284 Forum Posts by "antiqkk"
Finally, it is my last day on duty and tomorrow I am off for a long holiday. Spent the whole day cleaning and packing. Of course, some stuff did not fit in my only 2 suitcases so I decided to go on a charity marathon. I packed a bag full of clothes and took down the place where you give your clothes to the poor (Forgot my shoes, gonna run back there with a pair tomorrow morning). Then I found a good £5 of 1cent coins. I must be the first person to spend half an hour walking around town looking for a homeless guy to give money to. When I finally spotted one, I'm sure I became the first one to ever approach one myself and say "Excuse me, would you like some change? I have a whole bag for ya!". Needless to say, he did look some change and was quite surprised from what I could tell. I'm happy too and feel naughty, maybe it's time to masturbate and then report my crimes to Dr.A on "Illegalize Masturbation" thread.
Anyhow, I am off to sleep now and I'll see you all in some 5 days or so.
Ta ta
Well, I wish I could say that I understand the feelings of those artists that argue against file sharing, as it results in a loss of some of their roaylties. But I can't, because I am not a millionaire and my work is not enjoyed by anyone, save some friends. There is always a double sided argument to this issue. Some artists argue that free p2p sharing simply results in income losses, while ignoring the beneficial side of advertising. Note, that bands that are so against it are usually famous and rich enough to bribe God into playing with their willies all their lives. They do not advertisement anymore. These bands are well known and their major concern is $*,***,*** they recieve. On the other hand, there are so many small bands that use p2p sharing as a way of breaking through to the people and becoming more popular. These bands see their main concern ina chieving popularity, not just the money they receive for their work.
I have studied some of the copyright issues as part of my course at the university so I know a few details. The thing that troubles me, is that the individuals/organisations arguing against p2p sharing are mainly loaded with money and all they wish to know is an increase in profits this year. These include the artists and all others involved in the production of the work.
As I said I am not a millionaire and I cannot afford to buy every CD that looks attractive to me without knowing what's on it. The stuff that I like, I go buy in original, to respect the artists hard efforts. The stuff that looks more like horse shit, even if produced by some legendary band, I will not buy. Therefore, I believe internet file sharing is a great way for advertising, because I assure you that if I couldn't have a listen of what I am buying in advance I would have about 10 CDS now instead of over 200.
If the music industry decides to ban all internet file sharing, they will have to invent something new to reach the people. Fuck knows, they could sell a weekly ticket for £1 to allow those who purchase the pass to have a trial listen somehow.
It's all a double sided issue as I said, but if bands like Metallica argue against p2p sharing then produce a goat-blowing new labum and rant everywhere on the Internet that it is so great, just to promote it, then I won't buy it.
I currently have £30 in my bank account and had to look for some cash reserves at home in order to buy 3 books from Amazon. Being quite new those books cost me like £35+. Once the copyright period expires in some 30 years, those books will be £2 each.
Ahh and forgive my insults and such. I am tired, always swear a lot when I am. Haven't slept in ages again, been packing and cleaning all night and the airport awaits for me tomorrow morning.
TA TA
At 6/21/03 01:17 AM, Desert_Buffum wrote: I demand that threads like this are outlawed. There should be a such thing as separation of Religion and Newgrounds. =P
I demand you stop using sarcasm and glue your penor to your thigh. You must not practice masturbation, unless you are in public. And that is only for educational purposes. So says our Lord Jizzus Christ:
"If desire cometh upon you to dishonour your own self by penetrating your anala with the blasphemous finger, be sure it is for the benefit of other children of our father God" (Judas 69:69)
I gave up. I don't own a TV anymore, thus I don't watch the lovely useless shows.
Oh Lord, I have come here in this hour of great grief, for I have sinned. While alone in my room I engaged in the most unholy crime that could be commited by a man.
I MASTURBATED!
Yes. I have no explanation for this blasphemous behaviour. All I heard were voices in my head telling me to... Telling me to seize hold of my sinful phallus. I have sinned! There's no salvation for me now. I shall be doomed to burning in the eternal fires of hell. What's even more awful is that I just masturbated for PLEASURE. I found delight and heavenly bliss in this selfish evil act!
