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Response to: Who's your favorite porn star? Posted March 16th, 2011 in General

Fucking Eva Angelina!!!!!!!!!
She's bonerific!

Response to: Outran a motocop? Posted March 13th, 2011 in General

No cop would arrest anyone without a reason...WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!

Response to: Deadpool Movie Posted March 13th, 2011 in General

What I'm waiting for is a movie where the antagonist is Galactus.
I know he was in the fantastic 4 movie but he was nothing but smoke WTF?!?!?1111

Response to: Do you ever feel lonely? Posted March 13th, 2011 in General

This was actually me once :c

Do you ever feel lonely?

Response to: I has a pet fox! Posted March 13th, 2011 in General

Oh YEA?!?! Well my fox can surf the MOTHERFUCKING INTERNETZ BITCH!!!!!

CAPS

I has a pet fox!

Response to: Battle: LA Posted March 12th, 2011 in General

Why is everyone telling everyone else not to go see it? Just because you didn't like it doesn't mean others won't either, your entitled to your opinion but let others go see it and say and then they can be a critic. I think everyone is only saying it sucks because its cool to say it now.
I loved District 9 but i haven't seen BLA yet and I'm looking forward to seeing it soon.

Response to: I heard england is getting a... Posted March 12th, 2011 in General

Don't worry, Piccolo has it under control.

Whats that security called? Posted March 7th, 2011 in General

I have no idea what it is but is their a name for that security on Android phones where you have to connect the dots to unlock the phone?

Response to: Movies you want to see remade Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

None really
but I just saw the Karate Kid remake and well it was fucking awesome
I mean the Crane Kick in the end was wow I didn't see that one coming
I saw all the original ones and don't get me wrong, it was good but the remake's ending was just way better.

Response to: Fingered Girl For First Time Today Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

At 3/6/11 04:59 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: like a fucking Powerpoint presentation.

This made me lul

But seriously dude I've been reading all your replies and I gotta congratulate you on how we"ll your taking this. Your not lying and hell I believe you, I've been their, no one believes you but hey! what do they fucking know right?
Your my new hero.

Response to: I'll make you feel good Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

No one's made me feel good yet :(

Response to: Disappointing video game endings Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

OMFG Shadow of Colossus!
The game was so fucking beautiful, the fight system was the easiest one I've ever laid hands on, the giant fucking bosses we're epic but I was so fucking pisst off like all that work went for nothing.

Here are the links to the endings

Part 1

Part 2

Response to: I'll make you feel good Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

At 3/6/11 01:24 AM, klik wrote: feel good...

..............You sir have made me lol :D

Response to: Night time BBS is better than dayti Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

At 3/6/11 01:24 AM, Squidbit wrote:

ere to see all the rare good posts

Ew combat arms. You should play mission against terror.

idk i just looked at the images and some of the levels look bleh :P
ill probably give it a try sometime later

Response to: Night time BBS is better than dayti Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

I gotta agree
i mean i just posted a whole fucking paragraph on "i fingered a girl for the first time" like 10 min ago and i feel good about it
also i play combat arms and give myself a break and come here to see all the rare good posts

emphasis on "rare"
Response to: I'll make you feel good Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

I need a hug :*(

Response to: Warning! Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

At 3/6/11 12:56 AM, TheConfusedTurtle wrote: Do you have the ability to go Super Ultra Bear?

Don't worry ill use my makankosappo to stop him

Warning!

Response to: Red patch on thigh Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

At first I thought it might be skin cancer but nvm you seem to have a handle on things.

Response to: Fingered Girl For First Time Today Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

Seriously wtf?
I'm backing OP up and saying goddam you all to hell!
He's just trying to entertain us and I was entertained... when the fuck did the BBS suddenly have "standards" on what we can and can't have?
Yea if your gonna call me stupid go ahead, I would love to see you make a thread that gets this much activity in less than an hour.
And correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't the description on the link to General say "Talk about the stuff on Newgrounds, chit-chat with other fans, or whatever!"
None of you have a right to tell this guy this thread suck cause you and I haven't made a good thread either....

ohh yea and I when I first fingered a girl
she's now my gf and I'm getting some
OP congrats on your accomplishment, good luck on your quest for ass

Response to: Teens Against Porn Are Back! Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

At 3/6/11 12:39 AM, SSPBOURNE wrote: Without porn you'd be on a napkin, in a college room door.

Best lul ive had all day

Response to: Nickelodeon To Start Reproducing... Posted March 5th, 2011 in General

Am i the only one who thought wrong when they saw the name of this thread?

Nickelodeon To Start Reproducing...

Response to: the worst movie you have seen Posted March 5th, 2011 in General

At 3/5/11 11:11 AM, VinnyXY wrote: Cloverfield.

fuck you! that movie was epic

Response to: Do I have too many Cd's? Posted March 2nd, 2011 in General

no
i only have 5 cds so yea

Response to: Cave on the Moon Posted March 2nd, 2011 in General

5 bucks says theirs 5 bucks in the cave

Response to: Official Ng Redesign Wishlist Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

I would love to see like a user complaint box
well with a few restriction like only one complaint per user
up to ten complaints and the user gets deleted
no alts may be created to spam the box
it might finally stop NG by being ruled by spam cock-hungry retards

Response to: which grade are you? Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

At 2/27/11 11:56 AM, EddyFromEEnE wrote: 12th grade.
Senior.
At 2/27/11 12:59 PM, zachdamacman wrote:
*spelled Sophomore*
12th grade man, bout to graduate. Shit feels good.

12th Grader here too
Hell Yea Class of 2011 up in this bitch

which grade are you?

Response to: Punny Porno Parody Titles? Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

Passion of the Cock
Ass Runner
Deep Blue Cream
Sex Toy Story
300: The Bukake
Fast and the Horny
The Last Sexorcism
Charlie St Cock

Response to: Bootleg Toys and stuff Posted February 26th, 2011 in General

hmmmmmmm....

Bootleg Toys and stuff

Response to: Shark attacks marlin: unreal video Posted February 24th, 2011 in General

Sad but hey that's nature for you.

Response to: Thats what she said is old. Posted February 20th, 2011 in General

Nobody gives a fuck