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They're not a major inconvenience. As long as my hand is clean, mirite?

I agree with OP, cookies & cream is best.

I won't even click link but.. 56 y/o, porn star? The fuck? DO NO WANT.

At 4/17/09 11:51 PM, ZyklonB wrote: next time use a tissue or a sock you fucking slob

This 10x. They're called paper towels. I go through a few a day..

Good fucking riddance. It's one of the prime embarrassments of the USA. Most foreigners I speak with (these happen to be Socialists or Communists, those swedes) hate Texas.

I was kinda hoping this would be an incest thread.

Say you spilled milk. But yeah, go to gamestop. Costs maybe a dollar.

Yeah uh, faux on /b/ is HILARIOUS.

Read some real news

http://musicmachinery.com/2009/04/15/ins ide-the-precision-hack/
http://musicmachinery.com/2009/04/17/the -time-empire-strikes-back/

And ignore all the cancer please. The people on /b/ are much more interesting to talk to you then you guise.

it's true sadly

I don't disbelieve it because it's rare, but because there must have been some kind of damage. And no, I don't think people win the lottery, it's propaganda by the state ;)

Yeah really. If they say to fuck off, FUCK OFF. They don't want to hang out with you. Maybe you should hang out with some chav's, they'll appreciate a chap like you.

At 4/17/09 10:41 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 4/17/09 10:36 PM, AnEmoDragon wrote: I call major shenanigans. Shot through the mothefucking head (and it passed right through) and she makes tea?

But you didn't give any reasons for your "call." You just restated what was claimed.

Well let's see. A bullet went into her head, which is already quite fucking impressive. That means it would have damaged something. It was also a .38 slug, so it did moar dmg. Then it passed through her head. That means she would have had an exit & entrance hole. And she just get's up and makes tea? There isn't any indication of damage. Wtf? Did it not damage her brain (this means it must have only damaged the skull)

Like I said in last thread

I call major shenanigans. Shot through the mothefucking head (and it passed right through) and she makes tea?

Your father died last night, you just don't know.

It's original yeah. Shreddy. I wouldn't have thought of it or used it if I did think of it, but I do like it. Keep it, your names your name!

At 4/17/09 09:46 PM, HotHoboSex wrote:

At 4/17/09 09:45 PM, Mr-Chainsaw wrote:

At 4/17/09 09:44 PM, gatbusta32415 wrote: ok so this girl who is fuckin smokin hot i learned today is bisexual im confused newgrounds tell me what to do

Log off.

^ This

^^ This. We can't understand your wigger english. Come back when you can speak intelligently.

At 4/17/09 09:34 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: When someone is level 1 they tend to be a troll. Most people sign up for the email thing, and most trolls just troll.

I don't usually judge by level, but if someone has a really high level, I'm more inclined to read their post.

THIS. Anything troll-like by a low level is pretty simple to deduce. Some faggots being faggots. And higher levels usually know what they're talking about considering how long they've been around.

Really simple. Put some food on an open window sill (keep gun nearby).
Lay some crumbs on the floor so it follows to window.
When it gets on window sill, shoot with airgun so it gets thrown out
Quickly shut that window
???
PROFIT!

According to 4chan (i love these guys :3) they made and spread meme's.
According to SomethingAwful (they HATE memes) they start something and /b/ spreads it throughout the internet.

Either way, it's pretty much 4chan that holds all meme's.

Without clicking it sounds awesome but probably will be a piece of shit.

I need some clarification please. How does this work exactly? Do people click your userpage link AnEmoDragon or what? I know people have clicked it, but it says I haven't received any monah?

I would cordone off a reasonable sector of the planet for the alien plants, but the rest would have to go to the earth plants. If we can survive, it is vital. So our shit wins. However the alien plants could be useful for research.

I know some CP sites, which I won't be posting here, but I am waiting for the swedish authorities to act on the thousands of tips me & my friends have given them.

I have: Internet friends, who are pretty pro guise. (Free stuff, advice, etc).
RL Friends (Who I only see in school)
and everyone else is a random faggot.

At 4/17/09 08:20 PM, Haynesyb0y wrote: She must have a pretty small brain for the bullet to have missed. Then again, she is a woman - what brain functions does she need other than ones to allow her to cook, clean, make tea and have sex.

Lawl.

This seconded. And this seems kind of bullshitty. It couldn't have missed. It exited the fucking head. In other words: I call shenanigans.

1: Fapping for wut, 5 years nao?
2: I fap 7 times a day
3: I wake up fapping (weird but lulzy)
4: ???
5: PROFIT!!!

At 4/15/09 02:15 PM, AnEmoDragon wrote: Can I get an otter with a golden fist riding a dragon that's cutting itself, flying over some fire.

Bumping request and making more specific. I want a red dragon, and fire.. well fire lol, orange/red/yellow, and I want it at the back. Then the dragon along the bottom, with the otter lying on it, his golden fist quite visible. It can be kinda small, I just leik image.

Ignore 'em. If they're going to be dicks, they can be dicks to someone else who'll kick their ass. Find new friends, or just ignore 'em & discover the internet.

I lol'd. At least it wasn't an umbrella fish.

Get some sleep. Problem solved. Just don't cut your heart. That would be a good idea. Don't cut it ;)

Pretty stupid. Like they said in their legal section: People upload it & share it. And a .torrent file isn't music ;)... Besides this, the fine is 905,000$ for EACH person, which they REFUSE to pay (source). Not to mention, a lot of people are going to be pissed about this.