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What is it?
Movies that either parody commercials, or funny "commercials" for EXISTING COMPANIES.

What are the requirements?
550x400, under 45 seconds, needs to be funny. Anything goes, but if it's tasteless, it's not going in.

I have space for ten parts and 2 easter eggs, those don't need to make any sense. I also could use a preloader/menu for the collab. As well as a better name then "The Commercial Collab." I'll also do an animation. ANY contributors whose work is used WILL BE CREDITED. Any profits will be split evenly between all contributors. Any ideas? Type them here.

Yes, it's what our country was founded on. 200 years ago. it's getting old. We need to write a new constitution along the lines of the old one, but with more secular language and more definite guidelines so that bible-beating conservatives can't quote U.S. national scripture.

At 12/3/08 02:45 AM, mikailus wrote:

At 12/3/08 02:40 AM, TurtlesAreCool wrote: xenu is really a turtle

So was Hitler.

and there is a faction of Scientologists who think the world is being manipulated by a bunch of giant space lizards who take the form of people such as: G.W. Bush, The Pope, Bill Clinton, and Tony Blair. But really, it's not that hard to believe. NOW GIVE THEM MONEY. And ironically, spellcheck doesn't recognize Scientologist as a word.

Because war heroes inspire the people, and people think they are prepared automatically for the job. Which is wrong.
Best Presidents

Is it a legal last resort? Or is it orchestrated rebellion, to be met with a fist of iron. And this doesn't only apply to the U.S.

heres a good anarchy post :http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/719 223

I just looked it up, the school does not offer cash payments, they add to school accounts to pay for books, tuition, lunch, e.t.c. SO most of the money stays inside the system.

so now they will not only be uneducated and unable to get a job, but they'll be poorer too! I smell the KKK.

And with Putin at the reins, I have no doubts that it will be. Georgia was first, and they plan to cede some territory to Russia. Who's next? Will the Ukraine once more be Russia's wheat bitch? If Putin has its way, (it=russian=produced in factories, not born) Russia will soon be much larger.

Now my school policy may be one of the most ridiculous ever. The school has a "locked door" tardy policy, if you're in the hall after the bell, you get a 3-hour detention. However, because of one fight between two kids (really an argument, only one punch was thrown, and at a locker,) the school has barred students from entering the school early. That means doors are not open until 5 minutes until first period. The school has 498 academic classrooms, spread over four floors, each with a quarter-mile of hallways. The school currently enrolls 5000, and as such, more than 200 kids have detentions every day.

At 12/2/08 09:21 PM, altanese-mistress wrote: Scientology forces people to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to find 'ultimate truth', forces it's members to totally conform to it's structure or be ostracised and sued or even killed, and offers absolutely nothing on how to live a better life or be a better person. It's a corporation based on selling lies for a small fortune.

"forces its members to totally conform...or even killed"

There is a live dead space post here. That search bar sure comes in handy, doesn't it?

There's a scientific explanation for everything.

Really? Then explain how people still believe religions and God when science has all the answers.

I do not know whether or not it would be safe to drop it into an active volcano. That is something that should be researched.

The problem is that you say active volcano. If you dropped radioactive waste in, it would melt, disperse, and be flung over the whole vicinity in the next eruption. Maybe a very docile volcano, like the one on Hawaii might work.

The real Obama nuts can be found on newgrounds. just look through this topic. IT makes me laugh.

And how about the RCC for instance? The Vatican is the richest city in the world in terms of possessions, and it has influences all over the world. Is is fair that Scientology, similar in aspects of revenue and influence, is subject to tougher scrutinies? And for those who would quote abusive treatment as a cult factor, I have one word for you: Inquisition.

At 12/2/08 05:29 PM, dySWN wrote: I'm still going to go with George Washington. It ain't easy being the first, and his policies shaped our expectations of the official Oval Office occupant.

But did he? Read up on your history. Washington is now famous for not doing anything other than being a hero, while hamilton and others shaped national policy.

Who is the best president ever? I say Polk. He not only gained huge amounts of land for the U.S., but he shaped policy for years to come. And no, Obama is not the best president ever, because he hasn't done a thing yet. So don't even say it.

