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stop trying to act smart

i wish this had been recorded, as long as it was real though i hope its real...i would be very disappointed if it was not real because its amazing reminds me of another story like this but the guy was high and he found a troll but it turns out it was a 7 year old with downs and he called the police and got a $5000 dollar reward for finding the kid, which technically means he got $5000 for smoking pot

id like to see you go up to someone and say that

kick them in the balls and then you curb stomp them

but it works and you know that if you were trying to get ratings and viewers on youtube, you would be doing the same so don't complain.

so you confused the dream with real life AFTER you woke up? i swear people like you need to die

no because there are exercises women can do to keep their vaginas from getting all loose and shit, and if shes done them then you should be ok. Just make it clear your not gonna be a dad

because people always need something to bitch about

I never used it myself but my friend like you and everyone else who has used it, has run into A LOT of penises

ah but that was a movie, who do you think killed Bruce Lee in real life

Stress Relief Dolls shaped like Breasts

you should have seen this coming

So because the one stupid Mexican (( im Hispanic )) wanna-be gangster does some stupid shit that makes all teenager unruly? Im out of high school already but even when i was i hated being compared to dumb shits like that

Defiantly Peggy because Louanne is suppose to be a hot girl and at least you can pound her afterwards

i would kill ANYONE and EVERYONE affiliated with Twilight in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM that has to do with liking it in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM

If i mushroom stamp you with my penis i will knock out your molers

"The Rouge Knitter"? really?

thats pretty fuckin awesome i would use it if i had either

I am a vast encyclopedia of completely useless knowledge

gay no longer means homosexual. sure someone might ask you "are you gay?" but other than that it is no longer used ot refer to homosexuals as far as i can tell. from what i see people use it to describe dumbass things or just things that annoy them. if they were insulting your sexuality in anyway they would have said "fag" or "fagget" or "abomination". and a homosexual friend of mine agrees

My Bedroom Door, The Bathroom Door, several coffee mugs, car window and windshield, computer mouse and keyboard, my knuckles, my nose, other peoples noses, popped a girl implant ((long story)), and a kids laptop.

Shut Up, Stop Complaining and Enjoy It

Did it have large talons?

i use em

im a perfectionist depending on what it is im doing

if your lucky hell just want the website :P

your not alone i got sent to court and fined for headbutting a hick and breaking his nose for calling my a "dirty mother fucking wetback mutt" even after everyfucking witness who heard him say it nad say him slam my head into the locker say "yes he said it" and "yes he was hostile first'

the falling is your fault for trying to go all matrix on the rail but im the youngest and i locked myself in the bathroom and do nothing just to piss off my sister

Spanish,French,German((Rusty)) and i am in the process if learning Esperanto

depends were it is im eating if its a place like lets say Olive Garden or other fancy place there isn't a chance that the waiter is a druggie unless he or she got lucky and has never been arrrested because of the habit but more than likely tey already have and wouldnt score a job there.