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At 8/25/09 03:18 AM, death32320 wrote: Shoot it up of course.

That made me lol.

And yes, I have tried grabbing peoples cocks and trying to rape their sister to no avail. (in response to ay possible generic NG serious question answers)

I'm going into highschool this year. A highschool where nobody will know me. I'm a bit of a nerd, and I get good grades and stuff. I'm not nerdy when I'm around people though. The only problem is, nobody will spread the hood word about me, because I will do so well in class (so I think).

I'm not even close to a typical nerd. I may spend alot of time on the computer, but I am not afriad of getting introuble or hurt. And I'm not afraid to party.

I can't make friends on the bus because my dad is driving me

So, can anyone give me some advice on what to do when I walk into my school, not knowing anyone from anywhere?

My uncle used oranges, syringes and vodka to smuggle alcohol into Six Flags. I didn't get any.

:That greedy bastard.

At 8/17/09 02:02 AM, Magik-Waffle wrote: If you don't want a girlfriend, why on Earth would you ask her out?

I really have no idea. Like, I want to explain it, but I can't.

At 8/17/09 02:00 AM, TheFlameAlchemist wrote: I agree with the guy above me cause it could just be an old guy

I know it's not an old guy, I mean, she's been to family parties (that's how I got her MSN)

At 8/17/09 01:59 AM, Nessbeatsfox wrote: You need to get to know her first, not just through MSN. Then, if you become really good friends, ask her out.

Looks like my friend was right, there are worthwhile people here. He also told me that stupid shit would be posted too.

Thanks for the advice. I must be stupid, because I didn't think of that. XD

Note: This is probably going to be very long, and detail heavy. Read at your own risk.

My friend says there are some worthwhile people here that can help me out here, so he let me use his account to ask this.

Alright here goes nothing,

I am going into high school this year. My cousin and her friend are going to the same school. Her friend is also aquatinted with me. I got her MSN a while back and we talk almost every night. I'm 80% sure that she likes me and 50% sure she wants me to ask her out. I have no problem with this, but, my cousin, my mom, my dad and her dad might. I don't really want a girlfriend, but my whole family knows this girl, and they tease me about liking her. I don't really care, because I do like her.

As I said, I don't want a girlfriend, but if I happen to get one, I'd hope it was her. Can I please have some advice on what to do? I honestly have no idea what to do, since I barley know her besides MSN, and we already plan on hanging out...

At 8/14/09 09:51 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote:

At 8/14/09 08:59 PM, AntiAliasProductionz wrote: I hate Britney Spears. My whole family except me was going. My mom wouldn't let me use her credit card to buy a subscription for months. Then she said to get a subscription I had to go to the concert.

Um...so...get a job and pay for a subscription with your own money?

I do, but I buy all my xbox stuff online, so I need to use my moms credit card.

At 8/14/09 09:02 PM, Sekhem wrote: Britney puts on awesome shows, I would go.

But her music makes me sick...

At 8/14/09 08:56 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Im confused.

Are you angry? Are you being forced to go? Xbox live?!

MAKE SENCE DAMN IT!

Sorry, I am pretty pissed off.

I hate Britney Spears. My whole family except me was going. My mom wouldn't let me use her credit card to buy a subscription for months. Then she said to get a subscription I had to go to the concert.

Britney FUCKING Spears. That's fucking right. My mom works at this place that gets free tickets sometimes and this time- they got Britney Spears. My mom said to get on Xbox live (my card ran out) I have to see Britney Spears. Discuss.

Wanna know how I know god isn't real? I prayed for my friends mom to stay alive. Guess what? She died. I also prayed for his dad to realize that he needed to support his son. Guess what? His dad is living on the street and he's living with his grandma. And even after praying for his grandma to survive cancer, guess the fuck what, his grandma died.

My friend may have had bad luck, but all the people at my former church prayed for him. God should have at least given him something. Now he is in a strict foster home. Fuck "god".

At 8/13/09 12:59 PM, HAHABUSBOY wrote:

At 8/13/09 12:57 PM, CCCAGENTCHARLES wrote: MY MOTHER SAID I AM VERY CUTE AND I AM VERY SMART I GOT A C IN MATH AND A B IN ART AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWIZE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME.

Tell your mom I said hi. She'll know what I mean.

That's mean. This is obviously a person in special ed, and you want to insult his mother by saying she sucked your tiny penis? You're a dick.

Yes! I would LOVE to be Charles friend! I also like to take picture and play games! We'll get along great! My phone number is 123 4567! Call on me!

I miss turning off some TV shows, like goosebumps, I never could watch that as a kid.

I miss ReBoot, that was one sick show. I Am Weasel is another one. I remember I Am Weasel running back to back with Cow and Chicken. Looking back at the clips from youtube, I wish I was older so I could understand a lot more jokes.

Bromwell high and O'Grady were shows I'd occasionally watch, I thought they were funny, but then again, I was 10 so.

TV is shit now, besides maybe 5 or 6 shows. :(

Welcome back Timzilla.
Are you going to be joining in on the conversation, or just dropping in one in awhile?
Also, did AAP ever make that animation or bring in some results from the art contest?

He never stuck around to see it through. As far as I'm concerned, it's another one of his "scrapped projects."

Oh yeah, BTW my whole account is a scrapped project. I made a new account, with some friends, one whom is good at programming. This account is no more. Just to fill y'all in. Oh, and I was still gonna finish the animation, but I lost everything in a failure of a linux installation. That's what I get for trying to partion my HDD 4 times...

If anyone wants to continue the animation(aka start), I can whip up the sprites again, but sadly, I have lost all interest in madness :'(. Oh well. But yeah, consider me dead. Buhbye.

