Shit be tight.

At 7/4/09 01:57 PM, SomaGuye wrote: I'm hoping that should get me in, even though I'm sure I've forgotten some good ones.

It does, just wait for a leader to approve you.

At 7/4/09 01:13 PM, Rokuro wrote: Dragonforce and sonata arctica touring together! OMFG

Wow, I understand why to be mega excited for Sonata due to the fact they are AMAZING, but Dragonforce? Come on.

At 7/3/09 10:07 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: btw what's your sisters facebook url

She doesn't have one, she's a MySpace and Twitter whore.

Unlike me, i'm a Facebook and Newgrounds whore.

I added Life-Stream on Facebook and my 14 year old sister walked by as I was on his page accepting his invite and she said, and I quote, "Man he's bangin, is he one of your friends?"

What should I do?

At 7/3/09 07:22 PM, Aci6 wrote: Quite a few for something on the spot.

Not really, most of the members in this club could list hundreds of bands if they really tried.

At 7/3/09 08:25 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Stop being so fucking rude to every single person who wants to join...

Not rude, just mean.

Also, right.

Also, we need to toughen them up.

At 7/3/09 03:06 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 7/3/09 02:52 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 7/3/09 02:42 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Nice triple post.

Especially considering the first and second posts were 8 minutes apart

Yeah that was particularly special.

Well I pressed post it, and it said it was submitting, and then I left my computer.

8 minutes later it was still on the post screen and it said error processing, and I thought that meant it didn't post so I clicked post it again and two more posts appeared.

At 7/3/09 05:18 AM, Life-Stream wrote: The more the merrier.

Haha my sister thinks your hot.

Lolololol

At 7/3/09 03:06 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 7/3/09 02:52 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 7/3/09 02:42 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Nice triple post.

Especially considering the first and second posts were 8 minutes apart

Yeah that was particularly special.

Well I pressed post it, and it said it was submitting, and then I left my computer.

8 minutes later it was still on the post screen and it said error processing, and I thought that meant it didn't post so I clicked post it again and two more posts appeared.

At 7/3/09 12:31 PM, Trivium666 wrote: Job For A Cowboy

Nope.

Slayer
Megadeth
Suicide Silence

Yeah.

Trivium

Personally I consider them metal, but the memebers of this club all hate them so much I think we don't count it.

7 or 8 more bands please.

And thats all i feel like listing at the moment

That's pathetic.

At 7/3/09 12:31 PM, Trivium666 wrote: Job For A Cowboy

Nope.

Slayer
Megadeth
Suicide Silence

Yeah.

Trivium

Personally I consider them metal, but the memebers of this club all hate them so much I think we don't count it.

7 or 8 more bands please.

And thats all i feel like listing at the moment

That's pathetic.

At 7/3/09 12:31 PM, Trivium666 wrote: Job For A Cowboy

Nope.

Slayer
Megadeth
Suicide Silence

Yeah.

Trivium

Personally I consider them metal, but the memebers of this club all hate them so much I think we don't count it.

7 or 8 more bands please.

And thats all i feel like listing at the moment

That's pathetic.

At 7/2/09 10:33 PM, MichaelHurst wrote: Unfortunately when I picked my name MichaelHurst and Michael.Hurst were taken so I had to go with MichaelHurst1.

LOLOLOLOL ADDED.

Actually this is the first time i've ever seen you on newgrounds before. Also, numbers suck ass.

And I added life(Stream) sorry I haven't talked to you in like....months. Haha

At 7/2/09 09:34 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You'd think that, but you'd be wrong. Waking the Cadaver has redeeming qualities. This doesn't. And neither does this.

Is it wrong that I am really, really digging that Blood on the Dance Floor song?

At 7/2/09 08:07 PM, Life-Stream wrote: >:( LifeStream and Life.Stream are taken.

LifeStreams?

You guys are awesome.

You really are.

I'd love to spend a day with all the regular members of this club just hanging out.

