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yknow, this site can theoretically run itself, for a while at least. Everything's automated in the portal.. there'd be no more frontpage or news posts from tom, though, and eventually it'd stop working. Chances are if the staff did die, the site would pass to tom or wade's relatives, I guess.

teehee, you said ass

:3

At 10/17/07 02:23 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: Sometimes. Usually early in the morning like an hour before I wake up.

dude, me too... I wake up an hour before my alarm goes off, and I have these crazy dreams for an hour.

I'm aware of myself in a dream every now and then... I only remember certain parts, though.

At 10/17/07 01:51 PM, Zayvon wrote:

Also fuck the 4 topics per day, I have too much to say.

because 3 posts is enough to create far more than 4 topics.

At 10/17/07 02:10 PM, mastergurosp wrote: I doubt it. Through my massive amounts of research on the negro culture and pigments of hteir skin I have come to one conclusion. Stamper has to be... a mexican

If by "Mexican" you mean "skinny white guy."

nice.

haha, that's cool.

FOR A HALLOWEEN COSTUME

FOR A 5-YEAR-OLD

>:C

At 10/17/07 01:37 PM, CazmoV wrote: I am willing to help out here.
PLEASE, GIVE ME A CHANCE AS A MOD!

wow. like, "hey tom fulp, I know you've been beggin me to be a mod, and I decided I can make room in my busy social schedule for you. I'm willing to be given banning and locking powers, not to mention the respect of most of the BBS, and you won't even have to pay me! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Tom. Don't miss it."

Now, let's think, Cazmo. If everyone on Newgrounds who wanted to be a mod WAS one, EVERYONE WOULD BE A MOD. Eveyrone thinks they'd be a good mod, but you have to prove it to the rest of us by being a model poster and NOT asking to be a mod EVER.

From the NG FAQ:
Q: How does one become a moderator?
A: Do not ask to be a mod! Users who are model poster, act mature, and help point out problems to the current moderators if they appear to have overlooked something (without being annoying about it) are invited to become mods themselves. If we decide we need more moderators, this type of consistent, helpful user will be more likely to receive an invitation.

pretty sure this has already been done.

i win for 10 seconds.

lol, totally... That happens in any online game. it happens in fucking online checkers. You're playing some kid and right before you checkMATE his sorry ass, he quits.

happy birthday, BBS.

It'd be really lame is there was someone who had been ere since day one... 8 years of posting :C

wow, lamest movie ever

i'm in awe

I'm not sure which part you're complaining about-- the fact that she got punished for having a cell phone, or the fact that she got punished despite being a straight-A student. Either way, your complaint is totally baseless and whiney.

what type of computer are you using?

pixelaasgafsgafsgasdg

At 10/16/07 06:09 PM, NeonRain wrote: Technically I didnt break any rules. I just linked it to the piece. If I were to be saving it as a PNG. or Bitmap THEN I'd be breaking the rules. But what I can do is ask my friend for the image in a different format.

there's this amazing technology nowadays that lets you CONVERT IT TO A DIFFERENT FILE FORMAT.

and yes, you DID break the Art Forum rules, which state that you have to post your own art IN THE THREAD.

At 10/15/07 10:49 PM, SkySausage wrote: yea, theyre stolen, but NG didnt copyright them :D. and i edited them anyway.... hehe.....

always with that "IT WASN'T COPYRIGHTED!" excuse. Just because something "isn't copyrighted lolol" doesn't mean you can just rip it and use it however you want.

woah, totally forgot to post here... anyway, hey guys... my part is slowly getting done.

At 10/15/07 01:04 AM, senior-twinki wrote: Yes thats it draw the food that your craving! The rules are here:

nice use of gradients, there.

I can't even read it.

GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBS

oh teh noes

At 10/15/07 09:48 PM, Absolutelynothing wrote: I feel like an idiot cause you all have more posts than me.

quick, max out your post limit in every thread you can see!

At 10/15/07 08:53 PM, senior-twinki wrote:

At 10/15/07 08:25 PM, 6-Foot-Barracuda wrote: hell yeah! im back! Tell me what you think. Also you can post art here that has to with my drawing. sorry its cut off... and i know i screwed up on the feet

who are you?

oh yeah, that too. You're not well-known at all... you being "back" isn't an event here.

At 10/15/07 03:37 PM, SpencerMann wrote: Aren't those the Newgrounds wings?

I noticed that too... those wings are jacked off the winged tank.

