and japan. if you have more than 2 kids than you have to pay a large fine or give your child up! I agree that that's unfare but just thank god you dont live there. and if you do than im sorry! so deal with it.

gays dont have to hide there sexual orientation! this aint the 50's anymore! they just cant marry. i think they should by state but not by church. unless of course the church aproves it then the state shouldn't get a say.

i dont get grossed out by movies. i got grossed out by erotic porn and the news. "And here we are in the hospital camp in Iraq were we see hundreds off dead bodies. Hundreds and hundreds. Just look at them. this one doesn't even have a mouth. hahaha" SHUT THE FUCK
UP! you're sick. all of you.

who gives a shit. just tell your friend that Stephen Hawkins alot smarter than He'll ever be!

Punk is alot beter cause they're the one's who are more opt to let you fuck 'em!

Old school Nick was so fucking pimp only because when it was on we were all like 5-10 and shit like that. If you were 8 right now (like my cousin for example) you'd think all of these shows were pimp. But seriously, your all right Ren and Stimpy Invader Zim, all that stuff that was cancled was good and that is why they cancled it. You've all seen the uncencered Ren and Stimpy. Its awsome! on Spike if you're wondering. Invader Zim too. ( on Nick Network) they were cancled cause they "Were damaging are precious Psycies. BS! All the reall old school Cartoons are alot worse! Kill the FxxxING Coyote! Blow up the Hunter! and somehow those shows are any better?!? Of course not but they're only still on because adults today are the ones who watched it and are the ones who enjoy it. so just think. 10 - 20 years from now, when all of them are dead or in retirement homes, we can put on what we want and cancle all the shows that our kids want. Thats the way the world works. YOu get to bitch when your a kid but when your an adult! thats when you do wtf you want!

*Buy a fat man to sit on them or fart on them, if you got a good fat man he'll do both.
* Rent a midget circus. (tell them its your birthday tomorrow but you're gonna die tonight of some disease so you get them for free) and then tell them wat to do order them around. Both effective and amusing.
*i also like the petrol and matches idea. just make sure you do it before you mom comes home. mothers tend to get pissed when you light the house on fire.
*My final idea is for you to call the desperate ugly fat girl at school, tell her you're ready, give her syrup or anything sticky and sweet. (not your cum! save it for someone who's worth it!) tell her to go into the room with the ants and lie down. make sure the lights are off so she doesn't see them. then simply close the door and let the ants take her away. they will leave your house and take the fat chick with them. think of it as a piece treaty. Two birds with one stone!

You faggot im not going to your dick, uh cough, i mean deck. Well im still not going. Cause i Know Your a LITHAUNIANLITHUANIAN yeah. i said it twice.

You my friend are a big fat pussy