At 6/29/09 10:44 PM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: Hey, how come you said really bad answers to my really terrible questions? Hm? You think you can act like a computer and make a wise one, saying it can't be computed, and making the joke thiers no safe route? well I'll give you one last chance

That's not a question.

will you make the rule you have to answer questions well? Hm??? No matter how gay or dumb it is? from now on, every question... will you???

No, I will not make that promise.

Next question! (There's a shitty slow computer here, so I might be on every now and then.

Mods scare me.

Does that make me a bad person?

At 6/29/09 04:51 PM, Fro wrote: I mean it's like asking me if I think you can be a basketball player based off your reviews.

Well stated Courey, well stated!

LOL WUT?

Hey don't make fun of meh. :D

At 6/29/09 03:10 PM, ixintro wrote: Hey! So am I! :D I'm in my 4th year counseling for the Sayre Summer Recreations Program. Goddamn, nothing like 250 screeching children to wake you up in the morning, amirite?! Big difference is that my program is only a day camp, I only work from 8 to 12. And it's only $5 for a kid to join for the all the 8 weeks, $50 if you like outside the school district.

That's not a question.

But it's still awesome. :333

At 6/29/09 03:15 PM, Steak89 wrote: What unusual activities do they offer at the camp?

Nothing really that "Unusual".

Sports, games, swimming, fishing, canoeing, hiking, arts & crafts, etc, etc.

Do you punish boys for peeping in the girl cabins, or help them?

They would get thrown out of the camp if they got caught.

So yeah, i'd say they get punished...they help me though. :P

At 6/29/09 03:37 PM, ClickToPlay wrote: Do you always have a favorite kid? You know, that one who you think is extra cool.

I guess, there are always kids I like more than the rest. Do I favor them? I try not to.

And, by the end of work, as in offically, is it hard to say goodbye to all the children? Or is it a relief?

Bittersweet.

At 6/29/09 03:39 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: First, who are you?

A newgrounds regular.

Second, who are you?

A newgrounds regular.

Third, why the hell are you a camp counselor?

Because it's a job.

The question is, who are YOU?

At 6/29/09 03:41 PM, RWT wrote: If you allowed a little boy to drown, and he came back and killed a bunch of kids every Friday the 13th, would you kill yourself?

Um, no?

At 6/29/09 03:50 PM, KrustyTheClown wrote: What would you say is the toughest job as a camp counselor? Or is it a pretty relaxed job?

Night shift, basically two nights a week you have to stay up till 2 AM making sure none of the kids get up, and you have to get up at the same time as everyone else anyway...7 AM.

At 6/29/09 03:52 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: How can you stand being around annoying little kids for that long?

I can't, but I deal with it.

Shameless bump, this is your last time to ask me something before I leave!

At 6/28/09 11:41 PM, KrustyTheClown wrote: If I have 5 apples and you take 3 away, how many do you have left?

Not enough.

At 6/28/09 11:41 PM, rome-lherison wrote: Will you still be able to read me bed time stories at night.

That's not a question, you need question marks.

At 6/28/09 11:40 PM, Tinkco86 wrote: Is this camp Norwich that you are working at? Because I'm also from MA and I'm curious because I know some people that are working there.

Nope, but it'd be cool if it was the same camp.

At 6/28/09 11:36 PM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: If 2 fat guys try to walk into a bar and both get stuck, what are the 10 (safest)options you could use to free them?

Does not compute.

At 6/28/09 11:36 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Candlejack was a villian on Freakazoid, who went around summer camps snatching people in mid-sentence if they ever said his na-

That's not a question.

At 6/28/09 11:40 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Awesome, so most have already dealt with it but the chef, he just cooks the food and skips around all day having fun doesn't he?

Pretty much, hes pretty grumpy. I feel sorry for any small child that accidently wonders into his kitchen...

You could take caffeine pills around morning so you don't get tired out or carry a 5 hour energy, I've done it before, I got up at 8 in the morning and didn't feel tired until 11 in the morning that next day, just need a little extra boost if you take night duty for that night.