Be damned you heretics! I come to you with such a grand offer at my hands and you continue loathing in your own ignorance and selfishness. How bland are you? Can't you see that Gavala has chosen you as his followers. You are so eager to accept the existance of a long dead messiah, Jizzus, but when a true saviour comes to you door today you refuse to respond to his words. You blindly lock yourself away in your little rooms and continue worshipping Jizzus and the Holy Spirit. Awaken you fools, for I pity you!
Open your eyes to the new day; open your eyes to the coming of the new God, Gavala! Praise him and you shall be saved. Those of you who turn away from him, shall suffer in the time of need. Listen to my word, for I speak the word of one and only true Messiah!
Dear Creator of Biggest Asshole 2003,
Since the voting poll has been closed can you please fucking inform us when the inauguration ceremony of Biggest Asshole Jimsween will take place?
Yours truly,
antiqkk
At 6/20/03 10:48 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Yeah, Yeah, its a snooble related joke, and its not even funny.....
Daghestan lives on in our hearts! Yes, we have been exiled to Azerbaijan and prosecuted for our beliefs. But we believe in the future of Daghestan. We shall strive and return to our homeland!
At 6/19/03 07:52 PM, SpEeDFiReSrFr wrote: Yes, even as a conservative, I think we should legalize drugs. Did you ever notice that signs that say "Do not touch" everyone touches it? The things that we can't have are typically the things we want. If we legalized drugs, eventually, less people would do them. By enforcing laws it raises the urge to do drigs.
Tell me what yout think.
It is very true what you say, if you see the legalization of drugs from this point of view. We all love to do things we are not allowed to and we always want to be something we can't.
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Today you have the ultimate chance to change your life for ever. Accept Gavala as your leader and saviour and follow his teachings!
For those of you who still have their doubt and feel the need to hold on to cock of Jizzis, who has been idling for some 2000 years, I have included some photographs to prove that Gavala is the one to be followed and believed in. I give you my word Gavala is our true lord.
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Feel free to contact your humble servant at antiqkk3@hotmail.com
Express your ideas and views towards Gavala and we shall pray for you!
If you send evil ideas to us, creating a dense layer of negative aura around Gavala, you will be destroyed. There will be second warning. Gavala has an infinite cock and will strike upon you wherever you go. You cannot hide if you are evil!
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At 6/18/03 11:13 AM, Mr_Congeniality wrote: All right, voting will continue for at least 4 more horus.
You don't need to enter your e-mail address to vote.
I've concluded that was a major turn-off and led some of you away.
Time is running out...
Vote Now!
So what now dude? Does Sweenie Jim win?
They could have at least used the back seat of those dangerous suicide bomb cars. It is quite a thrill really; old classic cars.
At 6/16/03 10:36 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: I vote for jimsween, that little gay-assed biatch. He made at least five accounts on the DAG forum. He has annoyed the DAG for long enough. Hail the DAG! I vote for jimsween.
Well canni, it wasnt accounts as far as I can recall. I remember deleting more than 10 one day and 6 in the following few days, after warning him numerously. He receives my ban and The Asshole Of The Year 2003 too!
At 6/17/03 02:26 AM, 70TA wrote:At 6/12/03 07:09 AM, misterx2000 wrote: That's true, he has a laughable SAT score that GOT HIM INTO YALE CUZ OF HIS DAD BEING ALUMNI...talk about rich, pampered cowboy.Bush's a hell of alot better than all you hippies, so STFU!!!
I have no choice but to obey your order O wise one!
*bows*
At 6/16/03 05:46 PM, jimsween wrote: Ahem, your the one who insulted me. Talk about hipocritical.
Come on Jim, stock saying "hypocritical" all the time. I'll tell you what is hypocritical. Today I bought a packet of fresh nice tobacco and on the packet they printed a grand warning to all smokers out there stating "All smokers die younger".
Woohhoooo
Your poll doesn't work or something. I voted for Jimsween and it still says that he got 0% votes
At 6/16/03 02:39 PM, TheShrike wrote: Thanks for the e-mail, FUNK. We won't be seeing that idiot again for a long time.
Which one? Something important has happened again while I was away with my kangaroo...
jimsween
And note, this is not some conspiracy between us. Just a hard earned image he has developed in my eyes.
At 6/16/03 03:06 AM, lite_james wrote: Its true that the world isn't a safer place because of terrorism bombing everywhere they didn't mind that they kill innocent people. And they make war not peace killing innocent civilian.
