Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs and
APOCALYPSE NOW!

i love the smell of napalm in the morning

You're both two fucking freaks,
acting like a bunch of geeks,
don't act tough, cuz you ain't,
my wicked lyrics'll make you faint,
motherfuckers, I'm out of here,
these lads are too dumb for me,
1 2 3, now you're finished,
and guess what, I'm the winner!

Don't : The Human League - Don't You Want Me Baby
Enough : Radiohead - Karma Police

At 10/10/09 04:40 PM, AnalogStick wrote: Jerry, named after the chamberpot kept under a bed.

Right! Jerry, that was it! Thanks so much!

So, during war, sometimes some nationalities are given nicknames. English soldiers were given the name Tommy, the Viet-Cong was called Charly and the Russians were called Ivan. Now, they also had a name like this for the Germans, but I can't remember it, and I can't find anywhere..

Help?

Wassup?

oh, and the world's gonna get destroyed by God's fist.. duh.

So, you're gonna get killed by Piranha's? Wicked.

Vote for me, the coolest kid on your block.

cock joke?

At 3/30/09 04:00 PM, steelsammy wrote: Speaking of babys Below is a picture I took while my cat was nursing (unrelated to situation)

BEST POST EVER.

i actually laughed my ass off xD

Congratulations! I'm really happy for you and April!

Now, don't start calling me asshole and shit. And I don't know this will be allowed by the mods, and if it's not, excuse me very much, I didn't know.

Well, for a start, I'm a Belgian dj / producer (you may like my music, you may not, that's not the point) and I'm in this contest. I uploaded this mix on a site, and I need some votes. Well, if you want to help upcoming talent, just have some spare time (it only will take like 3 minutes) or just want to help me out, here you go.

So, what I want you Newgrounders to do is this:

Go to this site. Now, I know it's a dutch site, so that's gonna everything a little harder, but don't quit yet, you're helping upcoming talent!

Now, on your right, you'll see this:

'Ga naar
Blog
Dj's
Organisaties
Fans
Locatie wiki
Kalender
Registreer' <<< YOU PRESS THIS ONE OVER HERE!

Now, you have to register, piece of cake, right? You enter your emailadress, your password (wachtwoord) and again your password. Then you click the second picture, saying 'Fan'. When you've done that, you'll get a mail. Now don't worry, it's the only mail you'll get, so don't worry about lots of spam.

In the mail, there'll be a link, you click it, and your account is activated. Now, all you'll have to do is go to this place and press the fifth disc on your left! Tadaaaaaaam, you're done, and you really helped me out!

Thanks in advance!

At 1/10/09 02:50 PM, Yamor wrote: I love my current GF and I hope we stay together forever, in out 7 months of being together we haven't even been through one fight.

I've been together with my gf for like almost 10 months. It all started at 19 march '08 and it ended today. I'm pretty fucking sad.

At 1/10/09 01:48 PM, ZENON wrote:

At 1/10/09 12:53 PM, Apocalypse wrote: Just wanted to let you guys know. Those girls sure can hurt your feelings.

And you can sure hurt theirs back :)

Yes you can. But I don't have a need to hurt her back at the moment.

At 1/10/09 12:58 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:

At 1/10/09 12:57 PM, Apocalypse wrote:
Sex?

Awwww, look. He believes you need love to have sex. How cutely naive.

I'm not saying you need love to have sex, but it's way better when you do it with somebody you love, trust me.

At 1/10/09 12:57 PM, igott wrote: Fuck love, nothing good ever comes out of it.

Sex?

Just wanted to let you guys know. Those girls sure can hurt your feelings.

LMAO STONED MOD IZ STONED AND ATTENTIONWHORING LOLOLOL!1!!

I would go John McClane on those zombies.

Continue.

At 5/22/08 03:59 PM, FullArsenal wrote: I didn't laugh. Sorry.

I did. Sorry.

At 9/3/08 10:21 AM, KevnSevn wrote: Be the guy who hits lockers for no reason. That will definently make you cool.

Yeah! Or masturbate in front of little girls! Only popular guys do that!

No Country For Old Men

although it dissappointed me a little bit it was still the best movie this year

Cloverfield
The Dark Knight
DISASTER MOVIE

At 8/31/08 05:00 AM, TheMayo wrote: she looked sober to me

I'm sorry if I gave you an erection with my hot story.

I understand you. I'm pretty sure my girlfriend never cheated on me, well one time when she was drunk, but she was very sorry after that.. Sometimes we have an argument, but hey, that's part of a relationship right? Like you said it's all a matter of trust.

I- I salute back.

I think he's lying. Who's with me?

There are only a few flashmovies on Newgrounds that are actually good. Most of the flashmovies on here lack quality, good jokes or storyline.

The Blair Witch Project. Looks fucking real, isn't scary though.

At 3/27/08 08:48 PM, snoboard17 wrote: who are you?

Apocalypse.

What the fuck did you just say?