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Author Search Results: 'Antimatter500'

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1.

Angry

Topic: Some Poems For You Fuckers

Posted: 12/22/08 03:49 PM

Forum: General

poem #1

Take some superstition
Mix it with some lies
Feed it to the gullible
In moralistic guise
Murder your opponents
And slander their beliefs
Do it for the glory of
Your gory prince of peace

Fuck the baby Jesus
Fuck the Virgin, too
Fuck the crucifixion
Fuck His holy wounds
Fuck the resurrection
Fuck the Heavenly Host
Fuck the Father
Fuck the Son and
Fuck the Holy Ghost

poem #2

O Lamb of God, O scam of God
And the greed for which you stand
You twist our healthy natures
There's blood upon your hands
And all your solemn teachings
On heaven, hell, and grace
Are just a lot of empty talk
To keep us in our place


2.

None

Topic: Dying With Dignity

Posted: 11/05/08 11:42 PM

Forum: General

it is the fundamental question

to exist or not to exist, to live or to die, to be or not to be.

in anycase its their life, they should be able to end it if they want.


3.

None

Topic: If Obama Happens to loose...

Posted: 10/16/08 11:44 PM

Forum: General

then its the fucking republicans fault

if your a democrat, and NOT an ignorant racist redneck bigot, you'll be fine


4.

None

Topic: When you have children..

Posted: 10/16/08 11:40 PM

Forum: General

At 10/16/08 11:29 PM, Szayel wrote: How would you raise them?

Be as strict as hell to teach them discipline? Or simply let them enjoy life without many boundaries?

as a child who was abused, and turned out with a handful of mental disorders,

lenient, but reasonably so


5.

None

Topic: Obama Is Not Muslim Ffs

Posted: 10/16/08 11:37 PM

Forum: Politics

even after the controversy about his CHURCH

some rednecks still think he's a Muslim


6.

None

Topic: school detention should be outlawed

Posted: 10/16/08 11:11 PM

Forum: General

At 10/16/08 09:42 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Don't bitch about..
This kid last year at my school got suspended for 365 days for setting a desk on fire with germx and a lighter..

wow FAIL


7.

None

Topic: I want to see your cooch

Posted: 10/15/08 12:44 AM

Forum: General

no, just no


8.

Happy

Topic: Do you live up to your username?

Posted: 10/15/08 12:22 AM

Forum: General

i do!

i can produce unbelieveable amounts of energy by the annihilation of matter

yay


9.

Shouting

Topic: Your Halloween Costume Plans

Posted: 10/14/08 11:29 PM

Forum: General

At 10/14/08 11:28 PM, Guest8792 wrote: I'm gonna be Rick Astley and sing Never Gonna Give You Up on everyones doorstep.

YOU EVIL MOTHERFUCKER


10.

Winking

Topic: Your Halloween Costume Plans

Posted: 10/14/08 11:20 PM

Forum: General

a skin tight red jumpsuit and a Regan mask

my buddy is gonna dress up like Clinton and hold a boombox playing party boy

so i can dry hump ppl at the mall


11.

None

Topic: most funny serious thing ever heard

Posted: 10/14/08 09:36 PM

Forum: General

so there i was right,

cock jammed in a microwave. . .


12.

None

Topic: Smoke with no worries

Posted: 10/11/08 02:15 PM

Forum: General

it dosent matter what you do with it

2000 mg of niacin will kill you

dumbass, thats two fucking grams your only supposed to take half a gram

plus, your chemistry is flawed, THC is fat soluble, so you need something to burn fat off quickly so the thc can get filtered out by your liver.

and no, that does not mean diet pills will work


13.

None

Topic: Mah mom has a gun! D:

Posted: 08/25/08 01:52 AM

Forum: General

At 8/25/08 01:48 AM, DJ-Keen wrote:
At 8/25/08 01:45 AM, Antimatter500 wrote: i perfer my wierd weapons to firearms

but i only use them as proof of concept

no evil uses
No-one believed you the FIRST time you pretended to be cool. Why are you still posting here?

hmm, interesting

your jealousy makes you angry at an innocent man

i suggest you see a therapist my friend


14.

None

Topic: Mah mom has a gun! D:

Posted: 08/25/08 01:45 AM

Forum: General

At 8/25/08 01:35 AM, Antimatter500 wrote:

i perfer my wierd weapons to firearms

but i only use them as proof of concept

no evil uses


15.

None

Topic: Mah mom has a gun! D:

Posted: 08/25/08 01:35 AM

Forum: General

my parents wont let me have guns

so i make my own weapons

which include

a microwave gun, that can heat things from a distance

a gauss rifle, that can magnetically accelerate a projectile to 678 mph\

an R.C. plane that can drop m-80s

and the best, a homemade black powder cannon

i perfer my wierd weapons to firearms


16.

None

Topic: Physical punishment?

Posted: 08/25/08 01:31 AM

Forum: General

boy, bring me my beatin stick


17.