The terrorists usually have a reason for what they do, even if that reason may seem a bit crazy, fanatical and over the top. Especially, those terrorists who give their life away for it, without demanding any money for it. No?
Well, I could make a rough guess and say that eating cloned meat would seem weird to me in the beginning. That is if I knew it was cloned. If the animals are cloned and then sold off in neat packages without some tag stating "Warning, this meat is cloned. Eat at your own risk" I would probly just eat it without any second thoughts.
The religious part of it wouldn't affect me in any way.
The good things in this may be the idea of angry vegetarians trying to come up with some ridiculous comments, such as "If you did not eat meat, you could feed 60 million people." Although I really doubt it.
At 6/16/03 01:16 AM, kittie_cross wrote: Ok then I have an interesting arguement... if masterbating is murder by killing millions of spern, then whst is making love? You can't tell me that a married couple would never make love unless attemting to reporduce. If the male wears a condom, then the sperm are trapped inside and die.
This interesting has just occurred to me. Sperms, being cells and therefore, parts of my body, must experience some feeling of claustrophobia when they are trapped inside the condom. Being one with the lot, I tend to face this lovely feeling anxiety too sometimes. I believe it must be the spiritual connection I share with every one of those potential, yet unborn children. I KILL MY BABIES. I SUFFOCATE THEM IN MY CONDOM, LIKE A HUNGRY ANACONDA CONSTRICTING ITS HELPLESS PREY. BUT THEY ARE A PART OF ME. MY CHILDREN! Oh, help me God...
Ugh, studying economic essays for 8 hours doesn't do me much good I guess. Forgive me for the above gibberish, I just needed to let it escape my system.
Bless.
At 6/16/03 03:27 AM, BWS wrote: The reason that your government is taxing that to raise revenue is because of a simple economic theory. Fatty foods can be taxed and it wont affect the the amount sold very much because of the shape of its supply and demand curves. Thats why alcohol and tobbaco are taxed so much.
Yep, you are right. I don't think fatty foods have good substitutes in many people's eyes. So the demand is fairly inelastic. So when prices go up by a certain amount, the proportionate fall in quantity demanded would be less. Inelastic products are very attractive for Government taxation as they raise good revenue. As you said, examples include alcohol, tobacco and fuel. There's no way we could possibly substitute those and we keep consuming and consuming more, even though prices constantly go up due to ever increasing taxation. This way the government gets nice revenue and any negative externalities seem to be covered, even if not totally.
At 6/14/03 07:09 PM, puertoricanmonkey wrote: why in the world would you illegalize masturbation? its fun, easy, and a good way to pass time. you clearly must be jealous of the world because of your micro-wang
Dear Puertoricanmonkey,
Please, define "micro-wang" for me, first. Maybe I have one of those too, so I have to be jealous of the wonderful ability of yours to touch your very own micro-wang.
As I see it, it must be some sort of a new Chinese invention, Wang with a microwave transmitter that sends signals to extraterrestrials. Micro wang sounds interesting, I'll look for more useful information about it.
In the meantime could you tell me more about its nature and capabilities.
With Much Love,
AntiQKK
At 6/14/03 04:50 PM, bumcheekycity wrote:At 6/14/03 01:09 PM, antiqkk wrote: Well the thing is that they are planning to raise the fees even further now.Shit! I'm planning on College and University.
Well you could get a loan or scholarship. I get £2500 scholarship a year, but still, I think the whole fees stuff is bullshit, the way they try fiddle around with it lately.
At 6/14/03 12:26 PM, bumcheekycity wrote: It's all fine having Free and Compulsory edication unitl 16, (and even 18, if you go into 6th Form) but paying for your education sucks. Big time.
Well the thing is that they are planning to raise the fees even further now.
At 6/14/03 12:18 PM, bumcheekycity wrote:At 6/14/03 11:21 AM, antiqkk wrote: I'm in the UK as well, but took SATs anyway for a laugh. I got around 1200 on both SATI and SATII without studying. It's really easy, the only limit is the time. You have to work very fast.I misunderstand you. The SATA grade you on a scale of levels one to ten. I'm waiting for my results soon.
I think they have different systems of grading at the same time. But I think TOEFL are the ones that grade 1-10. SAT (when I did it) was 0-1500.
