Here is a list of Metaphors I've made up throughout my life, (done the same list on Customerssuck.comin the off topic subject as Halfhumanhalfzombie).
Chimping around: (Retail) When someone make another person do something they are aware of, makes them do constants favors for or make someone put on an act that's considered unnecessary
Ex. Shiela is chimping around with the departments for their returns, a few of the departments have only one item in their area.
The customer was chimping around with bob the Cashier when they wanted him to take the gum out of the bag so they can have some
Pervert Bodyguard: A guy who is not necessairly a woman's bodyguard but hangs around the person a whole lot, harasses them generally or Sexually but the woman is used to it and doesn't mind his presence.
Ex: Amanda had a pervert bodyguard who followed her around in School, one time he put her upside down against his back while grabbing onto her ankles and spun her around and around
Clothes Spider: (Retail) Someone who buys +10 peices of clothing at a till with hangers.
Ex: The Iranian couple brought 30 peices of clothing on the belt for the cashier to scan every one of them, when the Cashier was done she was sweating all over.
Retail is like Friggin' Final Fantasy: (Retail) An expression used in reference from the Video Game where the worker is in a village state when he/she is in areas of the store with no Customers (Stock Room, Back Room, Lounge, Managers office) and the field which represents the sales floor (Front Checkouts, Sales Floor). The enemy encounter on the field is similar to the Customer encounter on the Sales Floor.
Show Diabetic: Someone who must watch movies on a regular basis
Movie Insulin: The solution for Someone who is Show Diabetic in which watching the movies is the Insulin.
Arrogant Corridor Walkers: Usually found in serious places like colleges, universities and working businesses downtown where a huge group of people walk in the very same groove and style.
Ex: David didn't blend in with the arrogant corridor walkers with the way he was walking.
Shopping Cart Whore: (Retail) someone who buys their stuff pushing the same damn Store Company shopping cart everywhere they go.
Ex: The bus driver tried to help the Shopping Cart Whore bring the shopping cart on the shuttle (True Story)
