Dear God, I hate that Fred shit. I mean... I know there are A LOT of stupid people in the world.. but how are there THAT many.

They're still out there making their gimmicky quizzes like this? I don't know if my childhood is comforted or my current self is face-palming.

You have options. Although Vista does suck ass. And they're slowly starting to phase out options. Oops.

I bet they were Mexicans.

All MMOs are lame.

Leonard Cohen

Anyone who doesn't say Cohen has failed already.

You're my fucking age and you're in AA? Jesus christ, but good on you I guess.

You're 14.

You're not a man.

And you'll never look good.

Shouldn't it be vodka infused bacon?

And I thought you were having goat problems. >_>

I know it's probably been covered, but the logic here REALLY REALLY burns my head. For fucks sakes, you're going to take figures from MYSPACE? A place where every kid who likes them makes sure to join their friends and suck them off every chance they can post on their wall or whatever the hell it is that MySpace has.

You fail at stats... fail really bad.

...wait, maybe that's what happened.

I've learnt something!

Indeed.

Here you can only get a mighty post count and then lord it over everyone.

The time I drank too much during an important poker game... I remember coming in second and then the rest of the night is some girl patting my back as I threw up. I woke up, stumbled around looking for the phone, and then woke up on the other side of the house having pissed my pants.

Yep.

At 9/26/08 04:59 PM, rome-lherison wrote:

At 9/26/08 04:42 PM, CartoonDiablo wrote: (NSFW) http://www.nypost.com/seven/09252008/new s/regionalnews/cops_in_nude_taser_slay_1 30670.htm

But honestly the NYPD fucked up beyond belief in this one.

Like they couldn't of fucking waited for the guy to do his rant and put up a mattress then tase him or some shit?

im scared to go outside even in my shorts. this is what you have done to me NYPD. why do i have to live in NYC, where i have to be scared to walk outside in my boxers

What kind of a pussy are you? Just don't walk around naked hanging around on fire escapes with 8 foot long light tubes and I think you'll be fine. All this "Ohhh, the police are wrong and making me scared." bullshit is really, really just sad. I don't think there's enough tasering. Should've tasered those Swedish bitches in England the other day.

People have kids to have someone to get the remote for them.

Fact.

Oh look. Someone is talking about why The Simpsons isn't so great anymore. That's totally new, original and I certainly haven't seen this before.

Seriously, some people like the new style of the shows and it's never, ever going to be able to go back to the way that it used to be in the early 90s. I blame it on the fucking humor of shitty shows like Family Guy changing what the majority of people want to see (stupid shit), causing the writers to move towards that kind of crap to reclaim some audiences.

At 9/26/08 01:20 AM, echotstud wrote: Just another made up post. If you click on his profile it clearly states he is a guy so there...

Jesus christ, you people are all idiots. He's posting something he found on Craigs List. The fucking link is right there.

You called a girl a fag?

....why?

Did you just miss the entire point of Faith No More?

This is the definition of epic.

At 9/25/08 01:44 PM, AshfordPride wrote: You're so concerned with making sure that nobody even considers that you acknowledge the idea of God that you're not even going to use a phrase that doesn't even have anything to do with the idea of God.

Again. Atheist with his head very far up his own ass.

Not really, I just think it's fun getting people like you all worked up. :)

You see, that's what I thought when I posted this. Then I thought... wait, it's Newgrounds. Any kind of effort on here is trying too hard really.

At 9/25/08 01:38 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Your head is very far up your own butt.

No, I just don't want it to seem like I believe in a higher power, duh.

I'm an Atheist but I can't help saying "For the love of God" and other sayings that would make others believe that I do in fact believe that there is a god.

GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE.

I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that MCR saves lives.

But if you do say that....seriously? You seriously want to go on the record as saying that?

Yeah... no one cares. Go play a game.

At 9/25/08 01:12 PM, Tramps wrote: I've seen a 13-year old naked and I'm 15. I suppose I'm getting arrested?

You don't have pictures\video of it.

Not here, but then again we aren't really a GIANT city.

Mwahaha, that's really, really sad.

You get to wear "a nice little suit"?

Only ONE thing comes to mind here.

http://the-op.com/images/episode/211/bal boa-bay-window_sm.jpg