Yeah, I guess I could. But I probably won't. :P

Fixed grammar error an dyes that is sad.

Yeah, I was in a rush and wasn't thinking.

Metalcore suck.
Deathcore sucks also, but there are SOME decent bands. You just need to know where to look.
Melodeath metal is awesome, you just need to listen to the right bands.
ATR's a terrible example of melodeath metal, even more so considering they aren't even metal period.
Lol Michael Jackson.
/END

Leaving to camp tonight, peace yall. Much love, you will be in thoughts.

I just hope I can survive the metal and newgrounds withdrawals.

At 6/28/09 11:33 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Will you be seing Candlejack?

Who?

At 6/28/09 11:32 PM, Ultor wrote: I never even heard of you but are any of you employees going to spread the wise word to the kids about newgrounds?

No we don't need more 13 year old users, but I think I might just order some NG tank stickers and stick them on the cabins.

At 6/28/09 11:30 PM, igott wrote: Can you take a seat? Over there?

No thanks, i'm good.

Don't try to escape, we have your IP address and Agents are on their way.

That is not a question.

--------------

Going to bed, leave plenty of questions and i'll go on a mass reply streak tomorrow morning.

After that leave questions and i'll answer them on the weekends.

KTHXBAI

At 6/28/09 11:07 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Given such variables as the socioeconomic status of the families, the races of the participants, and the general disposition of the camp's participants towards sex and/or counselors, what is the chance of you bringing back a picture of a fairly attractive 14-year-old girl and showing it to me?

Um, depending on whether or not I get my hands on a camera. We'll see. :333

At 6/28/09 11:06 PM, Novatrigger777 wrote: Does camp counseling make you a pedophile?

Only if I touch them inappropriately.

At 6/28/09 11:12 PM, biohasard wrote: Do you have any strange stories about camp you would like to tell? If so please share them...

Nothing I haven't already said really.

At 6/28/09 11:18 PM, KrustyTheClown wrote: What does it take not to smack the little snot upside the head?

A V8.

At 6/28/09 11:18 PM, Toukeman wrote: As a counselor for a scout camp I have told my share of Scary Campfire Stories. What kind of stories do you tell your kiddos?

No idea, I guess i'll tell them what they want to hear I guess.

At 6/28/09 11:10 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Sounds fun, I've been trying to get a job all summer and all the damn teens stole the jobs from me, what a bitch.

Lol everyone that works here is between 17 and 30, with the exception of the master cook who is like in his late 40's.

Sounds a bit like a game you're doing there as well. lol @:)

It basically is. Haha

Highly possible if you keep doing an outstanding job, helping the kids a lot I see, I probably would do a so-so job since I've grown accustomed to little kids being annoying and always having to have it their way, I might last there if the kids actually weren't assholes or annoying. I guess it all depends on the person and how long their fuse.

Yeah, it also depends on such things like whether those individuals are in your cabin or not and also if you have night duty that week cause that will wear you out incredibly.

Well I'd hope you would have a few who actually aren't assholes and actually just there for their problems to be solved.

Yeah, i'd say some of the kids are good but saying they all suck or they're all great is a rather blatant lie.

That sounds pretty bad but that's not what I meant, I meant as in the kids home life problem although that does sound bad, haha. You run into kids like that from time to time.

Um, last year a kid got a call from home halfway through the week from his dad saying his mom died from cancer that morning and no one even knew she had cancer.

I thought tha twas really depressing. :(

Also do they ever hug you?

lol

All the time.

At 6/28/09 10:54 PM, SCTE3 wrote: How much will you get paid each week for this?

$150 each week, seven weeks.

And a bonus 40 dollar bonus for the counselor that wins each week.

^Which basically is on the last day all the campers vote who they think was the best counselor, and he/she receives 40 bucks more and yes, it is perfectly possible for one counselor to win all 7 weeks however unlikely it is.

Are the kids a pain in the ass?

What do you think? :P

What's the worst problem a kid has come to you with?

Crotch punch.

