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Response to: A rape story Posted January 30th, 2007 in General

At 1/30/07 12:32 AM, Smokinggun64 wrote:
At 1/30/07 12:28 AM, Kuro wrote:
So you're saying you write 92 words per minute, while at the same time thinking about how the story is going to unfold, and what you're exactly going to type next?

I don't believe you sir.

You were EXAGERATING.
Ya so I did exagerate. Maybe it was a half hour or an hour or somthing.

Did you count every single word or somthing?

Yeah...he's the type of person who goes out of his way to prove people wrong.
However, that still doesn't make him more of a douche than you. lawlz

Response to: A rape story Posted January 30th, 2007 in General

douche...

Response to: I'll rate your profile out of 10! Posted December 22nd, 2005 in General

At 12/22/05 08:24 PM, Generalissimos wrote:
Sadly you posted here, it means down somewhere you care. And its alright dude, humans are always looking for aproval.

Sadly, deep down you liek little boys so shut the fuck up you elitist piece of shit.

Response to: I'll rate your profile out of 10! Posted December 22nd, 2005 in General

Sure...rate my profile...it's important to know other peoples opinions about things I care nothing about.

Response to: Would you? Posted December 14th, 2005 in General

At 12/14/05 12:40 PM, IWantSomeCookies wrote: Is this a parody? Or a really bad joke?

The latter.

Response to: The Silent Hill movie website is up Posted December 6th, 2005 in General

I like the original Silent Hill story...though I don't really like that type of game...too dreary and eerie for my game preferances.
Hopefully they don't butcher the storyline like they've done in so many other movies based on games.
Most recently "Doom" which was pretty much just another zombie flick. I mean...come on...originally it was about a portal to hell being open, dammit!(sweet first-person sequence though)

Response to: For all inspiring guitar players Posted October 9th, 2005 in General

OGMF ITNRMET

Response to: Favorite Fast Food Restaraunt Posted September 23rd, 2005 in General

At 9/23/05 01:37 AM, Pure_LionHeart wrote: Never has there been a more obvious answer to a question.

McDonald's! Nothing beats a delicious Quarter Pounder with Cheese! Yum! ^_^

Their "food" is horrible...the last time I ate at a McDonalds I nearly puked. (Big Mac)
Even the smell of that place makes me ill.

Response to: Favorite Fast Food Restaraunt Posted September 23rd, 2005 in General

At 9/23/05 12:39 AM, hominid_man wrote: What is your favorite fast food place and why?

Taco Bell...they make the tastiest food and it's farely cheap. (Well not if you consider how low quality their ingredients are...but it tastes good so who gives a fuck)

&

A&W makes the best burgers I've ever had. (Next to home barbecqued ones) Though I hear White Castle and Burger King > A&W...I've never been to or seen one before though.

At 9/23/05 01:17 AM, n0t0 wrote: Chicken @ KFC > chicken @ other fast food restaurants.

It's soggy and extremely greasy...yum yum.

Response to: Ever Been High?!? Posted September 23rd, 2005 in General

Mushrooms are a blast!
I've only done them once and it was alot of fun. The clouds moved and morphed into strange shapes...I saw a crocodile shaped one. Driving down the road I got freaked out because the road looked like a river and I thought I was in a boat for awhile. Then me and buddy had a campfire and there were goofy faces in the smoke...and once in awhile some pissed off looking faces. The trees frowned at me...and once in awhile when I looked at a tree the leaves and branches sort of turned into a bunch of cougars that looked like they were frozen in mid-leap. The thing that really wigged me out is all these dogs and puppies running around.(they were real...I was at my aunts) I kept catching glimses of **whatever** out of the corner of my eye and when I looked there would be nothing.
Overall it was fun...and next time I'm going to do more because I felt like my trip wasn't as good as it could have been...

One thing I'm never doing again is weed. Weed is lame...the high sucks...it just makes me feel like going to sleep. I'll probably do it again...but not when I'm sober. Beer high + weed high = good high.

Now to one of my alcohol experiences.
July 28th, 2005...night before the local music festival(which is a big party as well...alot of fun)
I drank approximately 15-20 beers + a good amount of whisky. Booze turns me into a crazy mother fucker. So I was pretty rowdy...and I got this idea in my head that it would be really funny to put condoms all over peoples vehicles and tents...so I did just that. All the while running around giggling quite loudly (so I hear) with only my underwear... and apparently for awhile I was screaming while running around. (don't remember this)Then when I mellowed down I started going up to random people and hugging them and mumbling uncomprehnsable bullshit. Fun stuff.

