Honey, I think we should have turned LEFT at the last junction.

At 12/8/06 05:06 PM, El-Coolo wrote: Because of your modesty.

Lmao.

You know... I am almost twelve years old and i have the IQ of a 18 years old with good brains... And IQ of 153 and i am not lying...

Grade

6.I know the oceans

Me too, I learned that in the 2th grade.
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Surely someone with such amazing intelligence would know that it's "2nd" not 2th? Please correct me with evidence if I am wrong?

At 11/24/06 01:21 PM, 1337Beet wrote: I am simply the most 1337 person ever to grace the earth with my charm and over exeeding Intellengence.

I will tell you why I am 1337.

Please, do.

1. I know what all the new lvl Icons look like.

You must have alot of spare time on your hands.

2.I am the smartest person on newgrounds

If you are the smartest person on Newgrounds, then woe to the thickest person.

3.I can answer any question

What is my address?

4.I am a Beet

Want a medal?

5.I know all continents

Well done, someone finally listened in Geography Class.

6.I know the oceans

Good boy. Have a cookie. And anyone by the age of 10 that doesn't know the oceans/continents would be considered ignorant.

'I will Survive'

Just for the irony.

11 year olds. *Shudder*

Most of them are so god damn cocky. 12 year olds also. They come into secondary school, walk around trying to act hard, by snogging in the corridors (Too bad they look like dogs slobbering over eachother instead), having the 'Hardcore' boys try to chat a sixth former up, and try to start fights with the older years. 12 year olds are worse at this at my school.

As for 13/14 year olds...It depends.

They're better than chavs.

The only thing I found amusing about this entire thread was some of the replies. As for the saying heres the pic and then posting nothing...What is so funny? Waste of time. You, sir, must really have alot of time on your hands to think this up.

At 10/26/06 05:56 PM, penislol wrote: Thread: YU-GI-OH CANCELLED?

Me.

I'm laughing now as I listen!!!

LMFAO I laughed.

Naw, make it twenty.

Life is for living, really.

Got my dad almost arrested when I was 3 (No BS)

At 10/26/06 04:31 PM, sean5892 wrote:

At 10/26/06 04:28 PM, Angels-Glow wrote: Then why did you shave?

Forced me.

One word. NSPCC.
(50% Sarcasm intended)

Then why did you shave?

At 10/26/06 04:25 PM, XxXGameFreakXxX wrote:

At 10/26/06 04:24 PM, Angels-Glow wrote: The microphone...Something about that damned microphone...

You mean the way it's pointing away from him?

Yes, and something else, it just irritates me. I think I'm obsessed :S

At 10/26/06 04:14 PM, THESLIGHTDISCOMFORT wrote: Not only was that a pain in the ass to read, but I think you're just saying it's your friend "Lucy" when it's really you. But in my opinion, Lucy should bitchslap James if he's coming back to her after all that.

I swear, it's not me, because I wouldn't take any of that crap that Lucy took.
The reason I think that James wants her back is because

a) He is a bit of an attention seeker, getting back with his famous girlfriend would bring him attention
b) He knows she still likes him
c) He knows she's gullible when it comes to him.
d) Whether he really wants her back or not is debatable.

And for those who didn't get the story, this is it (very) simplified.

Lucy and James dated for about 1 and a half years.
James fancied another girl and so eventually dumped Lucy.
James got Lucy to hook him up with this other girl, then spread shit and insulted Lucy.
Lucy was heartbroken and still likes him even after dating other guys she likes.
James wants Lucy back, Lucy wants him back and is saying he has to prove he really likes her before she takes him back.

The microphone...Something about that damned microphone...

Smarter Child scared me at first when he asked for details about me. I thought he was a pedo pretending to be a robot.

It took me a while to establish that the retard really was a poorly programmed robot.

At 10/26/06 04:05 PM, ThePumpkinQueen wrote: She should get back with him, and then when they go to have sex, she should bite off his dick.

I have no pity for heartbreakers who think they can do whatever they want to a girl and then she'll always be around.