1. no picture, and
2. threads like this are against the rules.

let us examine the evidence, shall we?

Joxskornerstudios's second post reads as follows:
"Hey Joxskorner Studios is New To Newgrounds And We Have Been Makeing Flash Content For A long Time
We Are A very Trusted Name In Makeing Flash Films We will Also Submit Some Small Movies In Games. So...

Please Welcome Us And Give Us Some Tips On What Newgrounds Needs For More Flash Content Becuase Our Number One Goal Is To Make You Happy With our Flash Content!

Note: I wont Delay If You Send Me A Message Or And Email @www.joxskornerstudios@hotmail.com"

"A very Trusted Name In Makeing Flash Films."
This ridiculous stance is reflected throughout Joxkorner's whole existence.

Joxskornerstudios01 (who, by the way, even stole their name) has no flash on Newgrounds. Never has. Never will. In a recent PM exchange Joxskornerstudios01 (from this point on referred to as JK) said that they had submitted one flash to newgrounds. ONE FLASH. And guess what, it was blammed.

Supposedly, JK has been doing flash work for 5 years. This is patently false. They even make the claim that they have animated feature films in flash--"JoxskornerStudios is one of the best names in full feature flash films!", reads their signature message. However, once again, there is the troublesome problem of a TOTAL ABSENCE OF FLASH WORK. They have no flash on newgrounds, and as far as I can tell, none anywhere else. He also claims to have written several programs, including "a flash animation program" and a 3D animation program called "Clay Lab." Naturally, these are also false. one person cannot create a 3D animation program, or even a 2D one for that matter, that would cost less money to create than purchasing a professional one, and besides-- the movies JK claims to have made with those programs are nonexistent. A Google search shows no online presence anywhere but Newgrounds. In the aforementioned PM exchange, I asked JK to show me something they had done in the past, to prove to me that they were not blatant, worthless liars. In return, I was blocked. To me, this signifies that JK has no flash at all. There is simple nothing to show-- their whole charade on Newgrounds is pointless, an endless stream of boasts and bragging with nothing to back it up.

It's also worth noting that JK has accounts on myspace, youtube, and even a shitty little site he made -- and none of them have any videos on them. There is no video. There is no Joxskorner. IT IS ALL A LIE. A DIRTY, DIRTY LIE. There're so many other discrepancies, falsifications, and arrogant spam posts throughout his time on the BBS that I can't count them.

Get off Newgrounds, Joxskorner. No one believes your claims.

this has been a badly organized report on the utterly faggy Joxskornerstudios01.

TOTORO, YESSSSS. I love that movi SO MUCH.

Anyways-- your pictures look nice. I like the second one the best though.. the first one looks too sparse, and the last one is off... May's face is too tall. After school today, I'm totally drawing something for this thread.

At 10/12/07 10:50 PM, Coaly wrote:

At 10/12/07 10:07 PM, JunkyCow wrote: I SEE

IN THAT CASE, GUYS, HERE'S THIS COLLAGE I MADE USING EVERY NEWGROUNDS THING I COULD STEAL FROM THEIR DOWNLOADABEL .FLA, SO CONVENIENTLY GIVEN TO ME FOR PLAGIARISTIC PURPOSES

BUT ACTUALLY, ITS NOT STEALING SINCE I RECOLORED IT

Says junkycow with utmost conviction.

I added something to that, alright? i altered the color scheme so it would fit with the shirt, I added the white outlines as an aesthetic touch, I added the little brown rays around it. I didn't do much, but altogether made it much more visually pleasing. Before I posted my amazing collage, I wondered whether someone would "call me out" on that, and Coaly wins the prize of exactly zero nothings.

Meanwhile, Joxskornerstudios01, who is, by the way, an incompetent, arrogant, liar, has lovingly applied one filter or another to the ugly old newgrounds logo and created some swirly abomination that is not fit for use as a logo anywhere, for any reason.

At 10/12/07 10:46 AM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: Ok heres mine.

OH, I GUESS WARPING EXISTING NG ART COUNTS

I SEE

IN THAT CASE, GUYS, HERE'S THIS COLLAGE I MADE USING EVERY NEWGROUNDS THING I COULD STEAL FROM THEIR DOWNLOADABEL .FLA, SO CONVENIENTLY GIVEN TO ME FOR PLAGIARISTIC PURPOSES

BUT ACTUALLY, ITS NOT STEALING SINCE I RECOLORED IT

GET IT GUYZ? GET IT?