It's so stupid...but so fun.
Anyways...I don't do it much...maybe 4 times a year I party.
bleh ekghfjkgdkgjkdsfhkfh
**CLOSING STATEMENT**

Response to: How Are These People Still Living? Posted September 23rd, 2005 in General

Stupid people > Intelligent people

I know a kid named Gordy...he's around 13....and he likes to play with explosives...he often blows up jugs of gasoline...he also likes gun powder. He's probably the dumbest human being I know.

Response to: Time To Burst Your Bubble Posted September 20th, 2005 in General

Yeah...you have pen0r on the brain, buddy.

At 9/20/05 01:01 AM, GoldenHero wrote: yeah i agree soem people are really sick minded but meh there entiteld to thier own oppinoion

Tahts y it's gret 2 life in da fere wurld...we can all hav our oun oppinoions. Soemtaimz we reli furget how luckee we r. kthxbi

Response to: Face Morpher Posted September 20th, 2005 in General

Awesome man...just awesome!

Face Morpher

Response to: I can't sleep help! Posted September 6th, 2005 in General

You should stop making useless topics and posts.
Don't sleep until tomorrow night...I guaruntee you'll sleep like a baby.

Response to: I have given up underwear!! Posted August 21st, 2005 in General

At 8/21/05 01:32 AM, NotANerd wrote: Thats right folks, i, NotANerd, has already been underwear free for a month and two weeks and i hope to stay off the stuff for a while. it provides such freeness, you can feel the breeze, and play with it whenever you want! so i say join my way of life, ditch the underwear and start the freedom!

Fag...

Response to: Free Balin' Posted August 21st, 2005 in General

Only weenies don't like "free ballin'", as you put it.
It feels much better when your genitals are free to dangle...

Response to: Why did you come to NG? Posted July 23rd, 2005 in General

I think I asked someone what a cool and funny site was and he gave me the url for this site. That was in 2002 (if only I had made an account then)...I keep coming back because theres always fresh content. As far as I'm concerned it's the best website and I will keep coming back.

Response to: What's your favorite powder? Posted July 16th, 2005 in General

I can't wait until next winter. =)

What's your favorite powder?

Response to: Waging a war on Kidz Bop Posted July 10th, 2005 in General

At 7/10/05 01:29 AM, gotunks4 wrote: I suggest we wage an email war to Kidz Bop

I suggest you shut the fuck up until your balls drop and you realize that waging an email war (**snort snort**) on some childrens site is a petty thing to do and an incredible waste of time.

Response to: Plans for Independance Day? Posted July 3rd, 2005 in General

Burning the American flag...killing infidels...
You know...the normal stuff.

Response to: Ask me a question Posted July 2nd, 2005 in General

Why are you such a turd?

Response to: The path to self ownage Posted June 23rd, 2005 in General

datz liek soooooo fuhny plkz b muh frend nowz kuz ur reli reli fuhny kthx

Yet another douche with too many posts.
Response to: How long do eyebrows take to grow? Posted June 21st, 2005 in General

At 6/21/05 10:15 PM, -Nikole- wrote: A few weeks is usually all it takes.

Ah well thats good to hear.

Until then, you're going to look pretty funny.

Well I don't really care since I don't have anything planned until the end of July. (I'll just be working out in the boonies until then)

At 6/21/05 10:17 PM, BadReligionSkater wrote: It'll take about two months.

Eat a dink. =P

How long do eyebrows take to grow? Posted June 21st, 2005 in General

I was at a party and when I passed out some asshole shaved almost all of my left eyebrow off. Luckily thats all he/she did.
I just wanted to know how long I can expect to be eyebrowless.

Response to: If you could steal one great idea.. Posted June 14th, 2005 in General

Skiis and Snowboards...

Response to: More weird ass spam. Posted June 14th, 2005 in General

Yeah I've been getting that shit too...on my GMAIL account >:-(.
I wonder what site my email got picked up from...

Response to: Cailliou Posted June 12th, 2005 in General

At 6/12/05 04:58 AM, Fozzo wrote: omg i wuz wactehn a lil kid shoe adn i dint liek it wah

Don't watch the show then, you douche.
It's for little kids, fucktard

Response to: They're attaching to my brain cells Posted June 9th, 2005 in General

Drunkeness has never been described so eloquently.

Response to: Napster woes : ( Posted June 9th, 2005 in General

At 6/9/05 03:09 PM, darkmage8 wrote:
At 6/9/05 03:05 PM, -Ares- wrote: My question is: Are there any alternative ways to uninstall napster?
You can either use the uninstall.exe in Napster's folder (somtimes titled "unwise")

There is no uninstall in the Napster folder...otherwise I wouldn't be making a topic about not being able to uninstall Napster.

or you can delete it through Norton.

How exactly can I do that? I've never seen an option for deleting files with Norton unless they're infected with a virus.