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I was high.
This probably wasn't the best idea since I had to walk home which wasn't pleasant and then last night I tried to sleep but this scene was in my fucking head the entire time.

Well, I just had a couple questions on the movie.
1. Can the astro-traveling thingy that Dalton went through be possible?
2. Was the movie a metaphor for something? like life or ourselves?
3. Was that room in the "further" their previous house or a sex dungeon?
4. Your telling me we're left with a cliffhanger?!?!?!

No, but i got pregnant from swimming in one and now my mom is suing the hotel.

I'd hit that.....with a 9 iron

Maybe this year someone will make me a FUCKING birthday thread.

I think these guys wanna play triangle

Baking soda + water = unclogger

At 4/10/11 11:02 PM, Chdonga wrote: My mom's favorite pokémon is the monkey with the sunglasses...

this one?

Dude i need like a size 8 cap and above so your not alone

they probably just did a lot of cocaine and then this happened

At 4/10/11 04:59 PM, FirstBaby wrote: I have type 1 diabetes, Fuck you.

Sorry about your loss

alright...where do i find the video of the giant squid?

At 4/9/11 03:41 PM, Timmy wrote: Man - you and your mom are total badasses.

For my 18th birthday, my mom and I just fucked.

I lol'd uncontrollably when i read this

+1 respect

Well I used a shitload of condoms with my ex and yea we have done it a couple times without a condom. Its actually way better without but the problem is I can't go on the next day, after not using a condom, not worrying if about if I got her pregnant. I guess practice makes perfect.

but nobody's perfect....so why practice?

Why? So you can go fuck yourself?

At 4/3/11 07:36 PM, EDylan wrote: Listen to this inspiring song.

Before I clicked the link I said "I swear to god if it's that fucking song..." *click* "son of a bitch!!!!"

I have a mirror in my room so I can watch myself masturbate...is that narcissist?

that is definitely a boy

Paint it Black

You get it?

Alright so every time I get a video like the picture below, I press play and I give it a while and it won't fucking play. Does anyone else have this problem?

I think the question we all want to know is: is she fuckable?

Ustedes son unos idiotas ignorantes que merecen ser quemados vivos porque no se puede entender la launguage hermosas de México ha traído.

Google translator ftw

Psalm 23:4
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: For thou art with me"

At 3/27/11 10:44 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: Dude, that's metal.

Ahhh dammit that is metal fuck!

....I have no one

That racist thing is true.
But I live in a rural area where theirs every color under the sun at this school and the teachers pretty much get along with us.
I did have one teacher though. You could write the best fucking shit you've written or are gonna write your entire life time and he says "I see one mistake" and their goes your grade.

I also hate fucking substitutes who think the class their teaching is their class and their fucking strict. Your their as a temporary teacher not a fucking sniper keeping an eye on us every second :p

What?

I wouldn't go....unless.....

At 3/27/11 04:19 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: It's on the Target website. At least it was last time I checked.

where on their website did you check?

seriously wheres the proof
the cnn thingy doesn't work i need proof

I cheated on my ex a day before we broke up.
Then like 6 months later i learned she was cheating on me.
ehhh i don't care for her :p

STUPID FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!