Amen. I don't think she'd bite off his dick though lol. She's insisting he has to prove to her he really likes her, but we all know she really wants him anyway, and he knows that she is gullible and will always be around for him. Lucy I don't think can see that though.

Neither, it's honestly Lucy's problem, and she's driving me crazy about it.

Just read through, it's a little confusing I know :P

Okay, so I know this girl. Lucy. Lucy had a boyfriend, James. Okay so James asked out Lucy a while back, Lucy said no, so James went out with Lucy's friend Laura, then Laura broke up with James and convinced Lucy to go out with him.

This is where it all began.

Lucy and James dated for ages, altogether about a year and a half, with about two or three break-ups. During one of these break-ups, James ran back to Laura and dated her again for a short while while Lucy dated Tim. But they always got back together because they really liked eachother. So James dumps Lucy two years after on-off relationships. Lucy is really upset and just wants to go and hug James, but she can't. She was really upset. She was virtually in love with James.

Furthermore, James then asks Lucy to go and find out if another girl, Shana, likes James, just a few days after their terrible break up. Lucy is heartbroken, but obliges because she still likes James so much. To her dismay, Shana likes James. So James asks out Shana, and Shana agrees. Then James starts spreading horrible things about Lucy, calling her ugly and weird and a bitch and more. Lucy is even more heartbroken. To top it all off, Lucy learns that James fancied Shana whilst dating Lucy.

So finally after a while Lucy gets over James, and dates a boy who she was close to, Daniel. James and Shana split up after a short while, as do Lucy and Daniel. We all thought it would be another on-off thing, but after what James did, months pass and they don't get back together, nor show any sign of doing so.

Eventually we learn that James has asked for Lucy back, and Lucy has told him he has to prove he likes her in order to have him back.

Now I think Lucy is being a bit of a mug, because it's clear she wants him back, after all he did to her. What do you think, NG? Do you think Lucy should even CONSIDER taking James back? I need opinions from strangers to hopefully convince Lucy.

So I see most are cynical/sceptical on the Paranormal :P

Worst Way: Placed into a Coffin, Lowered and Locked, Buried Alive....Slowly dying.

Best: Like a million other people say, in your sleep, or after fufilling your dreams, to slowly pass away in the arms of the one you love most.

At 2/27/03 08:51 PM, RoboTripper wrote: There are no females on NG, just old guys pretending to be girls.

Wow, you've really taught me something about myself.... -_-

So I've recently come across a website which supports Angels, Ghost and Paranormal Activity.

There are videos, pictures and stories all about these paranormal things.
Now I personally find this interesting, however, I am quite sceptical about it all, as are my family, a genetic personality aspect, I believe.

I understand that people are cynical, sceptical or believing in the Afterlife, Paranormal, Angels, Ghosts, Orbs and whatnot. I just want peoples personal opinions on the who subject, as I find this an interesting discussion.

People say that the account of the Lutzes and Amityville Horror was fraudery, lies and exaggeration. People say that some famous ghost pictures and videos are fraudery, though no evidence has been found. It really is a question that can not be answered with stable evidence that is fully explained. Many people are bias over this topic, I am quite cynical myself, nonetheless I can respect those who do believe in the Paranormal, as, in my opinion, it is rather interesting.

So, here is the debating question:

Do YOU believe in the paranormal afterlife?

( if so/not, why? )

P.S: Here is the website I earlier described

Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages.

Ignore him. Or blow his house up.

What ARE you rambling on about about, old chap? My dear fellow, we are as english as ever!

Seriously, America took the piss aswell. 'New Jersey' 'New York' etc. They even have a New England for Gods sake. Stealing English names and just putting a New in front of it. Englands Prime Minister basically licks the American Presidents arse, which is why we're slowly becoming America. I've realised that almost all the other countries hate England except America.
We'll be singing America's Anthem next.

People could muck up relationships with the words 'I love you'

I mean, you could be going out with your soulmate for life, but then by saying 'I love you' after going out for like a month, sure it may be special at the time, but it's usually empty. So then when that same person whose been saying I love you to this woman for ages is fit to burst for his love for her, because he's abused the words for so long, when he says it with meaning......The woman just takes it as a word as usual. The words lose their meaning.