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All MMORPGs suck dick.

No exceptions.

I've played 80 hours and still have a lot to do. And the game has only frozen like 2 or 3 times. And one of them wasn't random. It was because I went into the Mojave Outpost bar and started shooting grenades with a grenade rifle. Imagine all these bottles and shit jumping around. Game slowed down and crashed on like the 5th nade.

Also, I am proud to say THAT I KILLED THE GODDAMN LEGENDARY DEATHCLAW IN VERY HARD (WITH HARDCORE MODE ON TOO)!!

With melee too! Ranger Takedown and then stomped in VATS 'til it died, hahahahaha! Its fucking head EXPLODED! Made me so damn happy! (I love the ballistic fist, best god damn weapon ever)

I am lv30 and the thing could kill me in one goddamn hit, hahaha,

I also like how the super mutants aren't retarded now, unlike in FO3. I don't like that the game references FO1 and FO2 so much but pretty sort of ignores FO3, tho. Kinda lame. Bet that the people that have actually played FO1 and FO2 orgasm over it.

I think it's a much better game than FO3. I love this freaky thing.

At 11/7/10 01:44 AM, BenelliM4 wrote:

At 11/6/10 08:26 AM, GlebGuy wrote: I'm looking for something that resembles River City Ransom or Scott Pilgrim VS The World.

What do you mean by that? Do you mean you want something zany and wacky, or something pixelated where you go left to right? If it's the first, I recommend Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble from Atlus. Very fun and quite humorous. A little on the expensive side though.

I am very happy to see someone else suggest the awesome Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble! That game is... that game is just great!

At 7/22/10 12:59 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: That's why.

"And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing."

"...the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing."

Oh man, that's amazing!

Also, someone already said "she saw a better cock", so I have nothing.

I've been around longer than you.

I don't remember shit.

I don't give a fuck.

It's better this way.

At 10/13/10 01:51 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: This is NG. There is always a cock joke somewhere in there.

That's what she said.

OP, just pretend it's a whale. You can now say "I FUCK'D A WHALE IN THE ASS!"

At 10/12/10 02:17 PM, Jawdyn wrote: The song featured on the credits is Kill The Sound by Celldweller. Celldweller have all the crazy mad zombie killing tunes you need.

And it's awesome. Love Celldweller and Blue Stahli.

And the game is also awesome. But I haven't finished the story... after 5 playthroughs. I really liked running around killing zombies ignoring the cases. Currently in Case 6-1 in my story playthrough, tho.

At 10/11/10 06:18 PM, mrpwnzer wrote: PC sucks; DREAMCAST ALL THE WAY!!!

ACROSS THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

At 10/10/10 05:03 PM, Mariojinx wrote:

btw, anyone ever heard of Crystal Castles?

The cool music duo?

...no?

Well then.

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!

BUT IT WOULD FEATURE A GIANT FLAMING ROBOT PENIS!

AND MUSIC BY CELLDWELLER AND BLUE STAHLI!

Cuz I said so!

At 10/5/10 07:03 PM, MrPercie wrote: lol yeah fuck your mother

at least I will have the decentcy of ending this argument on a good note

you failures

I was expecting a "fuck you're mother".

I want:
-Black Box
-Mad Milk
-Eternal Reward
-Danger Shield

My backpack.

Oh come on, they aren't using the Mann Co. store as the ONLY way to get the items, only as a way for people willing to pay for items.

If you're gonna bitch and moan about everything, the official forums has more like-minded people.

It's alive until the 3DS comes around.

Then I don't know about ya'll but I will want a PSP2.

I don't care about their PR or whatever. Kotick has said a lot of stupid crap yes, but I don't really care about it. I just laught at it a bit then I forget about it.

I prefer EA because they have a lot more going on when it comes to games than Activision.

1) Deadly Premonition.

That is all.

Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble.

You go around beating people up to prove that you're the biggest badass around. It's like River City Ransom, or at least it reminds me a lot of it. And fuck, you level up and shit.

It's really awesome.

