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Just because the state says its legal, it doesn't mean gods going to let them into heaven.

Black people can be racist too? Wow what an amazing country we live in :D

With a head on attack, Id be fucked. He's stronger, bigger, and his much greater reach. Now if I attacked him from behind I might have some sort of chance depending on whether or not I attack him correctly or in the right place.

L.A. Temptation all the way.

I still read regularly. Most people at my school they ask me "what are doing?" "oh im reading so and so book by so and so person" "uhh...whats a boook?"

A friend of mine had Anorexia, it's the kind of thing you laugh at until it happens to someone you know.

Pimp and bomb already beat him too it sorry.

I would literally fuck 2 girls at once.

School sucks but its needed. If you haven't learned anything since the 7th grade then its most likely because you haven't done shit in the class (not to say that there are shitty teachers I've had my fair share of them).

Spicy Chex Mix

I like Porn and Linda

I like new friends...

Cootie

Oh hell yeah. I do it all the time, even if it does cause a scene. If the person didn't want to be embarrassed or made or made fun of or whatever then they should have taken my hints to either shut the hell up or fuck off.

I sprayed my crotch with Axe and lit it on fire, while my friend Kurtis proceeded to stomp it out.

Depends on the ex and on the circumstances of the break up. I have ex's that I'm still perfectly good friends with, and then I have others that I would rather cut myself with a rust and dull steak knife than talk to em.

I like it shaved and smooth like an egg.

Who the fuck is drinking all of my water?

I'm no expert but from the people with OCD that I know, I would say you do even if its only mild.

Something or someone would have come by sooner or later and killed it anyway. If you ask me I say you did the right thing, because if some kid who was going to turn into the next Jeffery Dahmer had found it before you, instead of killing it so that it wouldn't suffer anymore and probably die of starvation anyway, he probably would have taken it home and tortured it.

At 1/22/11 03:25 PM, JabberWocky wrote:

At 1/22/11 03:23 PM, wagonkiller wrote: When are there ever healthy drug addicts? the term addict implies that they are not healthy.

People who use steroids are healthy.

mmm...i love me some roid rage, shrinking of the testicles, depression, and suicide. But when a person uses steroids for medical reasons like recovering from a serious accident or surgery? No happening.

At 1/22/11 03:20 PM, JabberWocky wrote:

At 1/22/11 03:18 PM, AntiHero1317 wrote: This is just basic common sense. Who are you most likely going to have as your health coach a Meth Addict or a fit, healthy person with their life in tact?

What if the fit, healthy person was a drug addict?

Then sooner or later you'd pick up on that and hopefully you'd also have the common sense to find another health coach. If its the only one you can afford or find then its a choice between "Working out with my friends using useful and reliable information from medical and fitness sites" or "Work out with a drug addict."

I guess I can say that i like Chipotle but its just more like if its offered I will eat it but Id rather pick a different place if it were my choice.

This is just basic common sense. Who are you most likely going to have as your health coach a Meth Addict or a fit, healthy person with their life in tact?

Those things were fucking delicious and its a load of bullshit that they stopped producing them.

My favorite one is when a girl is working off some money she owes to a guy. He treats her like crap and one day she poured the massive amounts of gas or alcohol she used to clean his house in the toilet but forgot to flush, so when the guy goes to take a huge dump he drops his cigarette into the toilet and he gets blown up.

In my old churches bathroom we've already found 6 condoms, 2 of them recently used. People have been caught having sex in it countless times and its rarely cleaned.

Ass.

Sixteen-year-old Hatsune Miku filled stadiums of adoring fans on a recent concert tour. Her albums have topped Japan's music charts. She's attracted more than 55,000 Facebook followers. Oh, and one other thing worth noting: She's totally fake. Miku is a singing digital avatar created by Crypton Future Media in Sapporo, Japan. Crypton's software, which retails for about $200, allows anyone to write lyrics and melodies for avatars to perform on-screen in a lifelike voice synthesized to sound like real-life Japanese pop stars. (A 3-D hologram of Miku performs at her "live" concerts.) Since Miku was introduced to the world in 2007, more than 30,000 songs and movies about her have been created, and you can see many of them on YouTube and the Japanese video-sharing site Nico Nico Douga. Though Miku-mania started in Japan, it's now catching on in the U.S. Last fall, Miku made her first American appearance at the New People center in San Francisco's Japantown.
-Upfront Magazine.

Are you fucking kidding me? People are really spending their money and filling up entire stadiums to see someone who isn't real, who they know is using someone elses modified voice?

Discuss.

But something from the NG shop.