Godspeed, Rastamon42. Godspeed.

At 11/27/09 01:43 AM, LBRocker wrote: Uh-oh, everybody! 'Better get your tin foil hats on! The illuminati are coming!

No, that's aliens. And super-secret government satellites (with no connection to the Illuminati). Everyone, grab your Guy Fawkes masks, and follow me to victory!

Edward isn't a vampire. He glimmers. Real vampires fry if left in the sun.

Hey, if you think like that, you miss the best stuff in life.

just means more for the rest of us.

Quite simply, no. This is a topic unworthy of even the least intell-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Happy birthday.

I say that you should try it out. Then, and only then, can you be sure.

Through the Fire and Flames. It's easy enough.

Yeah, but they give people like me a job.

Here's my theory:

Okay, so Mr. Krabs saw a hot whale while he was a sailor. They dated for a while, and everything was cool, until she wanted to settle down with him. After an argument, Mr. Krabs decided to get high, and then decided that he would ask for the (unnamed as of yet, although I want to say her name was Betty) whale's hand in marriage. She said yes, and they bought the anchor house Mr. Krabs has today.

He had made enough money to start his own restaurant, originally called the King Krab. One day, the two had a baby (Pearl), but things weren't so happy. You see, Mr. Krabs loves money, so he spent more time at work, until his wife bitched at him for doing so. He then killed her, but immediately regretted it. Not wanting to go to jail, he hid her body under the King Krab (although she was so big, it would take fifty King Krabs to cover her body, if the sand/sediment didn't already cover her). After that, he renamed the restaurant into the Krusty Krab, subtly noting that his heart was "krusty" with the loss of his beloved wife. In a bizarre twist of fate, to keep the body from being discovered, he puts a little bit of his wife's body in each krabby patty. That is the secret ingredient of the krabby patty, at the Krusty Krab.

I hate when I text someone, and they respond about 16 hours later.

That just means I have a job now. Yay, me. I get to sell scented oils (similar to cologne) and jewelry at a stand in a mall.

Eh, its a living.

Eid spelled backwards is die. Also, it stands for Emerging Infectious Diseases. How dare you, on this, the second-happiest day in America?

At 11/26/09 08:30 PM, geterkikzkid wrote:

At 11/26/09 07:06 PM, JollySpace wrote:

At 11/26/09 06:15 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Lmao, this guy was a true NG'er, and he will be missed.

"I hope you die in hell lol"

Wish granted.

I wished the original James Bond would die a few weeks ago. Then he did that day.

The original Bond is Sean Connery. He's still alive. Who are you thinking of?

At 11/27/09 12:17 AM, jakenator85 wrote: I hate 1337 5P33|< It's impossible to read at times.

The whole idea of 1337 5P33|< is ridiculous. I mean, it's a quasi-code that takes maybe some effort to read, but everyone who reads English can eventually figure it out.

obviously.

Fuck guys, I normally weigh around 195 (I'm pretty tall), and I just weighed myself. I weigh Fucking 210 lbs!

I'll let you guys know how much I weigh when I take a shit.

Happy Turkey Day guys.

-2008- Obama gets elected
-2009- Healthcare passes
-2010- Healthcare bankrupts America, 2 months later- Obama assassinated, a day later, Obama is Martyred
-2011-Joe Biden runs country into ground, China becomes world power
-2012-Obama gets reanimated, eats Chinese brains, China becomes zombie infested, World War Z happens
-2013-Obama (still zombified) starts second term, first undead to be president
-2014- IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!
-2015- ????
-2016- PROFIT!

In my area, it's actually pretty good. Middle school did prepare me for high school. But I don't think that my high school will prepare me for my first choice of college. HINT: it's a service academy.

Nothing prepares you for those.

Reminds me of a thread I made long ago, which Sanjay (as OsamaRama, like I said, LONG ago) had parodied. It started out as "So I heard you liek" and the first sentence was "...GHOST STORIES!" and I proceeded to tell a ghost story. Sanjay (back when he was OsamaRama) parodied my thread, and to this day, I have no idea why. I asked him once, but he never replied, I think. Either that, or he did reply, and said something along the lines of "I don't remember" or something. Wow, thanks for the nostalgia, douche-bag.

Damn dude, that was like a year ago or something.

The Dark Tower Series > Harry Potter Series > Little Bear books > Twilight books.

Truth hurts. Actually, not really.

Why yes, yes I did.

What's it with 20-agers? They fucking think they're adults and treat teenagers as if they were kids. 20-agers also walk with an air of undeserved accomplishment and don't shave. Wtf is up with that?

Human nature. Instinct tells guys that females with big boobs are more likely to have healthy kids, and thus the mind makes bigger boobs=sexier than normal boobs. Of course, this is on an instinctive level, and can be overrided by experience and personal taste.

Drought. Because if it continues without human intervention, everything dies. No life visible to the naked eye, period. Plus, suffering is prolonged in a drought, rather than a hurricane. With a hurricane, at least it happens and then a few days after, damage is pretty much done. Droughts (the very definition implies) last for a long time, and living things need to ration their water for a long time or die.

Discuss drugs, prostitutes, and money, all in good light. Raps that feature these tend to be the most controversial-and therefore best-raps.

Awesome. This should cheer me up. Also, The Dark Tower series by Stephen King is a good one to read. Have fun.

Use a chainsaw to cut the hairs. Best shave of my life.

At 11/18/09 11:48 PM, Guest8792 wrote:

At 11/18/09 11:45 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Well, that's um..nice and all, but... Can we see pics?

Yeah, Ok, just give me a sec.

It's night over here though.

Okay. Crappy pic>No pic.

Now she can concentrate on that porn video that she's been working on.

Come on, we all knew that, right? All Disney celebs are doing it.

Well, that's um..nice and all, but... Can we see pics?