203 Forum Posts by "Anti901"
Phallic = dick-like.
Dictionary much? Use it.
I really just buy shirts based on how I like them... I personally hate polos, so preppier brands generally don't help me that much there. But I'd have to say Aeropostale makes the best jeans, hands-down. They sell actual jeans with none of that pre-stressed bullshit. Just good, durable, bootcut jeans.
Oh my god, I miss the Puppet Pals and Justice Friends segments too. And Angry Beavers. God, I loved Angry Beavers. And Powerpuff Girls. (I was like six years old... you watched it too, admit it.) And... And Ren and Stimpy! They completely stopped showing Ren and Stimpy towards the end of the nineties! What the hell is that! Man, there are no good cartoons anymore. It's all kids stuff now. Well, I guess it was kids stuff then too, but by god, it was funnier.
And I was a kid then.
I miss Dexter's Lab. The good ones, back when Gennedy Tartakovsky was in charge.
Your mom didn't know pain until I was through with her.
I'm only typing with one hand too ;)
Wrestling singlets are the worst, because they're hella tight and whenever you walk it rubs your cock against your leg, then if you get a boner there's no hiding it. And if you land wrong your pubes get ripped out between the mat and your pelvis.
Don't ever wrestle, kids. It's not worth it.
At 8/25/07 11:06 PM, Mjolnir-1 wrote: A 100,000 ton fire-resistant, immovable pillow.
HA.
Beat that!
Put their face in it and suffocate them.
Face it, I've pretty much disproven everything that's been said for the past 3 days. Anything small can be put in the eyes, anything medium-sized can be used to smother, anything big can be used to hit them with, and anything huge can be used to throw them into. Whether you're actually killing, just hurting, or merely distracting someone with it, EVERYTHING IS A WEAPON.
At 8/25/07 10:49 PM, PieXNinja wrote: A single sterile non-infected hemoglobin microbe of the same bloodtype as the victim.
That's a good one, but eventually it would have the potential to necrotize, clot and kill them.
At 8/25/07 10:33 PM, coolbreeze01 wrote: A PEA!!!!! ha, can't kill someone with a pea!
Flick it into their eye.
At 8/25/07 10:34 PM, Hellian00 wrote: A soul.
Well, if you truly believe souls exist, then you may be willing to believe that supernatural forces could exist as well. If that is the case, you could attack someone with an astral projection or something. Otherwise you could just attack them with something that exists.
At 8/25/07 10:34 PM, ADHD1134 wrote: The superstring theory.
Use a hyperspatial warping device to cause the strings comprising the body of the victim to oscillate to the point where he tears apart into a state of non-existence on the four observed dimensions.
At 8/25/07 10:43 PM, MuffDiver102 wrote: a gatorade bottle
Smack them with the cap end, it hurts like a bitch.
:I could do this all day. In fact, I have.
Does thinking Corbin Bleu is hot count as a gay moment? I mean, I'm not gay, but if I was... damn.
Yeah, I guess that counts.
At 8/25/07 05:33 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: A harry potter book with cartboarded frames!
Cardboard or not, it still weighs a fucking ton.
At 8/25/07 10:52 AM, oddworth wrote: Grass.
Set a field of grass on fire. Voila, you just wiped out a small army. Or, in a one-on-one fight, you can get it in someone's face if they have grass allergies, poke them in the eye amd blind them if you have a stalk of grass, or whistle in their ear and deafen them if you have a blade of grass.
At 8/25/07 10:55 AM, andhination wrote: a stamp, they cant give papercuts becuase the edges are shaped funny, they cant be used to choke somebody (trust me my friend eats them) and if you tried to use it as anything else youd just completely fail
Throw it at their face. I'm not suggesting it's a good weapon, just the fact that it could be used as one.
At 8/25/07 06:54 AM, SSThunderbolt wrote:At 8/25/07 05:34 AM, DlME wrote:No, breathing pure oxygen will kill you in a couple of days...At 8/25/07 05:04 AM, SSThunderbolt wrote: Pure Oxygen is a weapon! =Ofreeze it and shove it down your throat
Or a couple of minutes if you're deep undewater.
At 8/13/07 07:26 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote:
Less talk more rokk is quite easy on expert.
Yeah, the sequence is easy, but it tires your hand out like a bitch.