Well actually, one a nine year old girl became obsessed with me and kept flirting with me and said she was "In love with me" god that week was horrendously annoying, that was last year.

all good questions. :)

Indeed.

At 6/28/09 10:54 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Have you ever done this kind of work before?

Yes, I have done a ton of Volunteer work where I had to interact with children.

If so, what's the craziest thing that's happened while you were there?

At a soup kitchen I was working once one of the homeless kids there starting throwing up like crazy after eating his cereal and his dad started swearing and screaming out his lungs out at me and the other volunteers.

At 6/28/09 10:55 PM, SeanJon10 wrote: SMall children?

A mixture, some weeks will be mainly 6 - 8 year olds, then there are also weeks where the kids will be 13 - 15. Seven weeks in total.

just do a teenage camp and let them all sleep in the same cabin and when parents get mad just say they snuck out. Then they will havve no childhood and the world will learn that sex b4 marriage is overated yay christian overtones

That's not a question.

At 6/28/09 10:58 PM, Bryan wrote: YOUR NOT A QUESTION!

That's not a question.

At 6/28/09 10:51 PM, Bryan wrote: NO ... IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That's not a question.

At 6/28/09 10:48 PM, biohasard wrote: What 's being outside like? I hear it's nice...

It isn't, stay on Newgrounds.

It's better.

At 6/28/09 10:48 PM, ZagmenO wrote: There's two types of camp counselors in this world. The nice kind and the strict kind. Which one will you choose to be?

I'll try to be extra chilled and let the other counselors do the disciplining.

At 6/28/09 10:49 PM, biohasard wrote: Also how much are you getting paid to do this?

Not enough.

At 6/28/09 10:51 PM, Wyvvern-Guy wrote: How many children do you plan on raping?

Not enough.

At 6/28/09 10:43 PM, Armerad wrote: Why do a job where you have be around kids non stop, and you have to live in a box?

Because it's fun, also money.

At 6/28/09 10:44 PM, CalvinGodly wrote: I just got back for a 4=H camp a month ago.

That is not a question.

At 6/28/09 10:46 PM, metropolis342 wrote: What's the incentive of you going there?

1.) I need SOMETHING to do this summer or i'll blow my brains out.
2.) Some of my friends are also counselors.
3.) The food there is AMAZINGLY ORGASMIC.
4.) ???
5.) PROFIT!!!

At 6/28/09 10:36 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: your a camp counseler??wow who the fuck goes camping thats gay, oh wait gringos do,haha.

While most teens don't go camping because they're lame, their are lots of parents who bring there 7 - 13 year old sons/daughters camping.

ok i have a question how come if white people live without electricty,water, other nesesitys its called camping but if another race does it its caled being ghetto?

Because those other people do it in the streets, white people do it in the woods.

At 6/28/09 10:36 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Tents or cabins?

Cabins.

At 6/28/09 10:35 PM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: Well... if you really want me to...
Whats the meaning of life?

To make new life and cherish the life that was given to you.

Props to whomever got that reference.

At 6/28/09 09:33 PM, PenisClown wrote: Duff, melodeath took death metal, added more easier to listen to melodies and a 'traditional heavy metal' influence. Emocore is pretty much melodeath with moar gheyness.

More like, Metalcore is Melodeath only with WAAAAAAAAAAAY more gayness and made to make 13 year olds aroused, unlike Melodeath which makes 15 year olds aroused instead.

As of tomorrow afternoon until August 14th I will be working at a summer camp as a Counselor watching over small children.

The only time I will have access to a computer will be on Saturday nights and on Sundays.

Just so you guys know where I am and that I haven't left NG for good.

So go ahead, ask away any questions you might have to ask!

Also, suck it. You can no longer say to me I need to go outside.

At 6/28/09 04:48 PM, therealanimator wrote:

At 6/28/09 04:40 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 6/28/09 04:37 PM, cybermonkey81 wrote: I know, soda from a fountain tastes the best

BLASPHEMY!

non believer!!!

BURN THE WITCH!