I know there have been threads about it, threads explaining it blah blah blah.

But I want to spread the word and am tired of making shitty maps with stupid people. So I came here. Anyone wanna play? http://www.sauerbraten.org/

I am honestly surprised at this turnout.

I honestly think this will average at about 3.00-4.00. Nothing too great or amazing. And from what I have seen, it looks pretty choppy.

At 5/22/09 01:56 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: No. The IT rooms are out of boundry and a teacher caught me in there. I had to pull my stick out and shut the Pc's down.

Heh heh. Pull your stick.

At 5/20/09 01:18 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: Ever since i was 11 and obtained Macromedia Flash Professional 8 i wanted to do a animation course with my GCSE's. Ive got second thoughts after today.

All began with a IT lesson. Our teacher said were gonna be doing animation today, i was so happy! "Finaly" i shouted! As the lesson started he introduced everyone to the program (nothing i havn't seen before). All was well. My freind said something about me to the teacher like "He's got Flash, and makes ownage animations! :D" The teacher just flamed him, looked at me and said "You have Flash!?" "Yes" i proudly stated "Well!? Would you like to teach it when your older!?" he shouted. "I wouldn't mind it" "RAWR RAWR RAWR" He flamed me so hard. That pissed me off so much.

Then he started by saying "were gonna animate a eye; blinking and next week, were gonna animate a animal tail" I was like WTF!? Pathetic. He started with the oval tool and made this shitty circle that looked like a egg and started to motion tween it. It looked retarded. The class was amazed but all you could hear was me in the background shouting "Choppy!". Everyone said "Huh? You could do better!?" This pissed me off even more.

Everyone started on the computers. All shit and couldn't figure out what to do (i know that might be harsh, because ive been animating for years and they've only just looked at the program). I started, using FBF i created a anime eye(blinking), then the camera panned out and a anime character was revealed, i animated him spinning, jumping and then entering a walk cycle. This pissed the teacher off because i went off subject. He finaly realised i had the program and have been working with it for years. (which i tried explaining in the begining). Everyone praised me.

Later he all called us to the front and showed us Fireworks. (a picture editing program). Ive also used it before. But i don't enjoy it. My girlfriend has photoshop and starting making comments; like i had done in the begining. He took a picture of a cartoon owl he found on Google Images and cut it out in Fireworks, pasted in Flash and put these shit eyes onto it. My girlfriend made a comment (which i laughed at so hard) "Yeah.." *class starts cheering* "Now comes along the copyright lawyers".

Generally the teacher was being a dick and i'm definitly NOT looking forward to our next lesson. He even put my friend into detension.

I'd show you the animation i did but it's saved on the school computers, sorry :c

So, Newgrounds? How anything like this happened to you? And has it pissed you off?

Uh oh I'm here.

Ok, first off, I doubt anyone should call your animations "ownage". Obviously you were better at it than them but still, urghhgh.

Second, I have no fucking clue what class YOU are in, but any animation classes I have taken have started with clothing design and clothing movement.

You WERE acting like an asshole, here is what you SHOULD have done instead

Make a more detailed eye
Make a smoother movement
Go into wrinkle details

That way, you wouldn't have gone off topic and still showed him better.

Trust me. I would post some class animations of mine, but as your problem is, it is on the school computer, although the best one will be shown at the Toronto Film Festival.

I take it this was a mandatory middle school class and not an in depth class, otherwise, get the FUCK out of there. My ITT actually KICKED KIDS OUT for being slow and shitty.

Sincerely, AAP

p.s before you comment on how my "advice" was irrelevant to the topic asked, I'll give you a story

So this was back in '06, when I was just beginning my collage course(Yes, there is a collage course open for young people) and my mom thought nothing of putting me in a higher level class. Since I was 12, they put me in the beginners class. They told me to do simple stuff. I complied. After they simply put me in a higher up class.

No pic yet. But I have my idea here. It's called "Super Game and Watch World Advanced". It's basically the intro to Super Mario World with game and watch themed stuff.

At 5/12/09 06:44 PM, Holmfry wrote: We also have a new contributor to the collab, Holonboy (making a game).. which leaves us with only 2 available slots!

Keep a slot available for me, although I have no B/A, i'll do it, then post it on STW or something. Movie, btw.

At 5/9/09 09:38 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Ive played and beaten all 3 of the DLC. I found the pitt to be a good time. Anchorage was rather tedious to me, but you get some awesome weapons in return.

Like the other poster said, Broken Steel is the best hands down. You kinda get to continue the game, and see where things picked up/left off. I finished it today and thought it was great.

Alrighty, purchasing it now, thanks for the help. I might get another 200 points and buy the pitt.

At 5/9/09 09:29 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Broken Steel.

It's pretty much Fallout 3.5.

Alright. I think I'll get it after a few more replies.

Which one is best? I am thinking the Broken Steel one, but I have yet to beat the game. I want to know if it is worth my money, and if not, which one is. I have 1400, so I can only get one.

Does this answer anything? http://www.ubuntugeek.com/images/conky/1 .png

If not, you must be using a newer or older version of ubuntu.

Oh. There is no system tab. :(

At 4/17/09 07:44 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: It should be on the top bar, under the system category.

Just check all the drop down menus until you can find something like it.

I can't find anything that even says Preferences.

Nobody is gonna help me, eh?

At 4/17/09 07:31 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: Im a PC, sorry.

Why would you post then? :P

Sorry, I just downloaded Linux Kernel Xubuntu. I honestly can not figure out where the fucking system>preferences is. Please help. Sorry for being a complete moron, I know the answer is probably so obvious...