I hang out with some of the hottest girls in my whole school, but I'm just not attracted to any of them. Everyone wonders why I'm not dating any of them. I'm looking for a real connection, and nobody else seems to understand that. I don't want to have sex before I'm married; I've had girls dump me because I wouldn't have sex with them, and everyone just wonders why. I've got to be the only guy out of 5000 in my school who's looking for a real relationship.
Everyone's just so shallow today. The dudes are all a bunch of drugged-out horndogs and the chicks are all a bunch of plastic, braindead sluts. I mean, I don't dislike the girls for their personalities. I love girls, I love hanging out with girls, it's just that I've only been attracted to one or two of them. I know a few that like me, but there's just nothing there because they have no personality to them. I'm gonna be single for a long time, not because I'm unattractive, but because I'm unattracted.
And that's why public school is lame.
At 8/24/07 11:37 PM, SitwiththeGuru wrote: My first orgasmic experience was in 8th grade. A girl was reaching for her purse, but she grabbed my dick. It felt so good.
One time I tried to high-five a chick, but I completely missed and grabbed a heaping handful of her left boob. Twice. Luckily she was the kind of girl who tends to get her boobs grabbed a lot, so she didn't mind. She was like a nine out of ten, too.
At 8/24/07 11:09 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: What's wrong with punching girls? They want equality don't they?
THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY
:unless she burns the toast.
Cuban cigars should be legal, and public beatings should be legal.
At 8/24/07 11:02 PM, Ceti wrote: one cotton molecule.
Cotton is made of cellulose, which is in the skin. You have skin on your hand. Punch them.
At 8/24/07 11:07 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: The internet.
Look up how to kill them online.
At 8/24/07 11:09 PM, adreniline7 wrote: A Small bit of Granola. (Think Smaller than a pea)
Throw it into their eye or make them choke on it.
At 8/24/07 11:10 PM, Ragenaric wrote: i have a weapon... in my pants :D
Good luck with that one.
At 8/24/07 10:24 PM, Russ3ll wrote:At 8/24/07 10:18 PM, Anti901 wrote: But that's life, huh?Thats what all the people say.
Get it?I agree I'm waiting for a perfect girl.
It's pretty funny, my friend actually dumped a chick who was pretty hot, smart, funny, athletic, into paintball, video games, and football, just because she was a little bit overweight. One man's trash is another man's treasure, I guess. Wait, bad analogy.
At 8/24/07 08:59 PM, MC25 wrote: technically to be a genius your IQ has to be 145 or above
mines 120
Woot woot 147! Then again, IQ really is meaningless.
At 8/24/07 10:12 PM, Roastmasters wrote: hmmmm a bubble?
Make them to slip on the residue. Use it to distract them. Fill it with poisonous gas.
At 8/24/07 10:14 PM, Kain-Ceverus wrote: A drop of water.
Heat it up and get it on them or splash it in their eyes so their vision blurs. Also, since nobody ever carries around a drop of water, you could just drown them in wherever you got the water from. And if you got the drop from a rainstorm? Find a puddle.
I have plenty of friends who are girls, and I know of quite a few who like me, but I'm just staying uninvolved and waiting for the perfect girl to come along. A lot of them are pretty good-looking, but I'm more of a deep relationship guy. Go figure, when I find a girl I actually like she just wants to be friends. But that's life, huh?
At 8/24/07 05:33 PM, cody66 wrote: mashed pattaos
Throw them at the guy's face or try to drown him in them.
At 8/24/07 06:03 PM, N00BH4X0R wrote: Google
Push the guy off a Google server building or look up ways to kill him on Google.
Porn
Distract him with porn while you kick his ass.
Angry face smiley
They make angryface decals that you can fold up and slash at someone with, just like paper.
These things cant kill you right?
No, but they can still be used as a weapon.
right?
Yes, I know I am.
At 8/24/07 05:25 PM, TwilightFox wrote: A blade of grass.
Can be used to whistle loudly in someone's ear, potentially deafening them. Also, if someone has severe grass allergies and you get it by their nose, they'll be a lot easier to take down once they're having an asthma attack.
At 8/24/07 02:45 PM, muchcoolerthanu wrote: O.o everything can be apart from a air hammer? you cant beat them to death with it :D and if you disflate it it is nolonger an airhammer so YES i found 1
Oh, it's still an airhammer, just a deflated airhammer. Which, by the way, you can press onto someone's face to suffocate them, or you can just swing it like a whip. Also, an inflated hammer IS a weapon, just not a very good one.