But I'm assuming you're taking cult as the suicide pact, hawaian punch drinking type. In which case, no it's not.

It was Kool-aid

At 12/1/08 10:22 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote: Its a religion.

I could list a large number of similarities between largely held religions and scientology, but oh no, that's differnet.

And SadisticMonkey is right. The difference is not in revenue, (Vatican City $$$!) but in the time it has existed. If someone told a story like that before other religions, it would be regarded as normal, wouldn't it?

Oh, yes. They're back. Xenu and Tom Cruise are camping in your closet watching what you type. So Don't mess up. No, really. Should scientology even be considered as a religion? Is is just a moneymaking scheme? Should they have the power they do? I think not. How about you?

Now i think that most agree with the use of nuclear fission. How about fusion? Is it possible? Is it safe?

there is a link to my source on my userpage, it has all the information necessary.

The Saudi Arabian gov't set these bans against having sex w/ Catholics just today!

Class A - Unprotected Sexual Intercourse
Life imprisonment.

Class B - Protected Sexual Intercourse
Imprisonment not to exceed 40 years for offenses and imprisonment not to exceed 20 years for offenses prior to this date.

Class C - Oral Sex
Fine not to exceed $10,000 or imprisonment not to exceed 10 years, or both.

Class D - Public Romantic Relationships
Fine not to exceed $10,000 or imprisonment not to exceed 5 years, or both.

Class E - Private Romantic Relationships
Fine not to exceed $10,000 or imprisonment not to exceed 2 years, or both.

Another example of middle-eastern religious extremism!

Ohh yes, it's going to happen. She's the "new generation" of conservative. Ultra-religious, big business, the whole right wing in one person. (I hope her intelligence does not extend to the rest of them.) Obama, on the other hand is the Liberal for the teenagers, and the younger adults. I think that in 2012, it's going to be an epic showdown between the incumbent Barack Obama, and the returning candidate Sarah Palin. It may be a bit early, but I think that 2012 will define policies and patterns for years to come.

Great to see a gun control thread!
I'm a member of the NRA, so you can guess my stance. However, I'm not a rifle-toting redneck. (That would be an insult to rednecks.) I shoot for recreation, I've never liked hunting. I think that guns should be one of two things: outlawed for civilian possession, (if you want to shoot, you get a gun at the range,) or allowed to proliferate in general. Armed robbery is harder when the robbed have deagles hidden up their ass.

At 11/30/08 05:43 PM, Boredy-Mcbored wrote: The adults really have little control over what sexuality the child is going to be because it's the child's decision.

Another interesting topic. Is sexuality genetic, environmental, or a choice?

At 11/29/08 05:31 PM, UTFPImperialWorks wrote: I read all of your links and I think its religious bullshit.
Go and burn in your hell please, while I play starcraft and have sex with hot guys in mine ;3

OH MAH GAWDS, This is a fucking joke. Go back to the first page and read the original post. Then come back without being an absolute fucking retard.

At 11/30/08 05:31 PM, Proteas wrote: Except for the fact that the law is written as "unmarried couples" not "gay people," so this also extends to single people regardless of sexual orientation and couples who simply live together as friends on permanent booty call.

Yeah, but if those couples wanted to adopt, they could get married.

And so what if Arkansas outlawed it? BIG FUCKING DEAL, Gay adoptions isn't legal in the majority of this country, what makes Arkansas so special?

And it isn't just Arkansas. Read the article. It's most states deep south, the center of religious extremism and bias in the U.S. That and Alaska.

Self centered egotisitical nimrod topic starters...

I am better than you. AIDS.

:Yes, Obama ran a hugely popular campaign.
:Yes, he won by a landslide.
:Yes, his victory was marked by a huge shift to the left.
:Yes, his motto is "change we can believe in."

Can we believe that change?

Any change will now come from some of Washington's oldest and elite. Relics of bygone eras making more underhanded deals. How is this a change from the hell that has been the government? Will it truly be a change? Or were we lemmings stupid enough to jump off the cliff together?