None

Topic: Mah mom has a gun! D:

Posted: 08/25/08 01:25 AM

Forum: General

At 8/25/08 01:21 AM, Fragment wrote:
At 8/25/08 01:19 AM, Antimatter500 wrote: a derringer?

psh pussy
Derringers are badass. Think, you could be frisked and still have one of those with you. They're very handy if you're a psychopathic killer.

only if u stick it up ur bedn hole

but anyway, .22 bullets dont exit the skull

they just bounce around inside and do tremendous dammage


18.

None

Topic: Got a new gun today!

Posted: 08/25/08 01:23 AM

Forum: General

your 16

where the fuck did u get ur hands on such an ownage firearm


19.

None

Topic: Mah mom has a gun! D:

Posted: 08/25/08 01:19 AM

Forum: General

a derringer?

psh pussy


20.

None

Topic: I'm posting too fast?!

Posted: 08/24/08 09:56 PM

Forum: General

nope, i dont spend all my time on NG

i have a girlfriend


21.

None

Topic: So i asked this girl out..

Posted: 08/24/08 09:50 PM

Forum: General

jizz on her face


22.

None

Topic: Bedn?

Posted: 08/24/08 09:49 PM

Forum: General

the guy stamper has buttsex with


23.

None

Topic: this is intreguing

Posted: 08/24/08 12:20 AM

Forum: General

At 8/24/08 12:19 AM, EL-7 wrote:
At 8/24/08 12:15 AM, Antimatter500 wrote: what do you make of this newgrounds?
.lleh sa modnaR

it is isnt it


24.

Questioning

Topic: this is intreguing

Posted: 08/24/08 12:15 AM

Forum: General


25.

None

Topic: Are we all colorblind?

Posted: 08/24/08 12:08 AM

Forum: General

there are certain wavelengths of light that can be seen by people

other wavelengths can not be seen

nuff said


26.

None

Topic: why are we here?

Posted: 08/24/08 12:06 AM

Forum: General

wiki says:

An ancient Egyptian origin myth holds that in the beginning, the universe was filled with the primeval waters of chaos, which was the god Nun. The god, Re-Atum appeared from the Water as the land of Egypt appears every year out of the flood waters of the Nile. Re-Atum spat and out of the spittle came out the deities Shu (air) and Tefnut (moisture). The world was created when Shu and Tefnut gave birth to two children: Nut (Sky) and Geb (the Earth). Humans were created when Shu and Tefnut went wandering in the dark wastes and got lost. Re-Atum sent his eye to find them. On reuniting, his tears of joy turned into people.

Geb and Nut copulated, and upon Shu's learning of his children's fornication, he separated the two, effectively becoming the air between the sky and ground. He also decreed that the pregnant Nut should not give birth any day of the year. Nut pleaded with Thoth, who on her behalf gambled with the moon-god Yah and won five more days to be added onto the then 360-day year. Nut had one child on each of these days: Osiris, Isis, Set, Nephthys, and Horus-the-Elder.

Osiris, by different accounts, was either the son of Re-Atum or Geb, and king of Egypt. His brother Seth represented chaos in the universe. He murdered Osiris by tricking him to fit inside of a box, which was the nailed shut and thrown into the Nile. After killing Osiris, Seth tore his body into pieces. Isis rescued most of the pieces for burial beneath the temple, but first she resurrected Osiris so she could copulate with him to create their child Horus . Seth made himself king, but was challenged by Osiris's son - Horus. Seth lost and was sent to the desert. Osiris was mummified by Isis and became god of the dead. Horus became the king and from him descended the pharaohs.

Another version, this one by Plutarch[7] states that Set made a chest that only Osiris could fit into. He then invited Osiris to a feast. Set made a bet that no one could fit into the chest. Osiris was the last one to step into the chest, but before he did, Set asked if he could hold Osiris's crown. Osiris agreed and stepped into the chest. As he lay down, Set slammed the lid shut and put the crown on his own head. He then set the chest afloat on the Nile. Isis did not know of her husband's death until the Wind told her. She then placed her son in a safe place and cast a spell so no one could find him. When she searched for her husband, a child told her a chest had washed up on the bank and a tree had grown up. The tree was so straight the king had used it for the central pillar of his new palace. Isis went and asked for her husband's body and it was given to her. The god of the underworld told her that Osiris would be a king, but only in the underworld.


27.

None

Topic: Stop Picking On Ngman7

Posted: 08/20/08 12:18 PM

Forum: General

At 8/19/08 07:13 PM, ngmastah wrote: Wait, ngman7 is mentally challenged?

of course he is, hes an evangelical


28.

None

Topic: Stop Picking On Ngman7

Posted: 08/20/08 12:17 PM

Forum: General

oh, cartoon diablo;

can u say alt?


29.

None

Topic: What goes on in the Mod forum?

Posted: 08/02/08 12:35 AM

Forum: General

At 8/1/08 12:53 PM, Laughingbox wrote: They share porn?

damnit, that was my idea


30.

None

Topic: What do they teach in America?

Posted: 07/31/08 07:51 PM

Forum: General

they teach bullshit in our PUBLIC schools


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