At 9/25/10 05:53 AM, BioEthanol wrote: Higher the score better the game.

If you're stupid, yes.

I am Agent Francis York Morgan.
Just call me York.

That's what everyone calls me.

I should've been the one to fill you dark soul with LIIIGHT! (liiiiight, liiight, liight)

At 9/16/10 09:26 PM, MegamanMegafan wrote:

At 9/16/10 12:51 PM, Androu1 wrote:
You don't understand, man!!! It's TOTALLY logical to jump into conclusions based on a 2 minute trailer and some screens!!!!

Did you fully read my post? It is possible that this person calling himself Dante isn't even the real Dante. Could be someone trying to be like Dante and fill his shoes or could be someone who is brainwashed into thinking he is Dante.
You can have your first impressions, go ahead, but don't make your final call when you've only seen the first trailer.

Lol dude, chillax. I was only making fun of the people that actually do make their final impressions out of the very first trailer.

At 9/16/10 11:54 AM, MegamanMegafan wrote: All I am saying is that until we actually get some details on the story itself we can't be this rash just yet.

You don't understand, man!!! It's TOTALLY logical to jump into conclusions based on a 2 minute trailer and some screens!!!!

OH NO, YOUNG DANTE DOESNT LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AS GROWN UP DANTE THE SERIE IS RUINED FOREVVEREREHREORU¿HE¿RH/¿%u20A7)H¿%u20A7 /HA¿%u20A7EIOUGFR11111111111

AND BLACK HAIR IS EMO D:D:D:D:D:D:

THE GAME IS GONNA SUCK IN EVERY WAY AND I CAN TELL THIS FROM A SHORT TRAILER THAT DIDNT EVEN SHOW HOW THE GAMEPLAY AND STORY WILL BE!!!11!!!!!!!1111111one

Summed it pretty well if I do say so myself.

+40 from Dead Rising 2: Case Zero for saving all Survivors and wasting 100k on the Pawn Shop. Now I've completed it. And it was AWESOME.

+160 from Dead Rising 2: Case Zero

Will get the 40 remaining tomorrow, maybe. Just need to save all survivors. And buy 1 more zombrex, which I have to do to save the survivors anyway!

And Case Zero is super fucking awesome, way to hype me up for Dead Rising 2, Capcom. You bastards.

Man, partayselect again? Gee, you would think the mods would do a better job.

I went online recently so my achievements got updated

+5195 gamerscore.

Most notable:
Divinity 2: Ego Draconics (+1000)

At 9/4/10 08:13 PM, SweetenBoy wrote: assassins creed 1,2 and brotherhood, uncharted 1 and 2, little big planet, and halo reach. All of those are so original and inventive that if you wanted to hate them you couldn't

I dunno about Halo: Reach being original and inventive. (But I am not really gonna say anything since I haven't played it, but maybe I will. It does have offline co-op campaign, right?)

I also think Duke Nukem Forever will be a Must-Have, mainly for the simple reason that it's fucking legendary by now!

At 9/4/10 12:37 AM, scetch00 wrote: Didn't that game come out like in 2006? ....

It's free.

From Case Zero, Boomstick and the sticky propane tank are awesome. I don't really like the paddlesaw, it feels kinda slow, even tho it IS awesome.

I think that they are some of the lamest combinations, the ones they put in Case Zero. At least when looking at what is on the Dead Rising Wikia, which I guess is not even everything that will actually be in the game, just what we know so far.

Mainly due to the crazy nonsense that they are.

Some of the ones I think will simply kick ass:

Robot bear + Machine gun = Fucking sentry gun teddy bear
Motor oil + Boxing gloves = Boxing gloves... ON FIRE!!!
Shield or Training Sword + A box of nails = SPIKY SHIELD AND SPIKY SWORD!

And one of the best ones, simply because of how nonsensical it sounds like, is gonna be...

Flashlight + Gems = Lightsaber/Beam Katana. What the fuck?!

I'm hyped for DR2 and I don't really get hyped for games most of the time.