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Thanks Captain Ig'nant!

Its ironic how you don't like the word ironic being used in the wrong connotations.

I don't think its wrong at all. I mean they could just take the car and leave they don't have to give them a chance to get it payed off.

Soft Drink: Dr. Pepper
Energy Drink: Monster

Between the two: Dr. Pepper

Not very much effort at all.

I fucking love Hooters. My friends hot sister worked there and it was there that she learned to set a stool upside down, sit on it, and make it spin with her hips while pouring a beer.

Show her your dick.

Professional Free-Running/Parkour is awesome and should only be learned/taught/practice in a safe place. The dumb asses you ran into probably saw it in a movie or youtube.

I think in the beginning of the fight Predator would violently rape Batman, then Bruce Wayne is going to go into a deep depression have some weird revelation about himself and his life and then pull some magic wand out of his ass to make himself win.

20,000 people on stopped liking him when he got his hair cut, I think that should get a message across to him.

I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back
Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack
Heaps of heroine aint no joke
Marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke coke coke coke
Coooooke
Drugs for life that's my plan
But now I have no attention spaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

Freddy wouldn't stand a fucking chance against Wolverine. First of all Wolverine can regenerate, if you cut him up into tiny little pieces he will come back together if you give him enough time. Second of all Freddy can only hurt you in your dreams AND thats only if you're scared of him Wolverine isn't going to be scared of some child molester in a Christmas Sweater.

Trying to say bullying is only Natural Selection is one of the most idiotic things I have ever heard in my life. Though yes we humans are animals we don't think on instinct we should have the ability to know "I shouldn't beat the shit out of this kid cause hes smaller than me" (Haha me saying shit like this on Newgrounds). Anyways take UFC Welterweight Champion Geroges St-Pierre when he was in elementary and middle school he was bullied relentlessly, to the point where he would find alternate routes to and from school and to and from classes. Look at him now he is able to beat any of those guys who bullied him silly and a lot of other UFC Fighters were probably bullies as well and thats what got them into Mixed Martial Arts. So if bullying was Natural Selection GSP shouldn't be the Champion of a sport wher ethe soul purpose is to beat the shit out of the other person.

If your coming to Newgrounds asking people to help you pick which tattoo you should get, then obviously you aren't responsible or mature enough to get a tattoo.

Marriage

Yes, I know I've made like 5 other threads like this but personally this is the only use I have for this forum, and for some reason i keep remembering these games I used to play (or seen trailers for) when I was little.

Anyway, I'm trying to find out the name of a game I saw the trailer for on a Demo Disc. As far as I can remember the game is about this kid thats in either elementary or middle school, so age 10-13 or so. He gets treated like crap by his science teacher who I think locks him in a closet or a cabinet or something. Anyway something happens where him and his dog (i think) get abducted by aliens or something.

And I know for a fact its not Heart of Darkness.

Breaking my collar bone and having a root canal.

Kevin Bacon has said, thus it shall be.

This is a video full of a bunch of racially challenged white teenagers. Whats so awesome about this?

The PCP skit was my favorite

I'm pretty sure there has been a thread like this made already but I haven't seen it so I'm making this one.

With Thor being released on May 6th I got bored and decided to do some random searching on both Thor the Marvel comic book hero and the Norse God of thunder. Then I thought to myself doesn't the existence of Thor, Loki, and Odin disprove Christianity and all other religions except for (Whatever fucking religion that is) in the Marvel Universe?

I fucking hate coconuts. Pretzel M&M's are the greatest thing ever.

America is fucked

I don't get Yahoo Answers. The majority of those people are googling the answers anyway so why don't you just do that yourself?

I want a penicorn in the nephews happy meal.

Yes

Not at all. I'm not a very active user in the forums, I rarely make topics and when I do they never go past 2 pages (though I think I hit 3 once, go me) and my posts aren't all that clever. So nothing to hate here.

MANswers

masturbating while i watching brad pitt and david beckham pounding each other.

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