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Bernie Mac.

This has to be one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen.

"The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
Second rule, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
Third rule, if someone says stop, or goes limp, the fight is over.
Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight.
Fifth rule, one fight at a time fellas.
Sixth rule, no shirts no shoes.
Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to.
and the Eight and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."

I wouldn't say a damn thing.

Honestly it depends on the maturity of the people involved. I know two friends who started dating Sophomore year and are getting married next year.

This actually isn't that hard of a question. Female pornstars are paid to have sex with men, but the men who are also pornstars (obviously) are also paid. Pornstars are able to pick and choose who they have sex with, they are all in the same occupation they aren't being pimped out and they aren't junkies looking for crack or heroin (I'm sure that there are some pornstars who are junkies). Also look at Jenna Jameson. She sold instructional videos, toys, posters and so on, she built a fucking empire. How many actual prostitutes have you seen improving their lives?

Why...why that's just fine.

For those of you who have heard of or seen the Total Drama series (Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour) like myself, you know that the show runs in a game show format. I've seen them do a lot of things such as on World Tour they let them be chased by beetles, the plane they fly on is falling apart, and whenever someone is voted off they get pushed out of plane wit ha parachute. I got to wondering, if this were a real TV Show would any of the stuff they do on there be legal to do on a real show?

Whats killing Hip-Hop is shit like "Crank That", "Lookin Boy", "My Dougie", "You're a Jerk" and etc.

Women complain about not being equal but when you try being equal they talk shit. Now its not ok to just out right start being the shit out of a girl, its wrong to do with anyone whats so over. Now if a girl is bullshitting you and doing all the stuff this girl is doing to you then she has a big right hook coming to her.

There is a very few Country music that I like just because I don't like the way it sounds.

The reason that going back to school after a long break his hell is because of all the work you have to catch up on. Now had you been getting your work from a friend or the teacher or someone it wouldn't all that fucking bad.

That's honey.

My 3rd grade teacher.

Yes the kid has every right to break his nose. But i followed 2 rules in elementary school through high school and I plan on teaching my kids these too.

If the kids just fucking with you then you tell a teacher or something three times, that way when he fuck with you the fourth time and you break his nose then they can't say you didn't report it first.

If he touches you then you kick his ass.

I was the fat ass in grade school and elementary school. I was chubby in middle school i was average in the 9th grade then i joined J.R.O.T.C. and with all the PT and exercise i started loosing weight and gaining muscle then the MMA came in, started Parkour and now I'm skinny and muscular.

Jism.

Yes I would just to meet them. I really wouldn't need closure about anything Id just like to meet em.

the IPad is nothing more than an over sized IPod Touch.

I do some Parkour, I do Mixed Martial Arts, and I do editing for films at the University.

Trolls would be rampant and we would have more porn then Brazzers.

Yes I have. I still do occasionally but i can't even remember the last time i did since my life has been pretty ok as of yet.

Is this even really a contest? F.E.A.R. takes a giant steaming shit on Left 4 Dead

God knows whats gonna happen to this place...

DP. Double Penetration.

I like a girl with a tummy but I'm no chubby chaser.

At 11/25/10 03:53 PM, kittehg0d wrote: This is even more retarded,

human...milk?

Piercings and Tattoos.

At 11/18/10 09:44 PM, Screamo99 wrote: how the fuck do you honestly find this funny?

Her father is 19. He more than likely thought that he would honestly get away with it.

http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/vi ew.bg?articleid=1296654

A 3-year-old girl in a Dorchester day care complained yesterday that the pink Nike Air Jordan on her left foot was tight, but the teacher discovered the problem wasn't the shoe.

It was the 17 baggies of crack cocaine stuffed inside, police said.

This is so fucking wrong but so fucking hilarious. I would like to know what do you guys think the conversation was like when the police called this girls father and told him why they were calling.