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At 3/27/11 02:01 AM, Gagsy wrote:
I'll show you what a fat girl can do.

is it wrong that that gave me a boner?

if fake: Fuck you troll!

If real: Fuck you

The first rock that i ever listened to
now i'm into fucking whitechapel, light this city, ehh mostly metal now
its good to get back to the basics sometimes

At 3/27/11 01:16 AM, CoccaineCat wrote: I made him a man who loves money more than his users.

well played my man

I think the best thing i witnessed was when we got April fooled thinking NG got allowed in china and almost everything was blocked.
Dickneck i was their for that.
Who can forget system 32 kid?
ummm what else.....well thats it...FOR NOW!

ya get it?

ummmm yeaaa

wait if they buy Newgrounds.....will this mean stuff on the store will be available at the stores too?

Come on

Signs

ohhh god when i feel i have to fart but if i hold it in i get the chills

I went into my uncles room and remember finding a dvd under his bed called "Big Fake Tits 3".....great fap

At 3/26/11 01:09 AM, furrylovingpastacat wrote: what are you going through anyway? if i may ask...

Well as much of a pussy as i sound right now...
today was supposed to be 1 year with the love of my life, but today is also the day she chose to leave me. Yea you might say "quit being a little whiny bitch about it!!!" but you guys needs to understand she promised me a life. She promised we'd live together one day and get away from the problems we had at home. But like any other illusion i fell for it and was disappointed with the end result. I know it's not the end of the world but for me...it just seems like it.

I've been going through some tough shit right now and all I can use right now is a good word and a hug.

Yea ima miss being a fucking teenager
but hey we can't stop it
best thing we can do right now is enjoy our lives and hope it gets better from then on
and hey at least we get to chose when we want to go to school instead of 8 in the fucking morning :p

Well I'm mexican and I'm proud to be part of this country.
The only problem here is America is turning corrupt and not giving our hermanos and hermanas a chance to become a full legal US citizen.
Trust me, if the government would say "free legalization!!!!" everyone who is illegal would go and take advantage of the opportunity.
But if America also is worried about our population, they should help improve our economy.
My uncle who came over here just to look for an opportunity said that one day he hopes to go back to Mexico and proudly show everyone how well he's done and that the US isn't that bad.

me next :D

Gay porn

Because i have a huge penis

Dude don't worry, like what the guy said "your body needs to adjust from masturbation to real sex"
it happened to me my first time to
didn't cum till like the 5th time around
but when it does prepare for the best possible feeling you'll ever have!

If you do rape someone then its A vulgar picture

icwutudidther

First, you gotta get the power...

Almost every Pit Bull music video
i mean i fucking hate his music but the girls...ohhhh god the girls!

I kinda wanna punch you in the face

Because it's ironic that we're guessing right now, which is sort of a game and....FFFUUUUUUUU

Because its stupid and overfloods the BBS with stupid shit?

Not me i just fucking tear up everything

At 3/20/11 01:08 PM, Yert wrote: THIS THREAD IS 3 YEARS OLD.

no its not and......HOLY SHIT!

At 3/20/11 09:25 AM, Senmetsu wrote:
"You are a fucking sex god. You...everything you do...good."

"Ok ok ok...(out of breath) I need a break for a few...get me some soda?"

I cry sometimes, when I'm alone.

Been their, done that, sadly been their too but it helps the pain

Because you got a small dick >:D

Maybe its just me but if the plant blows up, won't that create a mushroom cloud that will carry the radiation into the ozone layer and carries it off to other places on the world....and don't we get out things from Japan and China?

Ohh god this movie has peaked my interests
where can i watch it?