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Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted July 22nd, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

I am again requesting a new sig. I was hoping for something Zombie themed this time. Only two specific things I'm requesting is of course "AntiHero" somewhere in it, and also if one of you can to make the letters look like they're rotting. Other than that go nuts.

Black Ops Zombies Posted July 20th, 2011 in Video Games

This is just a rant just to let you all ahead of time.

I have both the Playstation 3 and XBOX 360 but I play Zombies on the PS3. Personally I like the "Five" map over Kino, I don't know why I just do. Anyway I can't believe I didn't notice it before but everyone on the PSN is a fucking moron. They open doors and barriers too early, they run past completely open windows or windows that are about to be busted through, they kill zombies at windows but don't repair the barriers. Fuck I was just playing and some asshole opened the door on the other side of the room in the second round and his idiot friend went down stairs by round 4 or so. Honestly I think these things should have a fucking ranking system so you can't open those things until you reach a certain level or rank.

Response to: Driving Pet Peeves Posted July 12th, 2011 in General

As you said Texting will driving, I just don't see the fucking point the message will be there when you're done it can wait. Making turns or changing lanes without turning on your blinker...how in the fuck is it going to hurt you to move your finger not even 2 inches to tell the person behind you that your changing lanes or making a turn?

Response to: Mentor of your choice Posted July 8th, 2011 in General

Charlie Sheen.

Response to: What should I put on my shelf? Posted July 1st, 2011 in General

Bacon Strips.

Response to: What's sex like? Posted June 23rd, 2011 in General

At first I thought it was. Then I heard stories about guys getting up in the middle of sex, getting dressed, and leaving wherever he was to borrow a game or to go buy a game he some how just then realized was out, so...I can't accurately say anymore.

Response to: Canada! Posted June 23rd, 2011 in General

Dear America,

After unleashing the horror known as "Hannah Montana" upon us we have decided to retaliate. It's name is Justin Bieber and no one will be spared.

Sincerely yours,
Canada.

Response to: You little whore.. Posted June 23rd, 2011 in General

Yes now go get me some more.

Response to: JK Rowling announcement(?) Posted June 23rd, 2011 in General

Shes going to announce another Harry Potter book and those actors are going to be pissed.

Response to: Profile Pic Posted June 22nd, 2011 in General

Scott Pilgrim is the shit.

Response to: Ever seen a show that tried... Posted June 22nd, 2011 in General

In Surrogates some old dude invented robots to let disabled people be able to safely interact with society but people abused it and substituted human interaction with living through those robots. At the end of the movie you find out the old dude got pissed at people for doing this so he planned on killing them all. I did not feel bad for this old fucker because he could have easily just destroyed the robot but noooo he has to be an asshole and try to kill all the people too...dick.

Response to: Ed, Edd, and Eddy Mindfuck Posted June 22nd, 2011 in General

I think...who cares?

Response to: Boy Saved From Suicide Posted June 22nd, 2011 in General

Pretty smart idea actually.

Response to: Netflix sued by the deaf Posted June 22nd, 2011 in General

Do I think they should have more closed captioned material? Yes. Do they HAVE to have it? Hell no. You don't see deaf people suing movie theaters for not having subtitles during movies do you? Wait for it to come out on DVD either way your paying for it.

Response to: Tallest Building You've Been On? Posted June 22nd, 2011 in General

Tallest buildings I've been on were the Twin Towers in the 2nd grade before 911 and the Empire State building so many times I don't even remember anymore.

Response to: If you were god... Posted June 21st, 2011 in General

The person who thought it would be a good idea to bring "Almost Naked Animals" to America.

Response to: Life without a penis Posted June 21st, 2011 in General

Depending on how much money it took to become a woman, I'd kill myself.

Response to: "Side effects may include..." Posted June 17th, 2011 in General

Accutane is a strong prescription medicine for acne. I know numerous people who have used Accutane. It will dry the fuck out of your skin and actually make it worse for the first two months or so, and it will give you intense suicidal thoughts.

Response to: Guy Pays 1.5 Million for a Rock Posted June 17th, 2011 in General

Yahoo said the page I requested was not found...

Response to: You have 5 minutes to kill yourself Posted June 17th, 2011 in General

I would fly into the sun and die a horribly hot and imaginably painful death.

Response to: If you could... Posted June 17th, 2011 in General

I would make myself be able to divide by zero.

Response to: Dinosaur Lumps Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

Nads

Response to: Is it animal cruelity? Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

I don't think its animal cruelty if anything its putting your friend in danger because I don't care what kind of animal it is, at some point it will be pissed and it will attack.

Response to: Things that piss you off in porn? Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

Point Of View or "POV" scenes. I don't care how you angle the camera to make me feel like I'm fucking a gorgeous (for the most part) women, fact of the matter is I know that's not my dick...so stop it...right now.

Response to: Bbs Regular & Mod Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

J-REX 4 MOD!

Response to: Grandmother arrested for deadly sex Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

I'm sure its how he wanted to go...

Response to: Demons are taking over your town. Posted June 13th, 2011 in General

I would get naked and rub my nipples while air humping in front of their demon forces. Nothing and no one can attack someone doing that.

Response to: Do you find me sexy NG? Posted June 13th, 2011 in General

I would do things to you that shouldn't be repeated in public.

Response to: Your NG Username Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

Great another one of these.

Response to: If you were to commit suicide... Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

I'd pull a Nick Swardson and yell "Who fucking farted!?" before shooting myself in the mouth.