At 12/24/08 01:37 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: School newspapers are always shit.

Always.

Allllwwaays.

Yeah they are really stupid. But sometimes ours is funny. It had an article about why stealing is good. That was pretty cool.

At 8/26/07 06:58 PM, poryon2 wrote: This is brilliant!

This is fucking stupid. I really hope you guys are joking, and just pretending to be this amused...
God damn I hate the world.

At 11/9/08 09:35 PM, antonyscorner wrote:

you know the old book Mice and Men? Yeah, like that). I hate my life a lot

Damn proactiv takes too long to come

you are retarded guy named lenny?

Start putting it in government insured investments.

Last Monday. It sucks.

At 6/16/08 12:11 AM, Elios wrote: Things were about to get intense, so i headed for the public pool,

Thats what I do when I am in deep shit, personally.

Down with the sickness for sure, but I like "Run" on their new album

rape her

Hahah I now officially love you brittkid. That was awesome.
I love the line about the little winks. Haha brilliant.

At 6/10/08 07:29 PM, BlueShizz wrote: Does it count if they are illegal?

no

At 6/12/08 01:11 AM, Lagatag wrote:

At 6/12/08 12:54 AM, Another-Ryan wrote:

At 6/12/08 12:49 AM, Lagatag wrote: Someone tells me to over the internet

tells you to what?

Kill myself. Aka the thing this thread is about. C'mon man, you're even the TC.

Im sorry to let you down lagatag.
Iwill try better next time

At 6/12/08 01:00 AM, Kalibur wrote: What about 3? I'm thinking you meant being raped a man, but it says sleeping with a man. How in the hell would sleeping with another guy warrant suicide? Unless you did mean rape.

I dont think that i would be able to live with myself after that

At 6/11/08 01:31 AM, Rig wrote:

At 6/11/08 01:29 AM, 666rebel wrote: So I guess you don't want me to ask you what you hate...

lol

My grandmother used to send out birthday cards that said "Have a 'happy' birthday!" She stopped when we all made fun of her. :P

haha you made fun of your "grandma" for a "grammar" mistake!
You are going to "hell" man

At 6/12/08 12:57 AM, Scrotaculous wrote: In a universe with no parallels would a parallel of that universe be possible.

yes. I think

At 6/12/08 12:38 AM, Lagatag wrote: The only girls who like me are nerdier than I am, ugly, emo, into shitty anime, were molested as children, are just generally fucked up, are super religious or have only just met me.

Maybe its time to consider that YOU are the problem...

jay kay I love ya lagatag

At 6/12/08 12:34 AM, Scrotaculous wrote: Why are the only type of girls that I can get. They are either slutty or clingy psychopaths

umm... what other kind of girl is there?

At 6/12/08 12:52 AM, Kalibur wrote: I don't get number 3 and 5 on yours, but oh well.

1. Get caught doing something that would land me in prison for more than 10 years.

And well, nothing else really. I don't really need to have a reason to off myself, just based on how I feel.

Not getting in to college pretty much means that you fail at life.
besides, my dad would end up killing me anyway

At 6/12/08 12:49 AM, Lagatag wrote: Someone tells me to over the internet

tells you to what?

At 6/7/08 01:26 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: My boyfriend just complains that i keep messing up the blankets. so i roll on top of him as a rebuttal.

He wins every time

At 6/11/08 11:42 PM, AndersonCouncil wrote:

At 6/11/08 11:20 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: Considering how much those movies "borrow" from internet and culture trends, I wouldn't be suprised.

Hmmm the only decent response so far (Not suprising). Borrow? More like outright theft. Can't wait for the day that these guys get sued for it and shut down this shit factory once and for all.

NOONE OWNS THE SHIT THAT IT STOLE
they cant be sued for shit that nobody cares about retard

What are some of your Non Negotiables?

By that I mean, what are some things that if you did/that happened in your life you would undoubtedly have to kill yourself?

And i dont mean like, "lol opps now I have to kill myself hahah", but stuff that if you did you would literally go out and shoot yourself.

Here are some of mine:
1. I become a bus driver
2. I bang my mom/dad
3. I have sex with a dude
4. I get divorced
5. I dont get accepted into any college

what are yours?

id be so pissed all the time

yeah tom fulp had a post about that once.

At 6/11/08 05:26 PM, killerjeff wrote: Shes fucked.

lol I get it

I work there but not in Utah.
I have it every day so its kinda losing its charm...
I started at $10 an Hour. I love it.

you will always be 100% gay in my book buddy.

I thought that a FREE credit report would be a little bit more FREE?

At 6/11/08 05:16 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 6/11/08 05:15 PM, Master-of-pancakes wrote:
nah he's right

well maybe I'm making fun of the band

maybe you don't know what I'm doing

maybe you should go shit on your mom

maybe i already did, and now i am grounded, and thats why i am here!

thanks for being SENSITIVE... not... :(

At 6/11/08 10:53 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Your 19, you should be able to handle this shit by now.

seriously.
my advice would be to cut your losses and just completely disassociate yourself with any exes. thats why they are called exes

I miss that